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$3,000 'Brilliance' S'well Bottle Giveaway 0

swarovski swell bottle giveaway

We are giving away a $3,000 Swarovski encrusted limited edition S'well bottle to one lucky customer. To enter:

1. Purchase any S'well bottle from Homing Instincts in-store or online between 08/01/18 and 26/02/18

2. Follow us on Instagram and Facebook.

3. Double your entries by posting your favourite S'well pic to Facebook or Instagram and tagging @hominginstincts

Winner announced 28/02/18. Prize not redeemable for cash. Prize will either be Red or Blue Brilliance bottle.

A bit more about the prize:

Embellished with eye-catching Swarovski crystals, these limited-edition bottles are the epitome of stunning. S'well is proud to support the efforts of the Swarovski Waterschool in improving access to safe, clean drinking water in places of need.

A show-stopper in every sense of the word, the Brilliance bottles are our most luxurious bottle ever. Handcrafted with over 6,000 Swarovski crystals, these bottles are created for each individual order—giving every bottle the attention to detail it deserves.

In collaboration with the Swarovski Waterschool, S'well is proud to donate 100% of net profits from these limited-edition bottles to their efforts.

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Sassy Christmas Cards 0

Move over Innocent Santa and cute reindeer..There's much more sassy Christmas cards in town!

Make your friends and family laugh with these new meme and humour inspired cards. We have naughty santa, cute puppies and kittens and most importntly - Salt bae.

Check out our Favourites, All cards are available in store now!

 

For your friend who has been a bit more naughty then nice..

 

 

 

 

 

Do you know a serial snapchatter that deserves this card?

 

                          

    

 

 

                          

 

 

The number one card for all the Game Of Thrones fans out there (we all know at least 5)

 

 

Love this card! It's nice...Different..Unusual 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Crazy dog lady card that's also available in cats! Because who doesn't love a puppy in a pink sweater?

 

 

 

The perfect card for your hip hop loving friends - whats better then Jesus in Nikes?!

 

 

 

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Australiana Gift Ideas! 0

Mate. MATE. There’s nothing better than getting Straya’n themed paraphernalia for your foreign friends or for that bloke you know who is Aussie as. If you’re after something in this ilk, here’s Homing Instinct’s top gifts that bleed absolute green and gold. Rippah!

 Australian Native Incense Burner Set

 

$59.95

https://www.hominginstincts.com.au/products/australian-native-incense-burner-set

Who needs to go ‘walkabout’ for a spiritual revelation when you can do a poor (lazy) man’s version in your own home. This 30 piece set with acacia and Eucalyptus will have you in a state of sheer bliss and tranquility… Aussie style.

 

Australian Native Bath Soak

$12.95

https://www.hominginstincts.com.au/products/australian-native-bath-soak

 

Australian Native Treatment Set

$49.95

https://www.hominginstincts.com.au/products/australian-native-treatment-set

 

Australian Native Scrub and Soak

$24.95

https://www.hominginstincts.com.au/products/australian-native-body-scrub-bath-soak

The model in the photo doesn’t have scabies. In fact, this scrub mix of native white ochre, wattle seed and other local ingredients is sure to make your skin feel amazing (and not diseased)! With two sachets in one packet you can experience a spectrum of Australian botanicals that’ll tantalize the senses and leave your skin totally renewed

 

Koala Slippers

$24.95

https://www.hominginstincts.com.au/products/koala-slippers

 

Flinders Station Tea Towel

$24.95

https://www.hominginstincts.com.au/products/flinders-street-station-tea-towel

 

Grow a Kangaroo/Koala

$6.95

https://www.hominginstincts.com.au/products/grow-a-kangaroo

https://www.hominginstincts.com.au/products/grow-a-koala

Here’s a ridiculous toy that makes no sense to create and yet absolutely delights small (and big) children to the point of wetting themselves. We’re not sure why seeing a bigger version of something is so exciting but the psychological game played by this thing is a must to be inflicted on kids.

 

Koala Socks

$19.95

https://www.hominginstincts.com.au/products/koala-socks

 

Tram Socks

$19.95

https://www.hominginstincts.com.au/products/tram-socks

 

Roo in a Box

$39.95

https://www.hominginstincts.com.au/products/roo-in-a-box

Speaking of psychological games, why not take it to the next level and leave someone in a mental ward after playing with this “jack in the box” kangaroo that pops out after being cranked. Palms always get clammy, a huge sweat bead falls down the participants face as they stare wide-eyed awaiting the horror about to ensue.   

 

Mini Animal Trivet

$34.95

https://www.hominginstincts.com.au/products/australiana-trivet

 

Chatter Mate

$32.95

https://www.hominginstincts.com.au/collections/australiana/products/chattermate

 

Melbourne Tram Purse

$19.95

https://www.hominginstincts.com.au/collections/australiana/products/iconic-rumble-sequin-purse

Go on a tram with this bad boy and it’ll be TRAM-CEPTION. Heck! Why not put your Myki in this thing and scan it to blow the minds of every passenger who’s watching. Plus it comes with fancy sequins, need we say more?

 

Melbourne Tram Organic Tote Bag

$29.95

https://www.hominginstincts.com.au/collections/australiana/products/organic-cotton-tote-bag-melbourne

 

Zoo Portraits Shopping Tote Bag

$16.95

https://www.hominginstincts.com.au/collections/australiana/products/zoo-portraits-shopping-tote-koala

 

Melbourne Coffee Snob Tea Towel

$24.95

https://www.hominginstincts.com.au/products/tea-towel-melbourne-coffee-snob

You know a city is pretty damn snobby if it turns its nose up at certain coffees. I mean, heck, we don’t have much poverty, systemic injustice or societal issues to turn our noses up at, so we need some sort of target. Here’s a tea towel for that very ‘bougie’ mate of yours who only orders single origin boiled in orphans’ tears.

 

Melbourne Crumpled City Map

$24.95

https://www.hominginstincts.com.au/products/crumpled-city-map-melbourne

 

Cooee Kangaroo Tea Towel

$16.95

https://www.hominginstincts.com.au/products/tea-towel-cooee-kangaroo

Once you get past their dead eyes, this kangaroo towel is actually a great piece that adds some fun to your tea-party without being too extra. Actually it’s a fact that towels like this make tea time more fun. Science.

 

Indus Koala Gift Set

$99.95

https://www.hominginstincts.com.au/products/indus-koala-gift-set

 

Mopsy Soup of the Day Print

$79.95

https://www.hominginstincts.com.au/products/soup-of-the-day-print

 

Melbourne Word by Word Book

$29.95

https://www.hominginstincts.com.au/products/melbourne-word-by-word

As the most livable city in the world, this is a great book that not only celebrates how amazing Melbourne is but is sure to stir some deep feelings in the hearts of Aussies abroad who may have not been home in a while. A book of Melbourne icons that are sure to tug at the heartstrings.  

 

All the Buildings in Melbourne …that I’ve Drawn so Far

$29.95

https://www.hominginstincts.com.au/products/all-the-buildings-in-melbourne-that-ive-drawn-so-far

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Top 20 K.K Present Ideas Under $30 0

Christmas Kris Kringles are some of the most awful gift scenarios on the planet. What usually happens is that you’ll look over your shoulder and watch the person opening your gift lose all trace of a smile, and potentially grimace at the picture frame or letter-set you’ve bought them. Can’t blame you for trying to be neutral, but definitely for being boring. Don’t be the boring guy. Check out these top 20 K.K gifts that’ll leave you the best gift giver of them all…

 

Women’s Socks - I love my job $19.95

Get kudos for being a keen bean at work with the top part exposed. But you can hide the truth with your shoes covering the bottom part, “Ha ha, just kidding” *holds back tears and laughs maniacally* 

 

Smart Phone Karaoke $14.95

 

Women’s Socks - I’m not bossy, I’m the Boss $19.95

 

Booze Bangle $39.95

Purchaser: “Yes, I’m buying this….. for a …. friend….”

 

Men’s Socks - This Meeting is Bullshit $22.95

 

Golf Mug $29.95

 

Desktop Miniature Golf $24.95

Be one of those big time corporate types like in the movies, only on a much much smaller (economy level) scale with this little desktop version of golf for the office.

 

Donut Cup Warmer $39.95

 

Desktop Basketball $24.95 (MDI)

Who Am I Glasses $14.95

Kind of like playing “guess who”. Actually, exactly the same as “guess who” but with a fancy head piece. Worth it…

 

Kim K Air Freshener $4.95

 

Kollab Lunch Box $19.95

 

Drumkit Calculator $22.95

A calculator that has a drum kit sound for each number. Punch in “boobs” and it’ll sound like a Phil Collins masterpiece.

Festive Socks $14.95

 

Desktop USC Vacuum $22.95

This is the PERFECT gift for your OCD workmate that ironically sucks the life out of you. Make them the happiest person in the world with this mini vacuum (even though they don’t deserve it).

 

Frank Green Coffee Cup $32.95

 

Travel Pillow $44.95

 

As startling as it looks, this travel pillow has actually been carefully designed to ensure you get a great night’s sleep on any flight. Conversely you can put a tablet within and watch a movie and no one would disturb you. But only cause you’d look absolutely terrifying with this thing…

 

Christmas Button $16.95

 

Jon Snow Coffee Mug $24.95

This is a coffee cup with Jon Snow on it. Need we say more?

We’ve got a plethora of pressies ready to rock your socks off or keep them on (because we sell nice socks too)! Check out our website for more gift ideas this Christmas or call us for a bit of help. Our savvy and terribly cool staff will be more than happy to help you choose a gift customised to your lucky recipient!

 

 

 

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Homing Instincts Malvern Transformation - Before & After Pictures 0

Before...

Slipper Inn 204 Glenferrie Road Malvern

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During...

polished concrete floors homing instincts 204 glenferrie road malvern

After...

homing instincts 204 glenferrie road malvern cards gifts homewares

hanging monkey lamp feature wall of greenery

homing instincts 204 glenferrie road malvern cards gifts homewares

Rich Records - Vinyl Records Melbourne Online

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SUMMER GIVEAWAY 0

SUmmer Giveaway

To celebrate the arrival of our REALLY BIG inflatables, we're giving away a summer pack valued at over $220!!!

PRIZE INCLUDES:
1 x Really BIG Inflatable Flamingo from SunnyLife $99.95
1 x Beach Sounds Radio from SunnyLife $64.95
1 x Donut Picnic Blanket from Annabel Trends $59.95

TO ENTER:

1: Follow us on Instagram @hominginstincts
2: Repost our 'Summer Giveaway' picture
3: Tag @hominginstincts & #hominginstincts

Conditions:

Must be following @hominginstincts
No fake profiles/comp accounts
Enter as many times as you like
Australian residents only
Entries close 29/11/2015
Winner announced Monday 30th November
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