{"title":"Blue Q","description":"\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eAnyone with a sense of humour deserves an item or two from Blue Q. They’ve been designing \u0026amp; manufacturing amusing accessories since 1988 – aka for over 30 years! Their products are distinctive for their silly \u0026amp; sarcastic quotes, bright colours \u0026amp; retro inspired illustrations, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eand with a motto like \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e“we just want you to be happy”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e, it’s no wonder they’re a beloved brand in gift stores all around the country…\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSocks For Guys \u0026amp; Gals\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThere’s no doubt that Blue Q’s graphic \u0026amp; novelty socks for \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" title=\"Blue Q Men's Socks\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" href=\"https:\/\/www.hominginstincts.com.au\/collections\/blue-q\/filter_mens-socks\" target=\"_blank\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/www.hominginstincts.com.au\/collections\/blue-q\/filter_mens-socks\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003emen\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \u0026amp; \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" title=\"Blue Q Women's Socks\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" href=\"https:\/\/www.hominginstincts.com.au\/collections\/blue-q\/filter_womens-socks\" target=\"_blank\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/www.hominginstincts.com.au\/collections\/blue-q\/filter_womens-socks\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003ewomen\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e are the company’s most well known and successful items. Made from combed cotton, nylon \u0026amp; spandex, they’re super comfortable and fit all foot sizes. However, it’s what’s written on them that makes them best sellers. Quotes range from ballsy backchat like “F**k Off I’m Gaming”, “Bitch I Am Relaxed”, “I’m Not Bossy I Am The Boss” and “Shhh… I’m Overthinking” to self-proclaimed mantles like “Cool Dad”, “Crazy Cat Dude”, “Grumpy Old Man”, “Cut As A Bitchy Button”, “Mindful As F**k”, “Cute But Psycho”, “Tough As Shit” \u0026amp; much more.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOven Mitts \u0026amp; Aprons\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eIf you want to make a sassy statement in the kitchen, Blue Q \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" title=\"Blue Q Oven Mitts\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" href=\"https:\/\/www.hominginstincts.com.au\/collections\/blue-q\/filter_oven-mitts-pot-holders\" target=\"_blank\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/www.hominginstincts.com.au\/collections\/blue-q\/filter_oven-mitts-pot-holders\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eoven mitts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \u0026amp; \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" title=\"Blue Q Aprons\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" href=\"https:\/\/www.hominginstincts.com.au\/collections\/blue-q\/filter_aprons\" target=\"_blank\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/www.hominginstincts.com.au\/collections\/blue-q\/filter_aprons\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eaprons\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e are just what you need. The mitts are made of 100% cotton and are well insulated, whilst the aprons are a soft yet sturdy heavy cotton twill and come with an adjustable neck strap, pockets and long waist ties. Both are as practical as they are personality packed. Popular cooking related captions include “Bitch I Am The Secret Ingredient”, “Man With A Pan”, “Feed You F**kers”, “Pizza’s Here”, “Undo Your Pants”, “Food Ya Burnt”, “I’ve Heard Good Things About Wine”, “I’ll Bake Love To You”, “Beer Me” \u0026amp; “Mr Spice Guy”.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eTea Towels \u0026amp; Toothbrushes\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eSuper-absorbent and made from cotton, a Blue Q \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" title=\"Blue Q Tea Towels\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" href=\"https:\/\/www.hominginstincts.com.au\/collections\/blue-q\/filter_tea-towels\" target=\"_blank\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/www.hominginstincts.com.au\/collections\/blue-q\/filter_tea-towels\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003etea towel\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e is another great addition to the homewares and kitchen cooking accessories collection. Due to its portrait length size, a few of them feature longer funny phrases, from odes to pizzas and other people’s cooking, to a love of coffee and whose turn it is to clean. Speaking of cleaning, polishing your pearly whites comes next, and would you believe it, Blue Q has entered that market too. BPA free and complete with soft bristles and a wide handle, these \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" title=\"Blue Q Toothbrushes\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" href=\"https:\/\/www.hominginstincts.com.au\/collections\/blue-q\/filter_beauty-tools\" target=\"_blank\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/www.hominginstincts.com.au\/collections\/blue-q\/filter_beauty-tools\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003etoothbrushes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e are a brightly coloured way to turn a routine into riot!\u003c\/span\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"golf-mens-socks","title":"Blue Q  | Golf Men's Socks","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThese socks are a hole-in-one! Ok, that was too easy. Look, I know very little about golf, but I know that there's a lot of beer involved. 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