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  • Blue Q | Bitch, I am the Secret Ingredient Oven Mitt-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Bitch, I am the Secret Ingredient Oven Mitt-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Bitch, I am the Secret Ingredient Oven Mitt

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    I'll tell ya, it's certainly not saffron or paprika. Features: Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

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  • Blue Q | Bitch I am the Secret Ingredient Tea Towel-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Bitch I am the Secret Ingredient Tea Towel-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Bitch I am the Secret Ingredient Tea Towel

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    Sorry, I didn't mean to yell. I just wanted to make sure you really heard me. Features: Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.

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  • Blue Q | Bitch I am Relaxed Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Bitch I am Relaxed Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Bitch I am Relaxed Socks

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    Remember that one time you told me to "just relax?" Well, it definitely helped me relax. I'm SO relaxed right now. Like, I couldn't possibly be mo...

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  • Blue Q | F**k off, I'm Reading Crew Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | F**k off, I'm Reading Crew Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | F**k off, I'm Reading Crew Socks

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    You'd be forgiven for thinking that she's a quiet, docile, meek bookworm. But only the first time. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% combed...

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  • Blue Q | My Cat is Cool as F*ck Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | My Cat is Cool as F*ck Socks

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    Have you ever seen such a cool cat on a sock before? That's because it was really freaking hard to make this cat look this good on these socks. But...

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  • Blue Q | I'm Not Bossy, I'm The Boss Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | I'm Not Bossy, I'm The Boss Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | I'm Not Bossy, I'm The Boss Socks

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    Great ladies have said it, now great ladies can wear it. Aspiring great ladies are also welcome. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed c...

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  • Blue Q | Go Away I'm Introverting Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Go Away I'm Introverting Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Go Away I'm Introverting Socks

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    I am very busy at the moment but if you have something particularly important to tell me write it down on a note and pass it to my cat.  Features:...

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  • Blue Q | People I Love Cats Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | People I Love Cats Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | People I Love Cats Socks

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    A little aloof, a little manipulative, and a whole lotta cuddly. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 2% spandex.

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  • Blue Q | MF Girl Power Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | MF Girl Power Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | MF Girl Power Socks

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    #YesAllWomenShouldBeRockingTheseSocks Features:  Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% nylon; 48% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

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  • Blue Q | Watch Out, I'll Fucking Hug You Socks-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Watch Out, I'll Fucking Hug You Socks-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Watch Out, I'll Fucking Hug You Socks

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    What can I say? I'm a hugger. And damn good at it, too! Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% combed cotton, 44% nylon and 3% spandex.

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  • Blue Q | F**king Pizza Dish Towel-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | F**king Pizza Dish Towel-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | F**king Pizza Tea Towel

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    I'm all for religious tolerance and freedom, but if you don't believe in Pizza Angels then I can't be your friend. Features: Super-absorbent. 1...

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  • Blue Q | I Have to Pee Again Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | I Have to Pee Again Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | I Have to Pee Again Socks

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    Seriously, how are you really supposed to know if you're peeing because you have to pee or because you think you *might* have to pee? Features: ...

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  • Blue Q | You Crafty Bitch Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | You Crafty Bitch Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | You Crafty Bitch Socks

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    I just love her face - determined, focused, a little devilish. She reminds me a little of you, actually. Features: Women's shoe size US 5-10 50% ...

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  • Blue Q | People to Meet Dogs Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | People to Meet Dogs Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | People to Meet Dogs Socks

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    I talk to my dog like it's a wittle baby for some weason. Yes I do! Oh yes I do! Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 60% combed cotton; 20% nylon...

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  • Blue Q | I'm a Delicate F**king Flower Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | I'm a Delicate F**king Flower Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | I'm a Delicate F**king Flower Socks

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    The cool thing about these socks - other than the fact that they are pretty and comfy and strong as hell - is that you can put the emphasis wher...

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  • Blue Q | Cute but Psycho Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Cute but Psycho Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Cute but Psycho Socks

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    What came first, the Cute or the Psycho? The world may never know. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex. ...

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  • Blue Q | Hangry Tea Towel-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Hangry Tea Towel-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Hangry Tea Towel

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    Rising up, back on the street. Did my time, took my chances. Went the distance, now I'm back on my feet - just a wolf and his utensils. Features:...

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  • Blue Q | 5pm Love 7pm F*ck This Oven Mitt-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | 5pm Love 7pm F*ck This Oven Mitt-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | 5pm Love 7pm F*ck This Oven Mitt

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    We get it. You're on your way home from work feeling all inspired after finding that perfect recipe, but then you get to cooking and your life tu...

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  • Blue Q | Oops, I'm Drunk Oven Mitt-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Oops, I'm Drunk Oven Mitt-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Oops, I'm Drunk Oven Mitt

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    Wanna join me? I promise, the food's gonna taste wayyyy better this way. Features: Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

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  • Blue Q | These Are My Dressy Socks-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | These Are My Dressy Socks-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | These Are My Dressy Socks

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    Appropriate for a wide range of dress codes. Get it? DRESS codes? Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% combed cotton, 44% nylon and 3% spandex.

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  • Blue Q | In Loving Memory Of Sleep Socks-Homing Instincts-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | In Loving Memory Of Sleep Socks-Homing Instincts-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | In Loving Memory Of Sleep Socks

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    I'm so sorry for your loss. Sleep was such a kind, gentle soul and she'll be sorely missed. Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% nylon; 40% combed cotton;...

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  • Blue Q | People I Want to Meet Dogs Tea Towel-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | People I Want to Meet Dogs Tea Towel-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | People I Want to Meet Dogs Tea Towel

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    It's important to have a bucket list. Features: Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 71 x 53cm

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  • Blue Q | I Love my Asshole Kids Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | I Love my Asshole Kids Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | I Love my Asshole Kids Socks

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    I've always told my kids to accept themselves, no matter who they are. Joke's on me, I guess. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; 43% ...

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  • Blue Q | I've Got A Knife Oven Mitt-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | I've Got A Knife Oven Mitt-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | I've Got A Knife Oven Mitt

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    Maybe it's a warning, maybe it's a statement of fact. Whatever it is, it's pink and cute and a damn near perfect match for your kitchen. Features:...

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Anyone with a sense of humour deserves an item or two from Blue Q. They’ve been designing & manufacturing amusing accessories since 1988 – aka for over 30 years! Their products are distinctive for their silly & sarcastic quotes, bright colours & retro inspired illustrations, and with a motto like “we just want you to be happy”, it’s no wonder they’re a beloved brand in gift stores all around the country…

Socks For Guys & Gals

There’s no doubt that Blue Q’s graphic & novelty socks for men & women are the company’s most well known and successful items. Made from combed cotton, nylon & spandex, they’re super comfortable and fit all foot sizes. However, it’s what’s written on them that makes them best sellers. Quotes range from ballsy backchat like “F**k Off I’m Gaming”, “Bitch I Am Relaxed”, “I’m Not Bossy I Am The Boss” and “Shhh… I’m Overthinking” to self-proclaimed mantles like “Cool Dad”, “Crazy Cat Dude”, “Grumpy Old Man”, “Cut As A Bitchy Button”, “Mindful As F**k”, “Cute But Psycho”, “Tough As Shit” & much more.

Oven Mitts & Aprons

If you want to make a sassy statement in the kitchen, Blue Q oven mitts & aprons are just what you need. The mitts are made of 100% cotton and are well insulated, whilst the aprons are a soft yet sturdy heavy cotton twill and come with an adjustable neck strap, pockets and long waist ties. Both are as practical as they are personality packed. Popular cooking related captions include “Bitch I Am The Secret Ingredient”, “Man With A Pan”, “Feed You F**kers”, “Pizza’s Here”, “Undo Your Pants”, “Food Ya Burnt”, “I’ve Heard Good Things About Wine”, “I’ll Bake Love To You”, “Beer Me” & “Mr Spice Guy”.

Tea Towels & Toothbrushes

Super-absorbent and made from cotton, a Blue Q tea towel is another great addition to the homewares and kitchen cooking accessories collection. Due to its portrait length size, a few of them feature longer funny phrases, from odes to pizzas and other people’s cooking, to a love of coffee and whose turn it is to clean. Speaking of cleaning, polishing your pearly whites comes next, and would you believe it, Blue Q has entered that market too. BPA free and complete with soft bristles and a wide handle, these toothbrushes are a brightly coloured way to turn a routine into riot!