Blue Q

While we're listing accomplishments I'm really good at binge watching my shows, too. Super Insulated 100% cotton Measures: 31.5cm x 18cm

MOVE OUTTA THE WAY! Fun Person coming through!  Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 48% nylon; 2% spandex.

You can be a partial perfectionist all of the time or you can be a total perfectionist some of the time but you can't ever really make things perf...

Say it loud, say it proud, say it with a tiny bit of superiority because now you're done saying it and everyone else is spending too much time and...

CAN'T WAIT TIL MY MOUTH TASTES LIKE COFFEE AGAIN.   Name one thing that's worse and also better than coffee breath. You can't.   Features: Soft br...

GETTING OUT OF BED ISN'T FOR EVERYONE.   There are two kinds of people in this world, and I'm the kind that stays in bed.   Features: Soft bristle...

SHOWERS CAN GO F**K THEMSELVES. I LIKE A BATH.   Enough with these freakin' showers, ok? What's so great about time and water efficiency? I'll wait...

I SAD. I PET DOG. I HAPPY.   A toothbrush so bright and cheerful, even non-dog lovers will love it. I know that's not really the point... I'm just ...

HEY, CRANKYPANTS, I LOVE YOU.   Some people just aren't morning people. Or evening people. Or lunch time people. Or mid-morning people. That doesn'...

No time to chat! So sorry! Omigosh I know, aren't these socks great? Gotta run! Byeeeee! Women's shoe size 5-10. 65% combed cotton; 33% nylon; 2% s...

I've considered your offer and, without regret, I must decline. Women's shoe size 5-10. 63% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 2% spandex.

I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to be number one. Women's shoe size 5-10. 63% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 2% spandex.

What team is YOUR team? Oh, your team isn't MY team? Sounds like they suck. Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.

Call me shy one more time, I triple dog dare you. Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 2% spandex.

There was a time, way back before, in the olden days, at which I cared. A little, not a lot. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cotto...

It's all you need, it's all around, and it's available to every-freaking-one of ya. Features: Men's shoe size 5-10. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylo...

It's all you need, it's all around, and it's available to every-freaking-one of ya. Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylo...

Back in my day we didn't even have aprons, we just wiped our dirty hands on our shirts. Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extr...

I've heard bad things about it, too. But the reviews have been generally positive. Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extra-lon...

Phew! That was a close one, though, wasn't it?? Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% nylon; 47% combed cotton; 3% spandex.

Knowledge is puppy power. Or is it the other way around? Probably doesn't matter. Women's shoe size 5-10. 51% nylon; 47% combed cotton; 2% spand...

Mmmm, breathe it in. Soft combed cotton! Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% nylon; 42% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Everyone's Mr. Perfect looks a little different. But EVERYONE'S Mr. Perfect can balance a glass of wine on his foot. Features: Men's shoe size 7-...

My Boston fern is an honour roll student. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% combed cotton; 48% nylon; 2% spandex.

Surprise parties? Nope. World peace? Nope. Mashed potatoes? Tough call, actually, but still nope. Features: Super-absorbent. 100% cotton.

My dog thinks I'm pretty much the greatest and he's an excellent judge of character. So, yeah. Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotto...

For everyone who struggles with being an adult, just remember: don't train too hard - no one likes TOO much adult. Features: Men's shoe size 7-...

When I first met my now-husband, my father asked me again and again: "Is he handy?" Again and again, I replied with a enthusiastic "YEP!" That was ...

Netflix and Netflix and Netflix and Netflix and Netflix and Netflix and Netflix and chill. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% combed cotton;...

Can you guess what I like to wear on my long walks to the library? I'll give you zero hints. Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% nylon; 48% combed cotto...

This towel is like the centre of a Venn diagram, in which the big circles are Norman Rockwell and Kinda Fucked Up. Features:  Super-absorbent. ...

You may wager that we have gone overboard with the cat stuff here at Blue Q. Well, watch out, because we just raised you a Dog Sock! Features:  ...

Of course it's delicious - you made it! Why? Does someone dare doubt your culinary prowess? Want me to beat them up? Features:  Super-insulated. ...

Sometimes you just gotta drop the F-bomb a couple of times so that they know that you're serious. Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed co...

I know you're thinking: Why would a classy, well-dressed lumberjack such as yourself use that ugly, undignified word? Because sometimes you just n...

If it's on the charts, I'm not interested. Unless it's Beyonce. That woman is ON FIRE. Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 66% combed cotton; 32% n...

Yeah, they're comfy and colourful. But the best part of these socks is that no matter what, they serve as a reminder that when things get tough, y...

The quintessential triumvirate: bold colours, geometric shapes, and altruism. Features:  Men's shoe size 7-12. 58% combed cotton; 39% nylon; 3%...

Watch out! I've got a spatula and I'm not afraid to use it! Features:  Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extra-long waist ti...

Look at how optimistic, friendly and open to respectful discourse these foot friends are! Take that, Angry Feminist Stereotype! Features: Women...

If you're not afraid and you've got good enough suspension, everywhere is the bike path. Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 56% combed cotton; 41...

Remember how, when you were a kid, the Classic Rock station played the songs of your parent's youth and now it plays the songs of YOUR youth? Me ei...

Oaky, smoky, artichokey... just hand me a glass, already? Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.

Listen, I said "namaste" to like three strangers today so don't you dare come at me about my yoga pants. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% ...

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose! Also: sweat pants, warm feet, can't lose! Also: great gift, he'll owe you one, can't lose.  Fits men's shoe s...

Dragons and wizards and shit! Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 48% nylon; 2% spandex.

Every day you deal with clowns, tame lions, and jump through hoops. Plus you have that sweet ringmaster top hat! Features: Women's shoe size 5...

See what we did there? Men's shoe size 7-12. 49% combed cotton, 49% nylon and 2% spandex.