FD 2023 - Suave Dad

The gift that lasts a lifetime. Our luxury manicure set is fit for the finest of bathrooms.  In the words of Christian Dior, "Grooming is the rea...

CAN'T WAIT TIL MY MOUTH TASTES LIKE COFFEE AGAIN.   Name one thing that's worse and also better than coffee breath. You can't.   Features: Soft br...

GETTING OUT OF BED ISN'T FOR EVERYONE.   There are two kinds of people in this world, and I'm the kind that stays in bed.   Features: Soft bristle...

SHOWERS CAN GO F**K THEMSELVES. I LIKE A BATH.   Enough with these freakin' showers, ok? What's so great about time and water efficiency? I'll wait...

I SAD. I PET DOG. I HAPPY.   A toothbrush so bright and cheerful, even non-dog lovers will love it. I know that's not really the point... I'm just ...

HEY, CRANKYPANTS, I LOVE YOU.   Some people just aren't morning people. Or evening people. Or lunch time people. Or mid-morning people. That doesn'...