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  • Are you childish? - Card-Homing Instincts
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    Scarpa Imports

    This card is left blank for your own message and comes with a brightly coloured envelope. This card measures 104 x 150mm. Produced in the UK. FSC c...

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  • Rosie Made a Thing | Stupid Glasses Card-Homing Instincts
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    Rosie Made a Thing | Stupid Glasses Card

    Rosie Made A Thing

    "I like to be teased in bed." "Your new glasses look stupid."

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  • Love Layla | Bum Bounds Card-Love Layla-Homing Instincts
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    Love Layla | Bum Bounds Card

    Love Layla

    Love Layla cards are a thick 300gsm white card, printed full colour with a leading industry printer. We provide a bespoke brown kraft envelope wit...

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  • Uniporn... - Card-Homing Instincts
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    Uniporn... - Card

    Roam Card & Gifts

    "Uniporn rainbows glitter anal"

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  • Wrong Hole! - Card-Homing Instincts
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    Wrong Hole! - Card

    Scarpa Imports

    This card is left blank for your own message and comes with a brightly coloured envelope. This card measures 104 x 150mm. Produced in the UK. FSC c...

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  • Old Friends Card-Homing Instincts
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    Roam Card & Gifts

    "Awwww Bobo really knows your scent." "Yes. It's called piss."

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With every occasion, from births to deaths, good lucks to get well’s, there is one constant: greeting cards. No celebration or commiseration is complete without a card. Pre-filled or blank, a card is an introduction to the tone of the gift or event to come – and don’t you dare open your present before reading it! 

Funny Cards

When choosing a funny greeting card, you should consider the receiver’s sense of humour. Is it silly or sarcastic? Illogical or intellectual? From witty photos to amusing illustrations, browse our range to find your favourite form of funny…

Rude Cards

If the person you are buying a card for loves a bit of cheeky or bawdy, blue humour, look no further than our rude card collection. Everything’s in there, from the slightly indelicate to the downright deliciously indecent. Enjoy!

Mean Cards

Fond of the offensive, slurs and swear words? You’ve come to the right @#$%&! place. If you love throwing bold barbs and insults, you’re welcome! Our array of mean greeting cards cover every @#$%&! word under the sun, from A to Z (or more like, C to F).