{"title":"Rude Gifts","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eHere at Homing Instincts, we’ve got rude gifts galore. We’ve got rude gifts with swear words on them, like f**k, s**t, w*nker and b**ch. We’ve got rude gifts adorned with private parts, and some even shaped like them too. These presents aren’t just funny though, they can be highly functional too. Some are socks, others tea towels. Some are planters, mugs, mittens, soap and signs. Browse our full collection for more!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cb\u003eGet Socked!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eWe love socks. Socks are great. Sure, they keep your feet warm, but they can make a statement too. Graphic socks can help you to express your personality, your opinions and your pet peeves. When it comes to getting someone a rude gift, socks are a stellar choice. We stock socks from \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.hominginstincts.com.au\/collections\/blue-q\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Blue Q collection\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eBlue Q\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e and \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.hominginstincts.com.au\/collections\/vendors?q=Spencer%20Flynn\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Spencer Flynn collection\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eSpencer Flynn\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e and they’re pretty fun. Some of our all–time favourite phrases include ‘B**ch I Am Relaxed’, ‘This Meeting Is Bulls**t’, ‘I’m A Delicate F**king Flower’, ‘There Are Assholes Everywhere’ \u0026amp; ‘Calm Your Tits’.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cb\u003eBums, Boobs \u0026amp; Balls!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eNow, nothing says rude gifts like rude parts, am I right?! So if cheeky is what you’re after, you’ve come to the right place. We have a bunch of body part presents on offer in–store and online, most notably from homewares brand \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.hominginstincts.com.au\/collections\/jones-co\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Jones \u0026amp; Co homewares \u0026amp; rude gifts\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eJones \u0026amp; Co\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e and novelty gift gurus \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.hominginstincts.com.au\/collections\/mdi\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"MDI rude gifts\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eMDI\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e. If your friend or family member likes to crack a joke (get it, crack?) a backside shaped plant pot is perfect. If your mate wants a mug with muffs, breasts or ‘penis’ written all over it, you guessed it, we’ve got that too! \u003c\/span\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"grow-a-boyfriend","title":"Grow a Boyfriend","description":"\u003cp\u003eI grow to 6x my size, just add water!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBabe, you're always right\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLet's go shopping all day\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI never snore\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI don't talk, I just listen\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MDI","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52528790099,"sku":"mdihy-gab","price":6.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/0264\/products\/grow-a-boyfriend-mdi.jpg?v=1612475993"},{"product_id":"womens-socks-you-crafty-bitch","title":"Blue Q | You Crafty Bitch Socks","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI just love her face - determined, focused, a little devilish. 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