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Remember that one time you told me to "just relax?" Well, it definitely helped me relax. I'm SO relaxed right now. Like, I couldn't possibly be mo...
View full detailsYou'd be forgiven for thinking that she's a quiet, docile, meek bookworm. But only the first time. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% combed...
View full detailsHave you ever seen such a cool cat on a sock before? That's because it was really freaking hard to make this cat look this good on these socks. But...
View full detailsGreat ladies have said it, now great ladies can wear it. Aspiring great ladies are also welcome. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed c...
View full detailsI am very busy at the moment but if you have something particularly important to tell me write it down on a note and pass it to my cat. Features:...
View full detailsA little aloof, a little manipulative, and a whole lotta cuddly. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 2% spandex.
#YesAllWomenShouldBeRockingTheseSocks Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% nylon; 48% combed cotton; 2% spandex.
Seriously, how are you really supposed to know if you're peeing because you have to pee or because you think you *might* have to pee? Features: ...
View full detailsI talk to my dog like it's a wittle baby for some weason. Yes I do! Oh yes I do! Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 60% combed cotton; 20% nylon...
View full detailsI just love her face - determined, focused, a little devilish. She reminds me a little of you, actually. Features: Women's shoe size US 5-10 50% ...
View full detailsThe cool thing about these socks - other than the fact that they are pretty and comfy and strong as hell - is that you can put the emphasis wher...
View full detailsNetflix and Netflix and Netflix and Netflix and Netflix and Netflix and Netflix and chill. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% combed cotton;...
View full detailsWhat came first, the Cute or the Psycho? The world may never know. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex. ...
View full detailsWhat can I say? I'm a hugger. And damn good at it, too! Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% combed cotton, 44% nylon and 3% spandex.
I've always told my kids to accept themselves, no matter who they are. Joke's on me, I guess. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; 43% ...
View full detailsYou may wager that we have gone overboard with the cat stuff here at Blue Q. Well, watch out, because we just raised you a Dog Sock! Features: ...
View full detailsAppropriate for a wide range of dress codes. Get it? DRESS codes? Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% combed cotton, 44% nylon and 3% spandex.
Jiggle your way to the top with your breast impression, but don't milk it for all it's worth. Features: U.S. women's sock size 9-11 50% combed co...
View full detailsYes, that's bitchy in a good way. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% combed cotton, 44% nylon and 3% spandex.
Look at how optimistic, friendly and open to respectful discourse these foot friends are! Take that, Angry Feminist Stereotype! Features: Women...
View full detailsThese socks were made for DANCING! (Sorry, that one was too easy to pass up.) Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% combed cotton; 46% nyl...
View full detailsThe cool thing about mindful people is that they can still use the word "fuck." It's just that when they do, they do so from a more mindful perspec...
View full detailsWhat came first, the Cute or the Psycho? The world may never know. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex. ...
View full detailsYou're fucking welcome, and you're fucking welcome, everybody's fucking welcome, OK?! Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% combed cotton, 44% ...
View full detailsThe wind in my hair, the sun on my back, and shorts that make my butt look amazing. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 54% combed cotton; 43% ny...
View full detailsKeep dreaming sweetie. You're not the boss of me? Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% combed cotton, 44% nylon and 3% spandex.
I hate to be the one to break it to you... NOT! Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 69% combed cotton; 30% nylon; 1% spandex.
Not all who wander are (unintentionally) lost. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 2% spandex.
Most of the time, I've got all the patience in the world. Other times, I've got abso-fucking-lutely none of it. Not a speck. Women's shoe size 5-...
View full detailsI was just on a walk the other day when it occurred to me. And honestly, I was so blown away by my own incredible tenacity that I had to sit down f...
View full detailsSay it loud, say it proud, say it with a tiny bit of superiority because now you're done saying it and everyone else is spending too much time and...
View full detailsNylon Nudists Features: U.S. women's sock size 9-11 50% combed cotton, 48% nylon, 2% lycra
Namaste Nips Features: U.S. women's sock size 9-11 50% combed cotton, 48% nylon, 2% lycra
There was a time, way back before, in the olden days, at which I cared. A little, not a lot. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cotto...
View full detailsIt's all you need, it's all around, and it's available to every-freaking-one of ya. Features: Men's shoe size 5-10. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylo...
View full detailsThings that are bullshit: chauvinism, bigotry, a casual but confident disregard for anything you don't immediately understand. Things that are not...
View full detailsListen, I said "namaste" to like three strangers today so don't you dare come at me about my yoga pants. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% ...
View full detailsEvery day you deal with clowns, tame lions, and jump through hoops. Plus you have that sweet ringmaster top hat! Features: Women's shoe size 5...
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