Blue Q

Remember how, when you were a kid, the Classic Rock station played the songs of your parent's youth and now it plays the songs of YOUR youth? Me ei...

What's really cool about me is that I'm even cool in the ways in which im a little un-cool, which is pretty cool, you know? Features: Men's shoe ...

Sometimes you just gotta drop the F-bomb a couple of times so that they know that you're serious. Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed co...

These socks are a hole-in-one! Ok, that was too easy. Look, I know very little about golf, but I know that there's a lot of beer involved. And when...

Oaky, smoky, artichokey... just hand me a glass, already? Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.

We get it. You're on your way home from work feeling all inspired after finding that perfect recipe, but then you get to cooking and your life tu...

My dog thinks I'm pretty much the greatest and he's an excellent judge of character. So, yeah. Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotto...

For everyone who struggles with being an adult, just remember: don't train too hard - no one likes TOO much adult. Features: Men's shoe size 7-...

Everything's better with just a pinch of altitude sickness. Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spandex.

You don't have to be a dad to wear these socks, or even a maker of jokes. You could just be a lover of jokes, or a haver of dads. Whatever works, ...

There was a time, way back before, in the olden days, at which I cared. A little, not a lot. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cotto...

The term "beer me" can also be used to request non-beer items. For instance: "beer me those tongs" or "beer me the car keys." The possibilities are...

Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.

Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.

Women's shoe size 5-10. - 55% nylon - 43% combed cotton - 2% spandex.

If you're not afraid and you've got good enough suspension, everywhere is the bike path. Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 56% combed cotton; 41...

The wind in my hair, the sun on my back, and shorts that make my butt look amazing. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 54% combed cotton; 43% ny...

Remember that one time you told me to "just relax?" Well, it definitely helped me relax. I'm SO relaxed right now. Like, I couldn't possibly be mo...

Sorry, I didn't mean to yell. I just wanted to make sure you really heard me. Features: Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.

I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to be number one. Women's shoe size 5-10. 63% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 2% spandex.

I'll tell ya, it's certainly not saffron or paprika. Features: Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

The quintessential triumvirate: bold colours, geometric shapes, and altruism. Features:  Men's shoe size 7-12. 58% combed cotton; 39% nylon; 3%...

See what we did there? Men's shoe size 7-12. 49% combed cotton, 49% nylon and 2% spandex.

Look at you! Taking notes, making jokes, distracting us from the mundane reality of the workplace. You're so cool! Features: Men's shoe size 7-12...

I'm not obsessed with my cat, you're obsessed with my cat. Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 51% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 3% spandex.

Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.

Yes, that's bitchy in a good way. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% combed cotton, 44% nylon and 3% spandex.

What came first, the Cute or the Psycho? The world may never know. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex. ...

This towel is like the centre of a Venn diagram, in which the big circles are Norman Rockwell and Kinda Fucked Up. Features:  Super-absorbent. ...

Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; 43% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

You may wager that we have gone overboard with the cat stuff here at Blue Q. Well, watch out, because we just raised you a Dog Sock! Features:  ...

Most of the time, I've got all the patience in the world. Other times, I've got abso-fucking-lutely none of it. Not a speck. Women's shoe size 5-...

Dragons and wizards and shit! Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 48% nylon; 2% spandex.

How many times do I have to ask you to not curse in front of the giraffe?! You know she's just going to repeat everything you say. Features: Su...

Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.

Picking a favourite cheese would be like picking a favourite child, so don't even ask. Features: Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

My body has melted into my chair, my vision is blurred, I haven't peed in hours and I feel GREAT. Features:  Men's shoe size 7-12. 51% combed c...

You'd be forgiven for thinking that she's a quiet, docile, meek bookworm. But only the first time. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% combed...

I know you're thinking: Why would a classy, well-dressed lumberjack such as yourself use that ugly, undignified word? Because sometimes you just n...

Of course it's delicious - you made it! Why? Does someone dare doubt your culinary prowess? Want me to beat them up? Features:  Super-insulated. ...

I'm all for religious tolerance and freedom, but if you don't believe in Pizza Angels then I can't be your friend. Features: Super-absorbent. 1...

It's dinner time when I say it's dinner time! What? Does it look like I have three sets of arms or something?!  Features: Super-insulated. 100% c...

Look at how optimistic, friendly and open to respectful discourse these foot friends are! Take that, Angry Feminist Stereotype! Features: Women...

No, really... Are you going to check that? Because I think I smell smoke... and that flame is pretty high. Features: Super-insulated. 100%...

No time to chat! So sorry! Omigosh I know, aren't these socks great? Gotta run! Byeeeee! Women's shoe size 5-10. 65% combed cotton; 33% nylon; 2% s...

MOVE OUTTA THE WAY! Fun Person coming through!  Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 48% nylon; 2% spandex.

Money can't buy beards, but it sure as hell can buy a pair of socks! Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 54% combed cotton; 44% nylon; 2% spandex.

It feels good to just say it out loud, doesn't it? Men's shoe size 7-12. 56% combed cotton; 41% nylon; 3% spandex.