Rude Gifts

I'll tell ya, it's certainly not saffron or paprika. Features: Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

“What a curiously patterned mu... oh it's a load of tiny dicks." There are no two ways about it – this mug is covered with hundreds of micro pen...

Sorry, I didn't mean to yell. I just wanted to make sure you really heard me. Features: Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.

It's dinner time when I say it's dinner time! What? Does it look like I have three sets of arms or something?!  Features: Super-insulated. 100% c...

Rise and shine with a perky bounce in your step! This voluptuous mug is the perfect way to start your mornings, and makes a hilarious novelty gift ...

Never be caught without a beer bottle opener again! This is a perfect addition to ensure no man is left empty handed. Features: Made from brushed...

Picking a favourite cheese would be like picking a favourite child, so don't even ask. Features: Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

Think you’ve seen a few muffs in your time? Now you can watch the evolution of how they changed over the years. Product Details: Ceramic mug with ...

I'm all for religious tolerance and freedom, but if you don't believe in Pizza Angels then I can't be your friend. Features: Super-absorbent. 1...

Sassy flask featuring a heart made from pink diamantes with "Drink Up Bitches" cursive text Made from quality stainless steel Holds 8oz / 235mL o...

We get it. You're on your way home from work feeling all inspired after finding that perfect recipe, but then you get to cooking and your life tu...

Dream, believe, achieve, my friend. Dream, believe, achieve.  Features: Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

I've got the gear, I've got the time, and I've got the stamina. Watch out food, I'm coming for ya. Features: Super-insulated. 100% cotton. ...

How many times do I have to ask you to not curse in front of the giraffe?! You know she's just going to repeat everything you say. Features: Su...

Back in my day we didn't even have aprons, we just wiped our dirty hands on our shirts. Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extr...

Hide your booze in plain sight!   Features: Flask that looks and feels just like a smart phone Comes with a small funnel to easily fill the flask...

Of course it's delicious - you made it! Why? Does someone dare doubt your culinary prowess? Want me to beat them up? Features:  Super-insulated. ...

Celebrate what mother nature has given you with the Penis Mug, with many shapes and sizes to keep you entertained as you have your morning coffee. ...

Watch out! I've got a spatula and I'm not afraid to use it! Features:  Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extra-long waist ti...