Cards & Gift Wrap

I feel sorry for people who don't get to listen to our conversations and enjoy our hilariousness.

Squat.  Diddly squat.

Texting your husband before kids: "Love you so much. Can't wait to see you later. xxx" Texting your husband after kids: ETA???!!!

"I like to keep in shape so I go to the gym and I also do a lot of pilots." "Don't you mean Pilates?" "I know what I mean, honey."   This card is l...

Printed in the UK on high quality textured board. Blank inside with a pebble envelope.

This card is left blank for your own message and comes with a brightly coloured envelope. This card measures 128 x 180mm. Produced in the UK. FSC c...

Candle Bark Greeting Card designed and made in Australia. This card is sure to put a smile on the face of anyone who receives it. 

Candle Bark Greeting Card designed and made in Australia. This card is sure to put a smile on the face of anyone who receives it. 

"Cats are wonderful. They don't judge you. All they want is love." "Feed me, slut."

Printed in the UK on high quality textured board. Blank inside with a pebble envelope.