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  • Happy birthday from one huge d*ckhead to another - Card-Homing Instincts
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    Happy birthday from one huge d*ckhead to another - Card

    Bobangles

     

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  • Card - Not a Gyno by Kiss me Kwik-Scarpa Imports-Homing Instincts
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    Card - Not a Gyno by Kiss me Kwik

    Scarpa Imports

    This card is left blank for your own message and comes with a brightly coloured envelope. This card measures 104 x 150mm. Produced in the UK. FSC c...

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  • Happy birthday w**ker - Card-Homing Instincts
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    Happy birthday w**ker - Card

    Bobangles

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  • Happy birthday to one of the nicest w**kers you could ever hope to meet! - Card-Homing Instincts
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    Happy birthday to one of the nicest w**kers you could ever hope to meet! - Card

    Bobangles

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  • Marriage Guidance Card - "I'm glad you managed to get that useless looking chunk of shit here on time"-Homing Instincts
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    Marriage Guidance Card - "I'm glad you managed to get that useless looking chunk of shit here on time"

    Roam Card & Gifts

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  • The f**k you lookin at? - Card-Homing Instincts
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    The f**k you lookin at? - Card

    Scarpa Imports

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  • Please God, if you can't make me thin make my friends fat! - Card-Homing Instincts
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    Please God, if you can't make me thin make my friends fat! - Card

    Roam Card & Gifts

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  • Everyone thinks you're a kn*b - Card-Homing Instincts
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    Everyone thinks you're a kn*b - Card

    Bobangles

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  • Thanks for not being a f**kwit - Card-Homing Instincts
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    Thanks for not being a f**kwit - Card

    Optoco

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  • Happy birthday you big man wh*re - Card-Homing Instincts
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    Happy birthday you big man wh*re - Card

    Bobangles

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  • Explained Dull Family Card-Homing Instincts
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    Explained Dull Family Card

    Roam Card & Gifts

    "She explained to her family that, whilst she loved them dearly, she found them extremely fucking dull, so she was going out for her birthday..."

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  • Card - Contraception by Kiss me Kwik-Scarpa Imports-Homing Instincts
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    Card - Contraception by Kiss me Kwik

    Scarpa Imports

    "Are you using any contraception besides your horrible personality and ugly face?"   This card is left blank for your own message and comes with a ...

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With every occasion, from births to deaths, good lucks to get well’s, there is one constant: greeting cards. No celebration or commiseration is complete without a card. Pre-filled or blank, a card is an introduction to the tone of the gift or event to come – and don’t you dare open your present before reading it! 

Funny Cards

When choosing a funny greeting card, you should consider the receiver’s sense of humour. Is it silly or sarcastic? Illogical or intellectual? From witty photos to amusing illustrations, browse our range to find your favourite form of funny…

Rude Cards

If the person you are buying a card for loves a bit of cheeky or bawdy, blue humour, look no further than our rude card collection. Everything’s in there, from the slightly indelicate to the downright deliciously indecent. Enjoy!

Mean Cards

Fond of the offensive, slurs and swear words? You’ve come to the right @#$%&! place. If you love throwing bold barbs and insults, you’re welcome! Our array of mean greeting cards cover every @#$%&! word under the sun, from A to Z (or more like, C to F).