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  • Everyone thinks you're a kn*b - Card-Homing Instincts
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    Everyone thinks you're a kn*b - Card

    Bobangles

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  • Happy birthday from one huge d*ckhead to another - Card-Homing Instincts
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    Happy birthday from one huge d*ckhead to another - Card

    Bobangles

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  • Happy birthday you big man wh*re - Card-Homing Instincts
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    Happy birthday you big man wh*re - Card

    Bobangles

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  • Happy birthday w**ker - Card-Homing Instincts
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    Happy birthday w**ker - Card

    Bobangles

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  • Happy birthday to one of the nicest w**kers you could ever hope to meet! - Card-Homing Instincts
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    Happy birthday to one of the nicest w**kers you could ever hope to meet! - Card

    Bobangles

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  • Card - Not a Gyno by Kiss me Kwik-Scarpa Imports-Homing Instincts
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    Card - Not a Gyno by Kiss me Kwik

    Scarpa Imports

    This card is left blank for your own message and comes with a brightly coloured envelope. This card measures 104 x 150mm. Produced in the UK. FSC c...

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  • Marriage Guidance Card - "I'm glad you managed to get that useless looking chunk of shit here on time"-Homing Instincts
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    Marriage Guidance Card - "I'm glad you managed to get that useless looking chunk of shit here on time"

    Roam Card & Gifts

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  • Profile Picture Card - "Sorry but did you eat the person in your profile picture?"-Homing Instincts
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    Profile Picture Card - "Sorry but did you eat the person in your profile picture?"

    Roam Card & Gifts

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  • Love Layla | Still A Cunt Card-Love Layla-Homing Instincts
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    Love Layla | Still A Cunt Card

    Love Layla

    Our cards are hilarious but you do need to know what you're getting for your money... so, our cards are a thick 300gsm white card, printed full co...

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  • The f**k you lookin at? - Card-Homing Instincts
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    The f**k you lookin at? - Card

    Scarpa Imports

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  • Please God, if you can't make me thin make my friends fat! - Card-Homing Instincts
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    Please God, if you can't make me thin make my friends fat! - Card

    Roam Card & Gifts

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  • Thanks for not being a f**kwit - Card-Homing Instincts
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    Thanks for not being a f**kwit - Card

    Optoco

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  • Explained Dull Family Card-Homing Instincts
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    Explained Dull Family Card

    Roam Card & Gifts

    "She explained to her family that, whilst she loved them dearly, she found them extremely fucking dull, so she was going out for her birthday..."

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  • To the c**tiest c**t I know - Card-Homing Instincts
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    To the c**tiest c**t I know - Card

    Love Layla

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  • Card - Contraception by Kiss me Kwik-Scarpa Imports-Homing Instincts
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    Card - Contraception by Kiss me Kwik

    Scarpa Imports

    "Are you using any contraception besides your horrible personality and ugly face?" ย  This card is left blank for your own message and comes with a ...

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