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  • MDI | Donald Trump Toilet Paper-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Donald Trump Toilet Paper-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $7.95

    MDI | Donald Trump Toilet Paper

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    Turn your toilet seat into the presidential suite with this comical roll of toilet paper, courtesy of Donald Trump's smooching face. A novelty gif...

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    $7.95
  • Crap Jokes Toilet Paper-MDI-Homing Instincts
    Crap Jokes Toilet Paper-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    Crap Jokes Toilet Paper

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    Enjoy some toilet humour while on the toilet! Toilet paper printed with crap jokes to help pass the time Excellent novelty gift that is sure to ma...

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    $7.95
  • Grow a Boyfriend-Homing Instincts-Homing Instincts
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    Grow a Boyfriend

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    I grow to 6x my size, just add water! Babe, you're always right Let's go shopping all day I never snore I don't talk, I just listen

    $6.95
  • MDI | Good Morning F**kers Mug-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Good Morning F**kers Mug-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $19.95

    MDI | Good Morning F**kers Mug

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    Nothing quite like a morning pick me up. Start your day off with this sassy message. Features: Quality black ceramic mug featuring a rising sun a...

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    $19.95
  • MDI | Trump Toilet Brush-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Trump Toilet Brush-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    MDI | Trump Toilet Brush

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    Get poolitical and dunk him where he belongs! Features: Amusing toilet brush shaped like Donald with giant toilet brush hair Will truly make you...

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    $12.95
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  • MDI | Stress Balls-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Stress Balls-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $9.95

    MDI | Stress Balls

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    Is something or someone driving you nuts? Give these a squeeze and feel better   Features: Includes 2 testes for realistic feel 90(L) x 60(W) x 6...

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    $9.95
  • MDI | Grow a Smiling Poo-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Grow a Smiling Poo-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    MDI | Grow a Smiling Poo

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    Plop this little poop in water and watch him grow. This Smiling Poo Emoji will be the talk of the town on your office desk or beside your bed. Gre...

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    $6.95
  • MDI | Father Definition Mug-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Father Definition Mug-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    MDI | Father Definition Mug

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    Are you looking for that perfect gift this Father's Day? Celebrate Dads and all their embarrassing yet truly inspiring qualities with a mug that e...

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    $16.95
  • MDI | Grow a Girlfriend-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Grow a Girlfriend-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    MDI | Grow a Girlfriend

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    Maybe you haven't had much luck in the past? Or maybe you are just wanting to have a bit of an upgrade? Avoid the silly questions, nagging, and ho...

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    $6.95
  • $100 Toilet Paper-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $100 Toilet Paper-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    $100 Toilet Paper

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    Impress your guests with this ultimate luxury item Soft toilet paper with the Australian $100 note printed in full colour

    $7.95
  • MDI | Alcohol Shot Gun White-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Alcohol Shot Gun White-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $32.95

    MDI | Alcohol Shot Gun White

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    The ultimate party weapon - load it up and shoot your way to a great night. Features: Easy to use - just load the cartridge, pull back the cockin...

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    $32.95
  • Gift Republic | Micro Penis Mug-Homing Instincts
    Gift Republic | Micro Penis Mug-Homing Instincts
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    Gift Republic | Micro Penis Mug

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    “What a curiously patterned mu... oh it's a load of tiny dicks." There are no two ways about it – this mug is covered with hundreds of micro pen...

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    $19.95
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  • MDI | Tiny Hands-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Tiny Hands-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    MDI | Tiny Hands

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    Are you looking for a hilarious pair of tiny prop hands to prank your friends with! Now is your chance to give an itty bitty salute, a puny handsh...

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    $8.95
  • MDI | Donald Trump Splat Ball-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Donald Trump Splat Ball-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    MDI | Donald Trump Splat Ball

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    Squish him, chuck him, show him how you really feel! Now is your chance to throw The Donald at a flat, clean surface and make him go splat! Featur...

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    $4.95
  • MDI | Mini Blower-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Mini Blower-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $19.95

    MDI | Mini Blower

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    A USB-powered mini blower that's perfectly sized to whisk away the crumbs on your desk, need I say more? Features: Bright vibrant orange colour w...

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    $19.95
  • MDI | Ring Beer Bottle Opener-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Ring Beer Bottle Opener-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    MDI | Ring Beer Bottle Opener

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    Never be caught without a beer bottle opener again! This is a perfect addition to ensure no man is left empty handed. Features: Made from brushed...

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    $8.95
  • Smiling Poo Toilet Paper-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    Smiling Poo Toilet Paper

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    DESCRIPTION Toilet paper printed with the Koolface smiling poo 200 sheets, 3 ply SPECIFICATION 100(L) x 100(W) x 100(H) mm

    $7.95
  • MDI | Solar Dancing Donald Trump-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Solar Dancing Donald Trump-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    MDI | Solar Dancing Donald Trump

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      Have you always wanted to see what dance moves Trump pulls out on a night out? Now you can with this solar-powered dashboard dancer of Trump.  F...

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    $9.95
  • Chug 'n' Toke Beer Bong-MDI-Homing Instincts
    Chug 'n' Toke Beer Bong-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $24.95

    Chug 'n' Toke Beer Bong

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    Level up your party with this multi-use beer bong that's also a water pipe! Light it up, chug your beer, then finish it up with a deep toke of smo...

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    $24.95
  • Best F*cking Mum Ever Mug-MDI-Homing Instincts
    Best F*cking Mum Ever Mug-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    Best F*cking Mum Ever Mug

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    Quality ceramic mug featuring phrase "Best f*cking mum ever" Vibrant peachy-coral background Not for the fainthearted, but speaks the truth! Dishw...

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    $14.95
  • MDI | Adult Charades Game-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Adult Charades Game-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $15.95

    MDI | Adult Charades Game

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    A re-imagining of the classic game to make a naughty party game for naughty people. Players act out rude suggestions and their teammates try to gu...

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    $15.95
  • MDI | Stress Boss-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Stress Boss-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    MDI | Stress Boss

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    Is work stressing you out? Has your boss truly lost the plot? Get inspired and transform your perceptions of the Big Bad Boss with a very squishy ...

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  • 3D Dachshund Mug-MDI-Homing Instincts
    3D Dachshund Mug-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    3D Dachshund Mug

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    Whether you're going through a serious case of Monday-itis or wrapping up a long day at the office, this paw-esome mug is all the motivation you n...

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  • MDI | Stress Relief Eggplant-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Stress Relief Eggplant-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    MDI | Stress Relief Eggplant

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    A big squeezy, stretchy, bendable eggplant for ultimate stress relief Cheeky 3D version of your favourite emoji! Great novelty gift for those tha...

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    $14.95
  • Fishin' for Floaters Bath Fishing Game-MDI-Homing Instincts
    Fishin' for Floaters Bath Fishing Game-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    Fishin' for Floaters Bath Fishing Game

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    Unmentionables in the bath? It's time to fish them out! This classic toy makes bath time fun for kids young and young at heart.  Features: Fishin'...

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    $19.95
  • MDI | Wind Up Pugs (Set of 2)-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Wind Up Pugs (Set of 2)-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $16.95

    MDI | Wind Up Pugs (Set of 2)

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    Grab a friend and watch as these cute, cuddly race for victory. Simply wind the key on the side of each pup, place them behind a starting line on a...

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    $16.95
  • MDI | Arse/Face Soap-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Arse/Face Soap-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    MDI | Arse/Face Soap

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    The scented soap that tells you where to stick it. Perfect for housemates that need a subtle warning to avoid any nasty mix-ups. Features: The wh...

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    $16.95
  • MDI | Koolface Poo Timer-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Koolface Poo Timer-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $12.95

    MDI | Koolface Poo Timer

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    No more waiting around for them to finish with this handy timer! Features: Set the timer and when 5 minutes is up, it's time to wipe

    $12.95
  • MDI | Spin the Shot Drinking Game-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Spin the Shot Drinking Game-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $19.95

    MDI | Spin the Shot Drinking Game

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    No more awkward kisses with this fresh spin on a classic party game!  Features: Super simple gameplay - whoever the arrow lands on drinks Mix it ...

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    $19.95
  • MDI | Grow a Sloth-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Grow a Sloth-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    MDI | Grow a Sloth

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    Grow your very on 'furry' friend. BEWARE, these sloths are lazy, slow, and seriously thirsty. Feed it water and watch it grow! Features: 6x the or...

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    $6.95
  • MDI | Grow Santa-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Grow Santa-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    MDI | Grow Santa

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    Grow your very open Santa! This is a perfect for stocking stuffers or pre-Christmas opener. Features: Just place in water to make it grow Grows u...

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    $6.95
  • Push & Pop | Bubble Pop Fidget Toy-MDI-Homing Instincts
    Push & Pop | Bubble Pop Fidget Toy-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    Push & Pop | Bubble Pop Fidget Toy Circle

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    Never-ending bubble popping fun! The Bubble Pop Fidget Toy is perfect for travel or on the go! Ever catch your children, or maybe even yourself, po...

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    $9.99
  • Best F*cking Dad Ever Mug-MDI-Homing Instincts
    Best F*cking Dad Ever Mug-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $14.95

    Best F*cking Dad Ever Mug

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    Quality black ceramic mug featuring phrase "Best F*cking Dad Ever" Not for the fainthearted, but speaks the truth! Dishwasher and microwave safe

    $14.95
  • MDI | Stealth Mobile Phone Flask-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Stealth Mobile Phone Flask-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    MDI | Stealth Mobile Phone Flask

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    Hide your booze in plain sight!   Features: Flask that looks and feels just like a smart phone Comes with a small funnel to easily fill the flask...

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    $19.95
  • MDI | Kookaburra Socks-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Kookaburra Socks-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    MDI | Kookaburra Socks

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    Laughing kookaburras on the top, G'DAY MATE on the bottom. I'm sold. Features: Great as a souvenir, or for Aussie animal lovers Feet Speak are s...

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    $19.95
  • MDI | Grow a Unicorn-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Grow a Unicorn-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    MDI | Grow a Unicorn

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    A truly magical surprise. Grow your very own magical unicorn in just 72 hours! Features: Just add water to watch him emerge 5x original size when...

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    $6.95
  • MDI | Mini Knockout Swearing-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    MDI | Mini Knockout Swearing

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    Work out some stress by hitting the Mini Knockout Swearing Punching Ball! This perfect mini punching ball affixes easily to any flat surface and, ...

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    $14.95
  • MDI | Stress Relief Nutz-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Stress Relief Nutz-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    MDI | Stress Relief Nutz

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    Don't let them drive you nuts, grab these nutz for instant stress relief. Features: Stick underneath your desk for easy, convenient and instant ...

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    $16.95
  • MDI | Grow a Koala-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Grow a Koala-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    MDI | Grow a Koala

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    It is on everyone's bucket list to go hug a koala and now you can! Grow your very own friendly, furry friend right in the comfort of your home.  Fe...

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    $6.95
  • MDI | Jesus Soap-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Jesus Soap-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $12.95

    MDI | Jesus Soap

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    Wash away your sins one soap at a time. Features: Soap bar with Jesus design Wash away your sins- literally! Great gag gift for the sinners

    $12.95
  • Stress Banana-MDI-Homing Instincts
    Stress Banana-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    Stress Banana

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    A big old banana for stress relief Squeeze to feel as cool and calm as a banana Fruity and wholesome

    $14.95
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  • MDI | Donald Trump Puffer Stress Head-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Donald Trump Puffer Stress Head-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $9.95

    MDI | Donald Trump Puffer Stress Head

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    Love him or hate him... if you're feeling stressed you can squeeze this Donald Puffer to help calm you down. Features: 1 Stress Head 

    $9.95
  • Stretchy Caterpillar-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    Stretchy Caterpillar

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    Stretchy, squishy caterpillar. Great for stress relief – keep one on the work desk! Assorted colours sent at random. Specifications: 300(L) x 8...

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  • Dachshund Table Lamp-MDI-Homing Instincts
    Dachshund Table Lamp-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $59.95

    Dachshund Table Lamp

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    Cute table lamp shaped like the lovably long sausage dog, this makes a great ornament during the day and lights up the room at night. Low voltage ...

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    $59.95
  • Jesus Flask-MDI-Homing Instincts
    Jesus Flask-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $16.95

    Jesus Flask

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    "WWJD - What Would Jesus Drink?" - this awesome flask is a great option for your next night out on the town. Features: Capacity: 175mL Includes ...

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    $16.95
  • Rose Gold Bangle Flask-MDI-Homing Instincts
    Rose Gold Bangle Flask-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $34.95

    Rose Gold Bangle Flask

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    Metallic rose gold bangle that doubles as a flask Durable stainless steel inner Includes a funnel so you can easily fill and go Holds 100 ...

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    $34.95
  • Dachshund Stemless Wine Glass-MDI-Homing Instincts
    Dachshund Stemless Wine Glass-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $19.95

    Dachshund Stemless Wine Glass

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    Has it been a real wiener of a day? This glass will redeem the evening! Hand-blown stemless wine glass featuring everyone's favourite sausage-shap...

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    $19.95
  • MDI | Shake and Shine Panda-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Shake and Shine Panda-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $14.95

    MDI | Shake and Shine Panda

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    Turn your room into a lights display with this colour-changing LED  Mini motion lamp, activated by shaking. Features: Full of glitter and featur...

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    $14.95