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  • Grow a Boyfriend-Homing Instincts-Homing Instincts
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    Grow a Boyfriend

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    I grow to 6x my size, just add water! Babe, you're always right Let's go shopping all day I never snore I don't talk, I just listen

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  • Gift Republic | Micro Penis Mug-Homing Instincts
    Gift Republic | Micro Penis Mug-Homing Instincts
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    Gift Republic | Micro Penis Mug

    MDI

    “What a curiously patterned mu... oh it's a load of tiny dicks." There are no two ways about it – this mug is covered with hundreds of micro pen...

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  • Outliving | How to Swear Around the World-Outliving-Homing Instincts
    Outliving | How to Swear Around the World-Outliving-Homing Instincts
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    How to Swear Around the World

    Gift Republic

    Have you always wanted to swear in an unfamiliar country? You can now, thanks to How to F#cking Swear Around the World cards! With 100 cards each ...

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  • MDI | Grow a Girlfriend-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Grow a Girlfriend-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    MDI | Grow a Girlfriend

    MDI

    Maybe you haven't had much luck in the past? Or maybe you are just wanting to have a bit of an upgrade? Avoid the silly questions, nagging, and ho...

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  • IS Gift | Yes Dear Button-Homing Instincts-Homing Instincts
    IS Gift | Yes Dear Button-Homing Instincts-Homing Instincts
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    IS Gift | Yes Dear Button

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    Includes 10 different pre-recorded "Yes, Dear" sayings. The easy and painless way to domestic harmony!Sayings include 'Yes, Dear', 'If you're happy...

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  • Boobs Mug-MDI-Homing Instincts
    Boobs Mug-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    Boobs Mug

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    Rise and shine with a perky bounce in your step! This voluptuous mug is the perfect way to start your mornings, and makes a hilarious novelty gift ...

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  • MDI | Ring Beer Bottle Opener-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Ring Beer Bottle Opener-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    MDI | Ring Beer Bottle Opener

    MDI

    Never be caught without a beer bottle opener again! This is a perfect addition to ensure no man is left empty handed. Features: Made from brushed...

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  • MDI | Stress Relief Sausage-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Stress Relief Sausage-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    MDI | Stress Relief Sausage

    MDI

    A super squeezy sausage for improved blood circulation, stress relief and muscle tension! Features: 1 Stress Relief Sausage 

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  • How to Swear In Sign Language-Gift Republic-Homing Instincts
    How to Swear In Sign Language-Gift Republic-Homing Instincts
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    How to Swear In Sign Language

    Gift Republic

    Need a way to insult someone without saying a word? These 100 cards contain the best insults you can say with your hands. Ages: 18 + Features: 10...

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  • MDI | Arse/Face Soap-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Arse/Face Soap-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    MDI | Arse/Face Soap

    MDI

    The scented soap that tells you where to stick it. Perfect for housemates that need a subtle warning to avoid any nasty mix-ups. Features: The wh...

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  • MDI | Mini Knockout Swearing-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    MDI | Mini Knockout Swearing

    MDI

    Work out some stress by hitting the Mini Knockout Swearing Punching Ball! This perfect mini punching ball affixes easily to any flat surface and, ...

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  • Drink Up Bitches Flask-MDI-Homing Instincts
    Drink Up Bitches Flask-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    Drink Up Bitches Flask

    MDI

    Sassy flask featuring a heart made from pink diamantes with "Drink Up Bitches" cursive text Made from quality stainless steel Holds 8oz / 235mL o...

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  • MDI | Stress Relief Eggplant-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Stress Relief Eggplant-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    MDI | Stress Relief Eggplant

    MDI

    A big squeezy, stretchy, bendable eggplant for ultimate stress relief Cheeky 3D version of your favourite emoji! Great novelty gift for those tha...

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  • Spencer Flynn | Get Socked Men's Socks-Spencer Flynn-Homing Instincts
    Spencer Flynn | Get Socked Men's Socks-Spencer Flynn-Homing Instincts
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    Spencer Flynn | Get Socked Men's Socks

    Spencer Flynn

    Tell us how you really feel with your socks! Features: U.S. men's sock size 10-13 50% combed cotton, 48% nylon, 2% lycra

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  • Name The Emoticon X-Rated-Bubblegum Stuff-Homing Instincts
    Name The Emoticon X-Rated-Bubblegum Stuff-Homing Instincts
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    Name The Emoticon X-Rated

    Bubblegum Stuff

    Put your Emoticon knowledge to the test with this new and amusing card game. Cards in the X Rated edition features sex positions, manoeuvres and fa...

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  • MDI | Adult Charades Game-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Adult Charades Game-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    MDI | Adult Charades Game

    MDI

    A re-imagining of the classic game to make a naughty party game for naughty people. Players act out rude suggestions and their teammates try to gu...

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  • Spencer Flynn | Calm Your Tits Women's Socks-Spencer Flynn-Homing Instincts
    Spencer Flynn | Calm Your Tits Women's Socks-Spencer Flynn-Homing Instincts
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    Spencer Flynn | Calm Your Tits Womens Socks

    Spencer Flynn

    Jiggle your way to the top with your breast impression, but don't milk it for all it's worth. Features: U.S. women's sock size 9-11 50% combed co...

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  • Spencer Flynn | Adicktion Men's Socks-Spencer Flynn-Homing Instincts
    Spencer Flynn | Adicktion Men's Socks-Spencer Flynn-Homing Instincts
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    Spencer Flynn | Adicktion Men's Socks

    Spencer Flynn

    One shouldn't be all willy-nilly when discussing the serious implications of sock adicktion. Features: U.S. men's sock size 10-13 50% combed cott...

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  • MDI | Grow Some Balls-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Grow Some Balls-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    MDI | Grow Some Balls

    MDI

    Man up and grow some balls by literally growing these balls. Features: Just add these balls to water and they grow up to 6 times their size Grea...

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  • Go The F**k To Sleep Book-Brumby Sunstate-Homing Instincts
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    Go The F**k To Sleep Book

    Brumby Sunstate

    Features: Author: MANSBACH, ADAM Publisher: TEXT PUBLISHING PAPERBACK ISBN: 9781921758843

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  • Spencer Flynn | Namaste Nips Women's Socks-Spencer Flynn-Homing Instincts
    Spencer Flynn | Namaste Nips Women's Socks-Spencer Flynn-Homing Instincts
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    Spencer Flynn | Namaste Nips Womens Socks

    Spencer Flynn

    Namaste Nips Features: U.S. women's sock size 9-11 50% combed cotton, 48% nylon, 2% lycra

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  • You Have to F**king Eat Book-Brumby Sunstate-Homing Instincts
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    You Have to F**king Eat Book

    Brumby Sunstate

    From the author of the international bestseller GO THE F**K TO SLEEP comes a book about the other great parental frustration: getting your little a...

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  • Stress Relief Turd-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    Stress Relief Turd

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    Hilarious turd-shaped stress toy Give it a squeeze and feel your worries melt away Great for when you're having a crappy day Product dimension app...

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  • That's a Spicy Meatball Toilet Spray-Wanderflower-Homing Instincts
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    That's a Spicy Meatball Toilet Spray

    Wanderflower

    A modern-day solution to an old-world issue. May your treasured memories linger, and your unpleasant aromas be history. Orange and rosewater scent....

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  • Brumby Sunstate (bs) | Grateful AF-Brumby Sunstate-Homing Instincts
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    Grateful AF Gratitude Cards

    Brumby Sunstate

    It’s a gratitude list in a box! 100 gratitude cards for potty mouths (delinquents and good humans alike) who want to work on their personal develop...

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  • Spencer Flynn | Kama Socktra Men's Socks-Spencer Flynn-Homing Instincts
    Spencer Flynn | Kama Socktra Men's Socks-Spencer Flynn-Homing Instincts
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    Spencer Flynn | Kama Socktra Men's Socks

    Spencer Flynn

    Kama Socktra Features: U.S. men's sock size 10-13 50% combed cotton, 48% nylon, 2% lycra

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  • Blue Q | Toothbrush - Showers Can Go F**k Themselves. I Like a Bath-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Toothbrush - Showers Can Go F**k Themselves. I Like a Bath

    Blue Q

    SHOWERS CAN GO F**K THEMSELVES. I LIKE A BATH.   Enough with these freakin' showers, ok? What's so great about time and water efficiency? I'll wait...

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  • Name and Shame: Shameful Internet Search Expansion Pack-Homing Instincts-Homing Instincts
    Name and Shame: Shameful Internet Search Expansion Pack-Homing Instincts-Homing Instincts
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    Name and Shame: Shameful Internet Search Expansion Pack

    Homing Instincts

    An expansion for Name & Shame with rules to play as a standalone game. Contains embarrassing internet search scenarios. 80 cards.

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  • MDI | Stealth Mobile Phone Flask-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    MDI | Stealth Mobile Phone Flask

    MDI

    Hide your booze in plain sight!   Features: Flask that looks and feels just like a smart phone Comes with a small funnel to easily fill the flask...

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  • MDI | Jesus Soap-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    MDI | Jesus Soap

    MDI

    Wash away your sins one soap at a time. Features: Soap bar with Jesus design Wash away your sins- literally! Great gag gift for the sinners

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  • Spencer Flynn | Nylon Nudists Women's Socks-Spencer Flynn-Homing Instincts
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    Spencer Flynn | Nylon Nudists Womens Socks

    Spencer Flynn

    Nylon Nudists Features: U.S. women's sock size 9-11 50% combed cotton, 48% nylon, 2% lycra

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  • F**k Now There Are Two Of You-Brumby Sunstate-Homing Instincts
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    F**k Now There Are Two Of You

    Brumby Sunstate

    Features: Author: Mansbach, Adam and Brozman, Owen  Publisher: Text Hardback ISBN: 9781922268341 Publish Date: 1/10/2019 Page Count: 32

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Here at Homing Instincts, we’ve got rude gifts galore. We’ve got rude gifts with swear words on them, like f**k, s**t, w*nker and b**ch. We’ve got rude gifts adorned with private parts, and some even shaped like them too. These presents aren’t just funny though, they can be highly functional too. Some are socks, others tea towels. Some are planters, mugs, mittens, soap and signs. Browse our full collection for more!

Get Socked!

We love socks. Socks are great. Sure, they keep your feet warm, but they can make a statement too. Graphic socks can help you to express your personality, your opinions and your pet peeves. When it comes to getting someone a rude gift, socks are a stellar choice. We stock socks from Blue Q and Spencer Flynn and they’re pretty fun. Some of our all–time favourite phrases include ‘B**ch I Am Relaxed’, ‘This Meeting Is Bulls**t’, ‘I’m A Delicate F**king Flower’, ‘There Are Assholes Everywhere’ & ‘Calm Your Tits’.

Bums, Boobs & Balls!

Now, nothing says rude gifts like rude parts, am I right?! So if cheeky is what you’re after, you’ve come to the right place. We have a bunch of body part presents on offer in–store and online, most notably from homewares brand Jones & Co and novelty gift gurus MDI. If your friend or family member likes to crack a joke (get it, crack?) a backside shaped plant pot is perfect. If your mate wants a mug with muffs, breasts or ‘penis’ written all over it, you guessed it, we’ve got that too!