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Blue QI'll tell ya, it's certainly not saffron or paprika. Features: Super-insulated. 100% cotton.
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Blue QSorry, I didn't mean to yell. I just wanted to make sure you really heard me. Features: Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.
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Blue QIt's dinner time when I say it's dinner time! What? Does it look like I have three sets of arms or something?! Features: Super-insulated. 100% c...
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Blue QPicking a favourite cheese would be like picking a favourite child, so don't even ask. Features: Super-insulated. 100% cotton.
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Blue QI'm all for religious tolerance and freedom, but if you don't believe in Pizza Angels then I can't be your friend. Features: Super-absorbent. 1...
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Blue QWe get it. You're on your way home from work feeling all inspired after finding that perfect recipe, but then you get to cooking and your life tu...
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Blue QDream, believe, achieve, my friend. Dream, believe, achieve. Features: Super-insulated. 100% cotton.
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Original price $29.99 - Original price $29.99Original price$29.99$29.99 - $29.99Current price $29.99Blue Q | I'm Going To Fuck This Food Up (In A Good Way) Oven Mitt
Blue QI've got the gear, I've got the time, and I've got the stamina. Watch out food, I'm coming for ya. Features: Super-insulated. 100% cotton. ...
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Blue QHow many times do I have to ask you to not curse in front of the giraffe?! You know she's just going to repeat everything you say. Features: Su...
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Blue QBack in my day we didn't even have aprons, we just wiped our dirty hands on our shirts. Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extr...
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Blue QOf course it's delicious - you made it! Why? Does someone dare doubt your culinary prowess? Want me to beat them up? Features: Super-insulated. ...
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Original price $69.99 - Original price $69.99Original price$69.99$69.99 - $69.99Current price $69.99Blue Q | I'll Feed All You F***ers Apron
Blue QWatch out! I've got a spatula and I'm not afraid to use it! Features: Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extra-long waist ti...
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Here at Homing Instincts, we’ve got rude gifts galore. We’ve got rude gifts with swear words on them, like f**k, s**t, w*nker and b**ch. We’ve got rude gifts adorned with private parts, and some even shaped like them too. These presents aren’t just funny though, they can be highly functional too. Some are socks, others tea towels. Some are planters, mugs, mittens, soap and signs. Browse our full collection for more!
Get Socked!
We love socks. Socks are great. Sure, they keep your feet warm, but they can make a statement too. Graphic socks can help you to express your personality, your opinions and your pet peeves. When it comes to getting someone a rude gift, socks are a stellar choice. We stock socks from Blue Q and Spencer Flynn and they’re pretty fun. Some of our all–time favourite phrases include ‘B**ch I Am Relaxed’, ‘This Meeting Is Bulls**t’, ‘I’m A Delicate F**king Flower’, ‘There Are Assholes Everywhere’ & ‘Calm Your Tits’.