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Original price $24.99 - Original price $24.99Original price$24.99$24.99 - $24.99Current price $24.99MDI | Stealth Mobile Phone Flask
MDIHide your booze in plain sight! Features: Flask that looks and feels just like a smart phone Comes with a small funnel to easily fill the flask...
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Original price $29.99 - Original price $29.99Original price$29.99$29.99 - $29.99Current price $29.99Blue Q | F**king Delicious Oven Mitt
Blue QOf course it's delicious - you made it! Why? Does someone dare doubt your culinary prowess? Want me to beat them up? Features: Super-insulated. ...
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Original price $14.99 - Original price $14.99Original price$14.99$14.99 - $14.99Current price $14.99MDI | Jesus Soap
MDIWash away your sins one soap at a time. Features: Soap bar with Jesus design Wash away your sins- literally! Great gag gift for the sinners
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Original price $22.99 - Original price $22.99Original price$22.99$22.99 - $22.99Current price $22.99Penis Mug
Gift RepublicCelebrate what mother nature has given you with the Penis Mug, with many shapes and sizes to keep you entertained as you have your morning coffee. ...
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Original price $69.99 - Original price $69.99Original price$69.99$69.99 - $69.99Current price $69.99Blue Q | I'll Feed All You F***ers Apron
Blue QWatch out! I've got a spatula and I'm not afraid to use it! Features: Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extra-long waist ti...
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Original price $19.99 - Original price $19.99Original price$19.99$19.99 - $19.99Current price $19.99Spencer Flynn | Nylon Nudists Womens Socks
Spencer FlynnNylon Nudists Features: U.S. women's sock size 9-11 50% combed cotton, 48% nylon, 2% lycra
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Original price $19.95 - Original price $19.95Original price$19.95$19.95 - $19.95Current price $19.95F**k Now There Are Two Of You
Brumby SunstateFeatures: Author: Mansbach, Adam and Brozman, Owen Publisher: Text Hardback ISBN: 9781922268341 Publish Date: 1/10/2019 Page Count: 32
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Original price $24.99 - Original price $24.99Original price$24.99$24.99 - $24.99Current price $24.99Blue Q | Meeting is Bullshit
Blue QI hate to be the one to break it to you... NOT! Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 69% combed cotton; 30% nylon; 1% spandex.
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Here at Homing Instincts, we’ve got rude gifts galore. We’ve got rude gifts with swear words on them, like f**k, s**t, w*nker and b**ch. We’ve got rude gifts adorned with private parts, and some even shaped like them too. These presents aren’t just funny though, they can be highly functional too. Some are socks, others tea towels. Some are planters, mugs, mittens, soap and signs. Browse our full collection for more!
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We love socks. Socks are great. Sure, they keep your feet warm, but they can make a statement too. Graphic socks can help you to express your personality, your opinions and your pet peeves. When it comes to getting someone a rude gift, socks are a stellar choice. We stock socks from Blue Q and Spencer Flynn and they’re pretty fun. Some of our all–time favourite phrases include ‘B**ch I Am Relaxed’, ‘This Meeting Is Bulls**t’, ‘I’m A Delicate F**king Flower’, ‘There Are Assholes Everywhere’ & ‘Calm Your Tits’.