Rude Gifts

I'll tell ya, it's certainly not saffron or paprika. Features: Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

My body has melted into my chair, my vision is blurred, I haven't peed in hours and I feel GREAT. Features:  Men's shoe size 7-12. 51% combed c...

Sorry, I didn't mean to yell. I just wanted to make sure you really heard me. Features: Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.

What's really cool about me is that I'm even cool in the ways in which im a little un-cool, which is pretty cool, you know? Features: Men's shoe ...

Remember that one time you told me to "just relax?" Well, it definitely helped me relax. I'm SO relaxed right now. Like, I couldn't possibly be mo...

You'd be forgiven for thinking that she's a quiet, docile, meek bookworm. But only the first time. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% combed...

It's dinner time when I say it's dinner time! What? Does it look like I have three sets of arms or something?!  Features: Super-insulated. 100% c...

Have you ever seen such a cool cat on a sock before? That's because it was really freaking hard to make this cat look this good on these socks. But...

Picking a favourite cheese would be like picking a favourite child, so don't even ask. Features: Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

I'm all for religious tolerance and freedom, but if you don't believe in Pizza Angels then I can't be your friend. Features: Super-absorbent. 1...

The only good thing about this meeting is that it matches your socks. Specifications: Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spa...

I just love her face - determined, focused, a little devilish. She reminds me a little of you, actually. Features: Women's shoe size US 5-10 50% ...

The cool thing about these socks - other than the fact that they are pretty and comfy and strong as hell - is that you can put the emphasis wher...

Hey, even Grumpy Old Men wear socks! Features:  Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.

We get it. You're on your way home from work feeling all inspired after finding that perfect recipe, but then you get to cooking and your life tu...

I've always told my kids to accept themselves, no matter who they are. Joke's on me, I guess. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; 43% ...

It feels good to just say it out loud, doesn't it? Men's shoe size 7-12. 56% combed cotton; 41% nylon; 3% spandex.

Question: If a man in a forest shouts, "I fucking love it out here!" and no one hears it, does he make a sound? Answer: No, and that's how he like...

Not all who wander are (unintentionally) lost. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 2% spandex.

Yes, that's bitchy in a good way. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% combed cotton, 44% nylon and 3% spandex.

Dream, believe, achieve, my friend. Dream, believe, achieve.  Features: Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

That said, I'm not going to tell you WHAT I've seen. You'll have to use your imagination for that. Features:  Women's shoe size 5-10. 51% combed c...

I've got the gear, I've got the time, and I've got the stamina. Watch out food, I'm coming for ya. Features: Super-insulated. 100% cotton. ...

You think old guys can't stand up for themselves? Well, you're WRONG. Men's shoe size 7-12. 49% combed cotton, 49% nylon and 2% spandex.

You're fucking welcome, and you're fucking welcome, everybody's fucking welcome, OK?!  Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% combed cotton, 44% ...

How many times do I have to ask you to not curse in front of the giraffe?! You know she's just going to repeat everything you say. Features: Su...

She will take extra sprinkles, though, if you have them. Maybe a cherry, too? Women's shoe size 5-10. 57% nylon; 41% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.

Women's shoe size 5-10. - 55% nylon - 43% combed cotton - 2% spandex.

Most of the time, I've got all the patience in the world. Other times, I've got abso-fucking-lutely none of it. Not a speck. Women's shoe size 5-...

MOVE OUTTA THE WAY! Fun Person coming through!  Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 48% nylon; 2% spandex.

SHOWERS CAN GO F**K THEMSELVES. I LIKE A BATH.   Enough with these freakin' showers, ok? What's so great about time and water efficiency? I'll wait...

Back in my day we didn't even have aprons, we just wiped our dirty hands on our shirts. Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extr...

Of course it's delicious - you made it! Why? Does someone dare doubt your culinary prowess? Want me to beat them up? Features:  Super-insulated. ...

Watch out! I've got a spatula and I'm not afraid to use it! Features:  Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extra-long waist ti...

I hate to be the one to break it to you... NOT! Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 69% combed cotton; 30% nylon; 1% spandex.