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Original price $19.99 - Original price $19.99Original price$19.99$19.99 - $19.99Current price $19.99Spencer Flynn | Get Socked Men's Socks
Spencer FlynnTell us how you really feel with your socks! Features: U.S. men's sock size 10-13 50% combed cotton, 48% nylon, 2% lycra
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Original price $19.99 - Original price $19.99Original price$19.99$19.99 - $19.99Current price $19.99Spencer Flynn | Calm Your Tits Womens Socks
Spencer FlynnJiggle your way to the top with your breast impression, but don't milk it for all it's worth. Features: U.S. women's sock size 9-11 50% combed co...
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Original price $19.99 - Original price $19.99Original price$19.99$19.99 - $19.99Current price $19.99Spencer Flynn | Adicktion Men's Socks
Spencer FlynnOne shouldn't be all willy-nilly when discussing the serious implications of sock adicktion. Features: U.S. men's sock size 10-13 50% combed cott...
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Original price $19.99 - Original price $19.99Original price$19.99$19.99 - $19.99Current price $19.99Spencer Flynn | Namaste Nips Womens Socks
Spencer FlynnNamaste Nips Features: U.S. women's sock size 9-11 50% combed cotton, 48% nylon, 2% lycra
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Original price $19.99 - Original price $19.99Original price$19.99$19.99 - $19.99Current price $19.99Spencer Flynn | Kama Socktra Men's Socks
Spencer FlynnKama Socktra Features: U.S. men's sock size 10-13 50% combed cotton, 48% nylon, 2% lycra
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Original price $19.99 - Original price $19.99Original price$19.99$19.99 - $19.99Current price $19.99Spencer Flynn | Nylon Nudists Womens Socks
Spencer FlynnNylon Nudists Features: U.S. women's sock size 9-11 50% combed cotton, 48% nylon, 2% lycra
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Here at Homing Instincts, we’ve got rude gifts galore. We’ve got rude gifts with swear words on them, like f**k, s**t, w*nker and b**ch. We’ve got rude gifts adorned with private parts, and some even shaped like them too. These presents aren’t just funny though, they can be highly functional too. Some are socks, others tea towels. Some are planters, mugs, mittens, soap and signs. Browse our full collection for more!
Get Socked!
We love socks. Socks are great. Sure, they keep your feet warm, but they can make a statement too. Graphic socks can help you to express your personality, your opinions and your pet peeves. When it comes to getting someone a rude gift, socks are a stellar choice. We stock socks from Blue Q and Spencer Flynn and they’re pretty fun. Some of our all–time favourite phrases include ‘B**ch I Am Relaxed’, ‘This Meeting Is Bulls**t’, ‘I’m A Delicate F**king Flower’, ‘There Are Assholes Everywhere’ & ‘Calm Your Tits’.