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  • Blue Q | F**k off I'm Gaming Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | F**k off I'm Gaming Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | F**k off I'm Gaming Men's Socks

    Blue Q

    My body has melted into my chair, my vision is blurred, I haven't peed in hours and I feel GREAT. Features:  Men's shoe size 7-12. 51% combed c...

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  • Blue Q | Cool-Ass Grandpa Socks-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Cool-Ass Grandpa Socks-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Cool-Ass Grandpa Men's Socks

    Blue Q

    What's really cool about me is that I'm even cool in the ways in which im a little un-cool, which is pretty cool, you know? Features: Men's shoe ...

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  • Blue Q | Meeting is Bullshit Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Meeting is Bullshit Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Meeting is Bullshit Men's Socks

    Blue Q

    The only good thing about this meeting is that it matches your socks. Specifications: Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spa...

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  • Blue Q | Grumpy Old Man Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Grumpy Old Man Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Grumpy Old Man Men's Socks

    Blue Q

    Hey, even Grumpy Old Men wear socks! Features:  Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.

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  • Spencer Flynn | Get Socked Men's Socks-Spencer Flynn-Homing Instincts
    Spencer Flynn | Get Socked Men's Socks-Spencer Flynn-Homing Instincts
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    Spencer Flynn | Get Socked Men's Socks

    Spencer Flynn

    Tell us how you really feel with your socks! Features: U.S. men's sock size 10-13 50% combed cotton, 48% nylon, 2% lycra

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  • Blue Q | Get Shit Done...Later - Socks (men)-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Get Shit Done...Later Men's Socks

    Blue Q

    It feels good to just say it out loud, doesn't it? Men's shoe size 7-12. 56% combed cotton; 41% nylon; 3% spandex.

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  • Spencer Flynn | Adicktion Men's Socks-Spencer Flynn-Homing Instincts
    Spencer Flynn | Adicktion Men's Socks-Spencer Flynn-Homing Instincts
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    Spencer Flynn | Adicktion Men's Socks

    Spencer Flynn

    One shouldn't be all willy-nilly when discussing the serious implications of sock adicktion. Features: U.S. men's sock size 10-13 50% combed cott...

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  • Blue Q | I F**king Love it Out Here Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | I F**king Love it Out Here Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | I F**king Love it Out Here Men's Socks

    Blue Q

    Question: If a man in a forest shouts, "I fucking love it out here!" and no one hears it, does he make a sound? Answer: No, and that's how he like...

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  • Blue Q | Yeah I'm Old Socks-Homing Instincts-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Yeah I'm Old Socks-Homing Instincts-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Yeah I'm Old Men's Socks

    Blue Q

    You think old guys can't stand up for themselves? Well, you're WRONG. Men's shoe size 7-12. 49% combed cotton, 49% nylon and 2% spandex.

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  • Blue Q | Creative Little F***er Men's Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Creative Little F***er Men's Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Creative Little F***er Men's Socks

    Blue Q

    Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.

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  • Blue Q | Fun Person Alert Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Fun Person Alert Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Fun Person Alert Men's Socks

    Blue Q

    MOVE OUTTA THE WAY! Fun Person coming through!  Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 48% nylon; 2% spandex.

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  • Spencer Flynn | Kama Socktra Men's Socks-Spencer Flynn-Homing Instincts
    Spencer Flynn | Kama Socktra Men's Socks-Spencer Flynn-Homing Instincts
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    Spencer Flynn | Kama Socktra Men's Socks

    Spencer Flynn

    Kama Socktra Features: U.S. men's sock size 10-13 50% combed cotton, 48% nylon, 2% lycra

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Here at Homing Instincts, we’ve got rude gifts galore. We’ve got rude gifts with swear words on them, like f**k, s**t, w*nker and b**ch. We’ve got rude gifts adorned with private parts, and some even shaped like them too. These presents aren’t just funny though, they can be highly functional too. Some are socks, others tea towels. Some are planters, mugs, mittens, soap and signs. Browse our full collection for more!

Get Socked!

We love socks. Socks are great. Sure, they keep your feet warm, but they can make a statement too. Graphic socks can help you to express your personality, your opinions and your pet peeves. When it comes to getting someone a rude gift, socks are a stellar choice. We stock socks from Blue Q and Spencer Flynn and they’re pretty fun. Some of our all–time favourite phrases include ‘B**ch I Am Relaxed’, ‘This Meeting Is Bulls**t’, ‘I’m A Delicate F**king Flower’, ‘There Are Assholes Everywhere’ & ‘Calm Your Tits’.

Bums, Boobs & Balls!

Now, nothing says rude gifts like rude parts, am I right?! So if cheeky is what you’re after, you’ve come to the right place. We have a bunch of body part presents on offer in–store and online, most notably from homewares brand Jones & Co and novelty gift gurus MDI. If your friend or family member likes to crack a joke (get it, crack?) a backside shaped plant pot is perfect. If your mate wants a mug with muffs, breasts or ‘penis’ written all over it, you guessed it, we’ve got that too!