Rude Gifts

Remember that one time you told me to "just relax?" Well, it definitely helped me relax. I'm SO relaxed right now. Like, I couldn't possibly be mo...

You'd be forgiven for thinking that she's a quiet, docile, meek bookworm. But only the first time. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% combed...

Have you ever seen such a cool cat on a sock before? That's because it was really freaking hard to make this cat look this good on these socks. But...

I just love her face - determined, focused, a little devilish. She reminds me a little of you, actually. Features: Women's shoe size US 5-10 50% ...

The cool thing about these socks - other than the fact that they are pretty and comfy and strong as hell - is that you can put the emphasis wher...

I've always told my kids to accept themselves, no matter who they are. Joke's on me, I guess. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; 43% ...

Jiggle your way to the top with your breast impression, but don't milk it for all it's worth. Features: U.S. women's sock size 9-11 50% combed co...

Not all who wander are (unintentionally) lost. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 2% spandex.

Yes, that's bitchy in a good way. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% combed cotton, 44% nylon and 3% spandex.

That said, I'm not going to tell you WHAT I've seen. You'll have to use your imagination for that. Features:  Women's shoe size 5-10. 51% combed c...

Namaste Nips Features: U.S. women's sock size 9-11 50% combed cotton, 48% nylon, 2% lycra

You're fucking welcome, and you're fucking welcome, everybody's fucking welcome, OK?!  Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% combed cotton, 44% ...

She will take extra sprinkles, though, if you have them. Maybe a cherry, too? Women's shoe size 5-10. 57% nylon; 41% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Women's shoe size 5-10. - 55% nylon - 43% combed cotton - 2% spandex.

Most of the time, I've got all the patience in the world. Other times, I've got abso-fucking-lutely none of it. Not a speck. Women's shoe size 5-...

Nylon Nudists Features: U.S. women's sock size 9-11 50% combed cotton, 48% nylon, 2% lycra

I hate to be the one to break it to you... NOT! Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 69% combed cotton; 30% nylon; 1% spandex.