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  • Blue Q | I'm a Delicate F**king Flower Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | I'm a Delicate F**king Flower Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | I'm a Delicate F**king Flower Socks

    Blue Q

    The cool thing about these socks - other than the fact that they are pretty and comfy and strong as hell - is that you can put the emphasis wher...

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  • MDI | Mini Knockout Swearing-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    MDI | Mini Knockout Swearing

    MDI

    Work out some stress by hitting the Mini Knockout Swearing Punching Ball! This perfect mini punching ball affixes easily to any flat surface and, ...

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  • Drink Up Bitches Flask-MDI-Homing Instincts
    Drink Up Bitches Flask-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    Drink Up Bitches Flask

    MDI

    Sassy flask featuring a heart made from pink diamantes with "Drink Up Bitches" cursive text Made from quality stainless steel Holds 8oz / 235mL o...

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  • MDI | Stress Relief Eggplant-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Stress Relief Eggplant-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    MDI | Stress Relief Eggplant

    MDI

    A big squeezy, stretchy, bendable eggplant for ultimate stress relief Cheeky 3D version of your favourite emoji! Great novelty gift for those tha...

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  • Blue Q | Grumpy Old Man Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Grumpy Old Man Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Grumpy Old Man Men's Socks

    Blue Q

    Hey, even Grumpy Old Men wear socks! Features:  Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.

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  • Blue Q | 5pm Love 7pm F*ck This Oven Mitt-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | 5pm Love 7pm F*ck This Oven Mitt-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | 5pm Love 7pm F*ck This Oven Mitt

    Blue Q

    We get it. You're on your way home from work feeling all inspired after finding that perfect recipe, but then you get to cooking and your life tu...

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  • Blue Q | I Love my Asshole Kids Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | I Love my Asshole Kids Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | I Love my Asshole Kids Socks

    Blue Q

    I've always told my kids to accept themselves, no matter who they are. Joke's on me, I guess. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; 43% ...

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  • Spencer Flynn | Get Socked Men's Socks-Spencer Flynn-Homing Instincts
    Spencer Flynn | Get Socked Men's Socks-Spencer Flynn-Homing Instincts
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    Spencer Flynn | Get Socked Men's Socks

    Spencer Flynn

    Tell us how you really feel with your socks! Features: U.S. men's sock size 10-13 50% combed cotton, 48% nylon, 2% lycra

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  • Blue Q | Get Shit Done...Later - Socks (men)-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Get Shit Done...Later Men's Socks

    Blue Q

    It feels good to just say it out loud, doesn't it? Men's shoe size 7-12. 56% combed cotton; 41% nylon; 3% spandex.

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  • Name The Emoticon X-Rated-Bubblegum Stuff-Homing Instincts
    Name The Emoticon X-Rated-Bubblegum Stuff-Homing Instincts
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    Name The Emoticon X-Rated

    Bubblegum Stuff

    Put your Emoticon knowledge to the test with this new and amusing card game. Cards in the X Rated edition features sex positions, manoeuvres and fa...

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  • MDI | Adult Charades Game-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Adult Charades Game-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    MDI | Adult Charades Game

    MDI

    A re-imagining of the classic game to make a naughty party game for naughty people. Players act out rude suggestions and their teammates try to gu...

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  • Spencer Flynn | Calm Your Tits Women's Socks-Spencer Flynn-Homing Instincts
    Spencer Flynn | Calm Your Tits Women's Socks-Spencer Flynn-Homing Instincts
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    Spencer Flynn | Calm Your Tits Womens Socks

    Spencer Flynn

    Jiggle your way to the top with your breast impression, but don't milk it for all it's worth. Features: U.S. women's sock size 9-11 50% combed co...

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  • Spencer Flynn | Adicktion Men's Socks-Spencer Flynn-Homing Instincts
    Spencer Flynn | Adicktion Men's Socks-Spencer Flynn-Homing Instincts
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    Spencer Flynn | Adicktion Men's Socks

    Spencer Flynn

    One shouldn't be all willy-nilly when discussing the serious implications of sock adicktion. Features: U.S. men's sock size 10-13 50% combed cott...

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  • Gift Republic | Mini Plant Pot Hunks-Homing Instincts
    Gift Republic | Mini Plant Pot Hunks-Homing Instincts
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    Gift Republic | Mini Plant Pot Hunks

    Gift Republic

    Dress up your houseplants with these four botanical body-builders! Each one boasting their own set of powerful biceps, pert glutes, rippling abs, ...

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  • Blue Q | I F**king Love it Out Here Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | I F**king Love it Out Here Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | I F**king Love it Out Here Men's Socks

    Blue Q

    Question: If a man in a forest shouts, "I fucking love it out here!" and no one hears it, does he make a sound? Answer: No, and that's how he like...

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  • Blue Q | I F**king Love it Out Here Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | I F**king Love it Out Here Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | I F**king Love it Out Here Socks

    Blue Q

    Not all who wander are (unintentionally) lost. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 2% spandex.

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  • Blue Q | Cute As A Bitchy Button Socks-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Cute As A Bitchy Button Socks-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Cute As A Bitchy Button Socks

    Blue Q

    Yes, that's bitchy in a good way. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% combed cotton, 44% nylon and 3% spandex.

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  • Blue Q | Oven Mitt A La Mode The Fk Out Of This-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Oven Mitt A La Mode The Fk Out Of This-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Oven Mitt A La Mode The Fk Out Of This

    Blue Q

    Dream, believe, achieve, my friend. Dream, believe, achieve.  Features: Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

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  • MDI | Grow Some Balls-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Grow Some Balls-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    MDI | Grow Some Balls

    MDI

    Man up and grow some balls by literally growing these balls. Features: Just add these balls to water and they grow up to 6 times their size Grea...

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  • Optoco | Grandma's Seen Shit Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Optoco | Grandma's Seen Shit Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Grandma's Seen Shit Socks

    Blue Q

    That said, I'm not going to tell you WHAT I've seen. You'll have to use your imagination for that. Features:  Women's shoe size 5-10. 51% combed c...

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  • Blue Q | I'm Going To Fuck This Food Up (In A Good Way) Oven Mitt-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | I'm Going To Fuck This Food Up (In A Good Way) Oven Mitt-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | I'm Going To Fuck This Food Up (In A Good Way) Oven Mitt

    Blue Q

    I've got the gear, I've got the time, and I've got the stamina. Watch out food, I'm coming for ya. Features: Super-insulated. 100% cotton. ...

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  • Blue Q | Yeah I'm Old Socks-Homing Instincts-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Yeah I'm Old Socks-Homing Instincts-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Yeah I'm Old Men's Socks

    Blue Q

    You think old guys can't stand up for themselves? Well, you're WRONG. Men's shoe size 7-12. 49% combed cotton, 49% nylon and 2% spandex.

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  • Go The F**k To Sleep Book-Brumby Sunstate-Homing Instincts
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    Go The F**k To Sleep Book

    Brumby Sunstate

    Features: Author: MANSBACH, ADAM Publisher: TEXT PUBLISHING PAPERBACK ISBN: 9781921758843

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  • Spencer Flynn | Namaste Nips Women's Socks-Spencer Flynn-Homing Instincts
    Spencer Flynn | Namaste Nips Women's Socks-Spencer Flynn-Homing Instincts
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    Spencer Flynn | Namaste Nips Womens Socks

    Spencer Flynn

    Namaste Nips Features: U.S. women's sock size 9-11 50% combed cotton, 48% nylon, 2% lycra

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Here at Homing Instincts, we’ve got rude gifts galore. We’ve got rude gifts with swear words on them, like f**k, s**t, w*nker and b**ch. We’ve got rude gifts adorned with private parts, and some even shaped like them too. These presents aren’t just funny though, they can be highly functional too. Some are socks, others tea towels. Some are planters, mugs, mittens, soap and signs. Browse our full collection for more!

Get Socked!

We love socks. Socks are great. Sure, they keep your feet warm, but they can make a statement too. Graphic socks can help you to express your personality, your opinions and your pet peeves. When it comes to getting someone a rude gift, socks are a stellar choice. We stock socks from Blue Q and Spencer Flynn and they’re pretty fun. Some of our all–time favourite phrases include ‘B**ch I Am Relaxed’, ‘This Meeting Is Bulls**t’, ‘I’m A Delicate F**king Flower’, ‘There Are Assholes Everywhere’ & ‘Calm Your Tits’.

Bums, Boobs & Balls!

Now, nothing says rude gifts like rude parts, am I right?! So if cheeky is what you’re after, you’ve come to the right place. We have a bunch of body part presents on offer in–store and online, most notably from homewares brand Jones & Co and novelty gift gurus MDI. If your friend or family member likes to crack a joke (get it, crack?) a backside shaped plant pot is perfect. If your mate wants a mug with muffs, breasts or ‘penis’ written all over it, you guessed it, we’ve got that too!