Rude Gifts

I'll tell ya, it's certainly not saffron or paprika. Features: Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

I grow to 6x my size, just add water! Babe, you're always right Let's go shopping all day I never snore I don't talk, I just listen

My body has melted into my chair, my vision is blurred, I haven't peed in hours and I feel GREAT. Features:  Men's shoe size 7-12. 51% combed c...

“What a curiously patterned mu... oh it's a load of tiny dicks." There are no two ways about it – this mug is covered with hundreds of micro pen...

Have you always wanted to swear in an unfamiliar country? You can now, thanks to How to F#cking Swear Around the World cards! With 100 cards each ...

Sorry, I didn't mean to yell. I just wanted to make sure you really heard me. Features: Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.

Maybe you haven't had much luck in the past? Or maybe you are just wanting to have a bit of an upgrade? Avoid the silly questions, nagging, and ho...

What's really cool about me is that I'm even cool in the ways in which im a little un-cool, which is pretty cool, you know? Features: Men's shoe ...

Remember that one time you told me to "just relax?" Well, it definitely helped me relax. I'm SO relaxed right now. Like, I couldn't possibly be mo...

You'd be forgiven for thinking that she's a quiet, docile, meek bookworm. But only the first time. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% combed...

It's dinner time when I say it's dinner time! What? Does it look like I have three sets of arms or something?!  Features: Super-insulated. 100% c...

Have you ever seen such a cool cat on a sock before? That's because it was really freaking hard to make this cat look this good on these socks. But...

Includes 10 different pre-recorded "Yes, Dear" sayings. The easy and painless way to domestic harmony!Sayings include 'Yes, Dear', 'If you're happy...

Rise and shine with a perky bounce in your step! This voluptuous mug is the perfect way to start your mornings, and makes a hilarious novelty gift ...

Never be caught without a beer bottle opener again! This is a perfect addition to ensure no man is left empty handed. Features: Made from brushed...

Name and Shame: A Game for Horrible People - Party/Card Game The most brutal voting game, where you shame your friends by voting for one another in...

Picking a favourite cheese would be like picking a favourite child, so don't even ask. Features: Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

A super squeezy sausage for improved blood circulation, stress relief and muscle tension! Features: 1 Stress Relief Sausage 

Need a way to insult someone without saying a word? These 100 cards contain the best insults you can say with your hands. Ages: 18 + Features: 10...

The scented soap that tells you where to stick it. Perfect for housemates that need a subtle warning to avoid any nasty mix-ups. Features: The wh...

Think you’ve seen a few muffs in your time? Now you can watch the evolution of how they changed over the years. Product Details: Ceramic mug with ...

I'm all for religious tolerance and freedom, but if you don't believe in Pizza Angels then I can't be your friend. Features: Super-absorbent. 1...

The only good thing about this meeting is that it matches your socks. Specifications: Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spa...

I just love her face - determined, focused, a little devilish. She reminds me a little of you, actually. Features: Women's shoe size US 5-10 50% ...