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Enjoy some toilet humour while on the toilet! Toilet paper printed with crap jokes to help pass the time Excellent novelty gift that is sure to ma...
View full detailsHave you always wanted to swear in an unfamiliar country? You can now, thanks to How to F#cking Swear Around the World cards! With 100 cards each ...
View full detailsAre you looking for a hilarious pair of tiny prop hands to prank your friends with! Now is your chance to give an itty bitty salute, a puny handsh...
View full detailsWe already know these guys are super cute and fun and now we have super stretchy sausage dogs! Filled with textured sand that holds whatever shape...
View full detailsA riotous after-dinner game to play with friends and family. Features: Six trivia categories Three hundred trivia cards
Maybe you haven't had much luck in the past? Or maybe you are just wanting to have a bit of an upgrade? Avoid the silly questions, nagging, and ho...
View full detailsPlop this little poop in water and watch him grow. This Smiling Poo Emoji will be the talk of the town on your office desk or beside your bed. Gre...
View full detailsIs the Force strong with you? Put your powers to the test with a quiz to challenge even the most dedicated Star Wars fan. Includes: 140 questions
Durable, roll-up magnetic dartboard with 6 darts and a unique dart pouch. A fun and physical way to improve hand-eye coordination and sportsmanship...
View full detailsClassic wooden block game with a drinking twist Includes 4 shot glasses and a wooden block tower Some wooden tiles have drinking instructions Grea...
View full detailsThe ultimate party weapon - load it up and shoot your way to a great night. Features: Easy to use - just load the cartridge, pull back the cockin...
View full detailsIncludes 10 different pre-recorded "Yes, Dear" sayings. The easy and painless way to domestic harmony!Sayings include 'Yes, Dear', 'If you're happy...
View full detailsNo more waiting around for them to finish with this handy timer! Features: Set the timer and when 5 minutes is up, it's time to wipe
"Who’s the GOAT?” Meaning: “Who’s the Greatest Of All Time?” is the ultimate sporting debate. And the inspiration for GOAT: the speedy spoons card...
View full detailsNever be caught without a beer bottle opener again! This is a perfect addition to ensure no man is left empty handed. Features: Made from brushed...
View full detailsA USB-powered mini blower that's perfectly sized to whisk away the crumbs on your desk, need I say more? Features: Bright vibrant orange colour w...
View full detailsName and Shame: A Game for Horrible People - Party/Card Game The most brutal voting game, where you shame your friends by voting for one another in...
View full detailsSee the Jesus boogie for yourself with this solar-powered dashboard dancer of Jesus Features: Jesus, take the wheel! Just expose the solar stri...
View full detailsSuper squishy stretchy mouldable pigs! Filled with textured sand that holds whatever shape you mould it into Fun stress toy for all ages 65(L) x ...
View full detailsUnmentionables in the bath? It's time to fish them out! This classic toy makes bath time fun for kids young and young at heart. Features: Fishin'...
View full detailsA super squeezy sausage for improved blood circulation, stress relief and muscle tension! Features: 1 Stress Relief Sausage
Need a way to insult someone without saying a word? These 100 cards contain the best insults you can say with your hands. Ages: 18 + Features: 10...
View full detailsIt really sucks! USB-powered vacuum cleaner that's perfectly sized for cleaning up your desk or getting into tight places Feature packed with reu...
View full detailsThe scented soap that tells you where to stick it. Perfect for housemates that need a subtle warning to avoid any nasty mix-ups. Features: The wh...
View full detailsGet those grey cells going with the Brain Teaser Quiz. Give you and all your guests a thorough cerebral workout! Features: Includes 140 multiple...
View full detailsDo you have a high IQ? Do you consider yourself a genius? Maybe you know someone who's brain is bursting with knowledge! Whoever it is, they will s...
View full detailsThis super fun game puts your twerking skills to the test. Fill your box up with ping pong balls and race to see who can empty their twerk box the ...
View full detailsAre you that friend that never knows what to eat? Find yourself on the internet wanting every type of fast food? Well now you’ll never have to wast...
View full detailsWork out some stress by hitting the Mini Knockout Swearing Punching Ball! This perfect mini punching ball affixes easily to any flat surface and, ...
View full detailsGrow your very open Santa! This is a perfect for stocking stuffers or pre-Christmas opener. Features: Just place in water to make it grow Grows u...
View full detailsA big old banana for stress relief Squeeze to feel as cool and calm as a banana Fruity and wholesome
No need to lay out the red carpet, your home is already fit for royalty with these special plant markers. Who needs a palace when the Royal family ...
View full detailsAttach the basket to your head and see how many balls you can catch! Features: • Includes 20 plastic balls. • One size fits all • Ctn: 24 pcs • Ag...
View full detailsA big squeezy, stretchy, bendable eggplant for ultimate stress relief Cheeky 3D version of your favourite emoji! Great novelty gift for those tha...
View full detailsThe drinking game that gets you drunk in 20 minutes. All new cards that can be mixed into the original, or played as a stand alone game. Compete ag...
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