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  • MDI | Donald Trump Toilet Paper-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Donald Trump Toilet Paper-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $7.95

    MDI | Donald Trump Toilet Paper

    MDI

    Turn your toilet seat into the presidential suite with this comical roll of toilet paper, courtesy of Donald Trump's smooching face. A novelty gif...

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    $7.95
  • IS Gift | Wind Up Racing Poos-IS Gift-Homing Instincts
    IS Gift | Wind Up Racing Poos-IS Gift-Homing Instincts
    $16.95

    IS Gift | Wind Up Racing Poos

    IS Gift

    More fun than the runs! Wind them up and off they go.Includes two wind up racing poos. Set the poos loose!

    $16.95
  • Crap Jokes Toilet Paper-MDI-Homing Instincts
    Crap Jokes Toilet Paper-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $7.95

    Crap Jokes Toilet Paper

    MDI

    Enjoy some toilet humour while on the toilet! Toilet paper printed with crap jokes to help pass the time Excellent novelty gift that is sure to ma...

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    $7.95
  • MDI | Good Morning F**kers Mug-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Good Morning F**kers Mug-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $19.95

    MDI | Good Morning F**kers Mug

    MDI

    Nothing quite like a morning pick me up. Start your day off with this sassy message. Features: Quality black ceramic mug featuring a rising sun a...

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    $19.95
  • Wireless Shower Speaker-IS Gift-Homing Instincts
    Wireless Shower Speaker-IS Gift-Homing Instincts
    $24.95

    Wireless Shower Speaker

    IS Gift

    Take your favourite tunes into the bathroom with this water resistant, rechargable speaker. Suction cup adheres to any smooth surface.Includes USB ...

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    $24.95
  • Tooletries | Shower Beer Holder-Tooletries-Homing Instincts
    Tooletries | Shower Beer Holder-Tooletries-Homing Instincts
    $24.95

    Tooletries | Shower Beer Holder

    Tooletries

    Don't you just want to knock back a cold one after a long day? No dramas, we've got your back with this Shower Beer Holder. It's made from a uniqu...

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    $24.95
  • Fun times slap band watch assorted-IS Gift-Homing Instincts
    Fun times slap band watch assorted-IS Gift-Homing Instincts
    $14.95

    Fun times slap band watch assorted

    IS Gift

    FUN TIMES SLAP BAND WATCH SILICONE SLAP BRACELET WITH WATCH FACE.TELLING THE TIME HAS NEVER BEEN SO FUN! AGES 8+ WARNING CHOKING HAZARDSmall parts....

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    $14.95
  • Sipski | Shower Wine Holder-Sipski-Homing Instincts
    Sipski | Shower Wine Holder-Sipski-Homing Instincts
    $24.95

    Sipski | Shower Wine Holder

    Sipski

    Move over Shower Beer Holder, we’ve just created your ultimate partner in crime! The SIPSKI Shower Wine Glass Holder is an ingenious tool created ...

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    $24.95
  • Ridley's | Cat Lovers 1000pc Jigsaw-Wild and Wolf-Homing Instincts
    Ridley's | Cat Lovers 1000pc Jigsaw-Wild and Wolf-Homing Instincts
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    $29.95

    Ridley's | Cat Lovers 1000pc Jigsaw

    Wild and Wolf

    Every cat lover's dream! Connect the pieces to reveal this purrrfect Ridley's Games Cat Lovers 1000 Piece Jigsaw Puzzle in a gloss varnish finish...

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    $29.95
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  • Blue Q | Bitch I am Relaxed Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Bitch I am Relaxed Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    $19.95

    Blue Q | Bitch I am Relaxed Socks

    Blue Q

    Remember that one time you told me to "just relax?" Well, it definitely helped me relax. I'm SO relaxed right now. Like, I couldn't possibly be mo...

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    $19.95
  • MDI | Father Definition Mug-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Father Definition Mug-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $16.95

    MDI | Father Definition Mug

    MDI

    Are you looking for that perfect gift this Father's Day? Celebrate Dads and all their embarrassing yet truly inspiring qualities with a mug that e...

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    $16.95
  • Pro & Hop | Kim K Crying Air Freshener-Pro & Hop-Homing Instincts
    $6.95

    Pro & Hop | Kim K Crying Air Freshener

    Pro & Hop

    A great way to Keep up with the Kardashians while you're driving. Pro And Hop Crying Kim Kardashian air freshener. Keeping Up with a Kardashian has...

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    $6.95
  • Kaleidoscopes - bees-IS Gift-Homing Instincts
    Kaleidoscopes - bees-IS Gift-Homing Instincts
    $10.95

    Kaleidoscopes - bees

    IS Gift

    Twist to experience a display of beautiful buzzing bees.These kaleidoscopes come in three beautiful, assorted styles. WARNING:  DO NOT LOOK AT THE ...

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    $10.95
  • MDI | Grow a Smiling Poo-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Grow a Smiling Poo-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $6.95

    MDI | Grow a Smiling Poo

    MDI

    Plop this little poop in water and watch him grow. This Smiling Poo Emoji will be the talk of the town on your office desk or beside your bed. Gre...

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    $6.95
  • Blue Q | Ain't No Bad Joke Like A Dad Joke Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Ain't No Bad Joke Like A Dad Joke Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    $24.95

    Blue Q | Ain't No Bad Joke Like A Dad Joke Socks

    Blue Q

    You don't have to be a dad to wear these socks, or even a maker of jokes. You could just be a lover of jokes, or a haver of dads. Whatever works, ...

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    $24.95
  • IS Gift | Fart Button-IS Gift-Homing Instincts
    IS Gift | Fart Button-IS Gift-Homing Instincts
    $16.95

    IS Gift | Fart Button

    IS Gift

    A hilarious, slightly immature display of 10 fart noises and accompanying explanations to have you in fits of laughter. The Fart Button is a gift ...

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    $16.95
  • MDI | Tiny Hands-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Tiny Hands-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    $8.95

    MDI | Tiny Hands

    MDI

    Are you looking for a hilarious pair of tiny prop hands to prank your friends with! Now is your chance to give an itty bitty salute, a puny handsh...

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    $8.95
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  • Annabel Trends | Boxed Socks - Homing Instincts
    Annabel Trends | Boxed Socks - Homing Instincts
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    $16.95

    Annabel Trends | Boxed Socks

    Annabel Trends

    Socks never looked so good! Our NEW jacquard weave boxed socks are the perfect gift for that special someone. Our range of designer socks come gift...

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    $16.95
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  • $100 Toilet Paper-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $100 Toilet Paper-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $7.95

    $100 Toilet Paper

    MDI

    Impress your guests with this ultimate luxury item Soft toilet paper with the Australian $100 note printed in full colour

    $7.95
  • Curated Group | Flip Flop Socks-Curated Group-Homing Instincts
    Curated Group | Flip Flop Socks-Curated Group-Homing Instincts
    $19.95

    Curated Group | Flip Flop Socks

    Curated Group

    For all the Dads out there who want to wear flip flops in Winter too, now is your chance! Features: One size fits most: fits size 5-11 70% cotto...

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    $19.95
  • IS GIFT Wireless Shower Speaker & Radio-IS Gift-Homing Instincts
    IS GIFT Wireless Shower Speaker & Radio-IS Gift-Homing Instincts
    $29.95

    IS GIFT Wireless Shower Speaker & Radio

    IS Gift

    Shower Speaker with Radio WIRELESSLY CONNECT TO A SMART DEVICE OR TUNE IN TO FM RADIO. WATERRESISTANT AND RECHARGEABLE. & RADIO Take your favou...

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    $29.95
  • Fake News Sound Button-Bubblegum Stuff-Homing Instincts
    $19.95

    Fake News Sound Button

    Bubblegum Stuff

    Breaking news. The Fake News Sound Button will save your voice from having to call ‘Fake news!’ when you hear it again and again. Donald Trump says...

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    $19.95
  • White Moose | Acorn Box-White Moose-Homing Instincts
    White Moose | Acorn Box-White Moose-Homing Instincts
    $29.95

    White Moose | Acorn Box

    White Moose

    Go nuts with interior styling with our secret Acorn box! Beautiful home styling piece featuring detailed finishes and a removable top so you can s...

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    $29.95
  • White Moose | Resin Monkey Bowl-White Moose-Homing Instincts
    White Moose | Resin Monkey Bowl-White Moose-Homing Instincts
    $104.95

    White Moose | Resin Monkey Bowl

    White Moose

    As seen on The Block 2018 in Bianca and Carla's Style for Sale challenge.  Our Monkey Bowl is a must have this season. Display your favourite loll...

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    $104.95
  • IS Gift | Desktop USB Vacuum-IS Gift-Homing Instincts
    IS Gift | Desktop USB Vacuum-IS Gift-Homing Instincts
    $24.95

    IS Gift | Desktop USB Vacuum

    IS Gift

    Perfect for all desks and keyboards. Plug into any USB power source and clean away! Remove front compartment to clean and remove dust. Features: ...

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    $24.95
  • MDI | Grow a Girlfriend-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Grow a Girlfriend-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $6.95

    MDI | Grow a Girlfriend

    MDI

    Maybe you haven't had much luck in the past? Or maybe you are just wanting to have a bit of an upgrade? Avoid the silly questions, nagging, and ho...

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    $6.95
  • MDI | Ring Beer Bottle Opener-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Ring Beer Bottle Opener-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $8.95

    MDI | Ring Beer Bottle Opener

    MDI

    Never be caught without a beer bottle opener again! This is a perfect addition to ensure no man is left empty handed. Features: Made from brushed...

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    $8.95
  • Golf Mug-Ginger Fox-Homing Instincts
    $29.95

    Golf Mug

    Ginger Fox

    Feeling teed off? Transport yourself to the green and relieve the stresses of the day as you putt, chip and, most importantly, sip on your favourit...

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    $29.95
  • Glow in dark moon & stars-IS Gift-Homing Instincts
    Glow in dark moon & stars-IS Gift-Homing Instincts
    $10.95

    Glow in dark moon & stars

    IS Gift

    IS GIFT: Glow in the Dark Stars & Moons Create a magical night sky with Glow in the Dark Moon and 23 stars. Includes removable adhesive dot...

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    $10.95
  • Squeeze It Zit Kit-IS Gift-Homing Instincts
    Squeeze It Zit Kit-IS Gift-Homing Instincts
    $9.95

    Squeeze It Zit Kit

    IS Gift

    Enjoy your favourite pastime even when there are no zits around Sooooo satisfying - great for stress relief! Comes with a squeezy face and refill ...

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    $9.95
  • White Moose | Gold Sleeping Frenchie-White Moose-Homing Instincts
    White Moose | Gold Sleeping Frenchie-White Moose-Homing Instincts
    $69.95

    White Moose | Gold Sleeping Frenchie

    White Moose

    The coolest dog you will ever own!! :) As used by Georgia & Ronnie in the 48 hour House Decider Challenge in The Block 2017. Our sleeping Fren...

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    $69.95
  • White Moose | White Banana Bowl-White Moose-Homing Instincts
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    $49.95

    White Moose | White Banana Bowl

    White Moose

    Someone has been monkeying around with our bowl designs. Fruit doesn't have to be boring with our chic banana bowl.  It's eclectic 70's style is a...

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    $49.95
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  • MDI | Grow a Boyfriend-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Grow a Boyfriend-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $6.95

    MDI | Grow a Boyfriend

    MDI

    Meet Mr. Right! He is all you could ever ask for: does what he is told and doesn't talk back! Features: Just add water and the boyfriend will gro...

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    $6.95
  • MDI | Donald Trump Splat Ball-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Donald Trump Splat Ball-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $4.95

    MDI | Donald Trump Splat Ball

    MDI

    Squish him, chuck him, show him how you really feel! Now is your chance to throw The Donald at a flat, clean surface and make him go splat! Featur...

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    $4.95
  • Ridley's | 100 Crap Jokes-Wild and Wolf-Homing Instincts
    Ridley's | 100 Crap Jokes-Wild and Wolf-Homing Instincts
    $14.95

    Ridley's | 100 Crap Jokes

    Wild and Wolf

    Who doesn't love to hate a seriously bad joke? This set of 100 Seriously Crap Jokes will have you groaning and guffawing in equal measure.  Featu...

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    $14.95
  • Gift Republic | Micro Penis Mug-Homing Instincts
    Gift Republic | Micro Penis Mug-Homing Instincts
    $19.95

    Gift Republic | Micro Penis Mug

    MDI

    “What a curiously patterned mu... oh it's a load of tiny dicks." There are no two ways about it – this mug is covered with hundreds of micro pen...

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    $19.95
  • Smart sticker assorted-IS Gift-Homing Instincts
    Smart sticker assorted-IS Gift-Homing Instincts
    $12.95

    Smart sticker assorted

    IS Gift

    Stick your phone to any smooth, flat surface whenever you need to be hands-free. Keep this handy, compact and reusable Smart Sticker on the back of...

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    $12.95
  • Name The Emoticon X-Rated-Bubblegum Stuff-Homing Instincts
    Name The Emoticon X-Rated-Bubblegum Stuff-Homing Instincts
    $14.95

    Name The Emoticon X-Rated

    Bubblegum Stuff

    Put your Emoticon knowledge to the test with this new and amusing card game. Cards in the X Rated edition features sex positions, manoeuvres and fa...

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    $14.95
  • White Moose | Black Sleeping Frenchie-White Moose-Homing Instincts
    White Moose | Black Sleeping Frenchie-White Moose-Homing Instincts
    $69.95

    White Moose | Black Sleeping Frenchie

    White Moose

    The coolest dog you will ever own!! :) As used by Georgia & Ronnie in the 48 hour House Decider Challenge in The Block 2017. Our sleeping Fren...

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    $69.95
  • Oshi | Skipping Girl Doorstop-Oshi-Homing Instincts
    $69.95

    Oshi | Skipping Girl Doorstop

    Oshi

    Skipping Girl cast iron doorstop The Skipping Girl Vinegar sign in Victoria St, Abbotsford, Melbourne is Victorian Heritage Registered, and one of...

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    $69.95
  • Blue Q | Cats Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Cats Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    $19.95

    Blue Q | Cats Socks

    Blue Q

    Are you a Cat Lover? Are you a Making Fun Of Cat Lovers Lover? Say hello to your newest favorite sock. These outrageous (in a good way!) socks are...

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    $19.95
  • Blue Q | Coolest Guy on the Conference Call Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Coolest Guy on the Conference Call Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    $24.95

    Blue Q | Coolest Guy on the Conference Call Socks

    Blue Q

    Look at you! Taking notes, making jokes, distracting us from the mundane reality of the workplace. You're so cool! Features: Men's shoe size 7-12...

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    $24.95
  • Talking Tables | Prosecco Pong-Talking Tables-Homing Instincts
    Talking Tables | Prosecco Pong-Talking Tables-Homing Instincts
    $29.95

    Talking Tables | Prosecco Pong

    Talking Tables

    Entering the celebration scene with a pop and a fizz, it's the game that's taken the media by storm. Introducing the glamorous cousin of the class...

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    $29.95
  • Ridley's | 100 Cat Jokes-Wild and Wolf-Homing Instincts
    Ridley's | 100 Cat Jokes-Wild and Wolf-Homing Instincts
    $14.95

    Ridley's | 100 Cat Jokes

    Wild and Wolf

    Have a meowing good time joking about the furry felines with these 100 Cat Jokes from Ridley's Games! Features: Entertain friends and family wit...

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    $14.95
  • Light Bike Balls-Homing Instincts-Homing Instincts
    Light Bike Balls-Homing Instincts-Homing Instincts
    $24.95

    Light Bike Balls

    Homing Instincts

    "IT TAKES GRIT, WIT, AND BALLS TO RIDE SO SHOW 'EM WHAT YOU GOT!" As cyclists who regularly ride in the city, we are vulnerable to distracted and ...

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    $24.95
  • Chug 'n' Toke Beer Bong-MDI-Homing Instincts
    Chug 'n' Toke Beer Bong-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $24.95

    Chug 'n' Toke Beer Bong

    MDI

    Level up your party with this multi-use beer bong that's also a water pipe! Light it up, chug your beer, then finish it up with a deep toke of smo...

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    $24.95
  • Annabel Trends | Will BBQ for Beer Can Cooler-Annabel Trends-Homing Instincts
    $6.95

    Annabel Trends | Will BBQ for Beer Can Cooler

    Annabel Trends

    Summer is coming so help dad’s drink cool with one of our can coolers 7 cm x 10.5 cm

    $6.95
  • Push it led watch assorted-IS Gift-Homing Instincts
    Push it led watch assorted-IS Gift-Homing Instincts
    $14.95

    Push it led watch assorted

    IS Gift

    Get creative, then press the face to illuminate the time, date or seconds. Easy to use touch-activated LED watch. Simply press the face to illumina...

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    $14.95