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  • MDI | Donald Trump Toilet Paper-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Donald Trump Toilet Paper-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $7.95

    MDI | Donald Trump Toilet Paper

    MDI

    Turn your toilet seat into the presidential suite with this comical roll of toilet paper, courtesy of Donald Trump's smooching face. A novelty gif...

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    $7.95
  • Oshi | Frida Bamboo Door Curtain-Oshi-Homing Instincts
    Oshi | Frida Sitting Curtain-Oshi-Homing Instincts
    $99.95

    Oshi | Frida Bamboo Door Curtain

    Oshi

    Frida Sitting Curtain 140 String Bamboo Door Curtain Bamboo door curtains are a great item to have for summer, they provide privacy and are excell...

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    $99.95
  • Grow a Boyfriend-Homing Instincts-Homing Instincts
    $6.95

    Grow a Boyfriend

    MDI

    I grow to 6x my size, just add water! Babe, you're always right Let's go shopping all day I never snore I don't talk, I just listen

    $6.95
  • Guzzle Buddy - Wine Glass to Go-IS Gift-Homing Instincts
    Guzzle Buddy - Wine Glass to Go-IS Gift-Homing Instincts
    Original price $34.95
    Current price $15.00

    Guzzle Buddy - Wine Glass to Go

    IS Gift

    Pouring wine is such a chore! Simply tilt the bottle up and drink normally, no splash, no mess. If you can drink from a glass you can drink from a ...

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    Original price $34.95
    Current price $15.00
  • MDI | Father Definition Mug-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Father Definition Mug-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $16.95

    MDI | Father Definition Mug

    MDI

    Are you looking for that perfect gift this Father's Day? Celebrate Dads and all their embarrassing yet truly inspiring qualities with a mug that e...

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    $16.95
  • Pro & Hop | Kim K Crying Air Freshener-Pro & Hop-Homing Instincts
    $6.95

    Pro & Hop | Kim K Crying Air Freshener

    Pro & Hop

    A great way to Keep up with the Kardashians while you're driving. Pro And Hop Crying Kim Kardashian air freshener. Keeping Up with a Kardashian has...

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    $6.95
  • Tooletries | Shower Beer Holder-Tooletries-Homing Instincts
    Tooletries | Shower Beer Holder-Tooletries-Homing Instincts
    $29.95

    Tooletries | Shower Beer Holder

    Tooletries

    Don't you just want to knock back a cold one after a long day? No dramas, we've got your back with this Shower Beer Holder. It's made from a uniqu...

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    $29.95
  • Blue Q | Ain't No Bad Joke Like A Dad Joke Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Ain't No Bad Joke Like A Dad Joke Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    $22.99

    Blue Q | Ain't No Bad Joke Like A Dad Joke Socks

    Blue Q

    You don't have to be a dad to wear these socks, or even a maker of jokes. You could just be a lover of jokes, or a haver of dads. Whatever works, ...

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    $22.99
  • White Moose | Peter the Pelican Bowl-Homing Instincts
    White Moose | Peter the Pelican Bowl-Homing Instincts
    $59.95

    White Moose | Peter the Pelican Bowl

    White Moose

    Introducing Peter, the Pelican Bowl. He will gobble up your precious items and keep them safe in his gular pouch! This resin beauty will add that...

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    $59.95
  • Blue Q | Bitch I am Relaxed Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Bitch I am Relaxed Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    $19.95

    Blue Q | Bitch I am Relaxed Socks

    Blue Q

    Remember that one time you told me to "just relax?" Well, it definitely helped me relax. I'm SO relaxed right now. Like, I couldn't possibly be mo...

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    $19.95
  • White Moose | Resin Monkey Bowl-White Moose-Homing Instincts
    White Moose | Resin Monkey Bowl-White Moose-Homing Instincts
    $109.95

    White Moose | Resin Monkey Bowl

    White Moose

    As seen on The Block 2018 in Bianca and Carla's Style for Sale challenge.  Our Monkey Bowl is a must have this season. Display your favourite loll...

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    $109.95
  • Wireless Shower Speaker-IS Gift-Homing Instincts
    Wireless Shower Speaker-IS Gift-Homing Instincts
    $24.95

    Wireless Shower Speaker

    IS Gift

    Take your favourite tunes into the bathroom with this water resistant, rechargable speaker. Suction cup adheres to any smooth surface.Includes USB ...

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    $24.95
  • MDI | Grow a Smiling Poo-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Grow a Smiling Poo-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $6.95

    MDI | Grow a Smiling Poo

    MDI

    Plop this little poop in water and watch him grow. This Smiling Poo Emoji will be the talk of the town on your office desk or beside your bed. Gre...

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    $6.95
  • IS Gift | Fart Button-IS Gift-Homing Instincts
    IS Gift | Fart Button-IS Gift-Homing Instincts
    $16.95

    IS Gift | Fart Button

    IS Gift

    A hilarious, slightly immature display of 10 fart noises and accompanying explanations to have you in fits of laughter. The Fart Button is a gift ...

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    $16.95
  • White Moose | Kenny Greyhound Bookends-White Moose-Homing Instincts
    White Moose | Kenny Greyhound Bookends-White Moose-Homing Instincts
    $59.95

    White Moose | Kenny Greyhound Bookends

    White Moose

    These greyhound bookends can be used to create a whimsical settings for kids bedrooms to masculine looks for the side table or home office. Featu...

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    $59.95
  • MDI | Grow a Girlfriend-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Grow a Girlfriend-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $6.95

    MDI | Grow a Girlfriend

    MDI

    Maybe you haven't had much luck in the past? Or maybe you are just wanting to have a bit of an upgrade? Avoid the silly questions, nagging, and ho...

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    $6.95
  • Curated Group | Flip Flop Socks-Curated Group-Homing Instincts
    Curated Group | Flip Flop Socks-Curated Group-Homing Instincts
    $19.95

    Curated Group | Flip Flop Socks

    Curated Group

    For all the Dads out there who want to wear flip flops in Winter too, now is your chance! Features: One size fits most: fits size 5-11 70% cotto...

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    $19.95
  • Gift Republic | Micro Penis Mug-Homing Instincts
    Gift Republic | Micro Penis Mug-Homing Instincts
    $19.95

    Gift Republic | Micro Penis Mug

    MDI

    “What a curiously patterned mu... oh it's a load of tiny dicks." There are no two ways about it – this mug is covered with hundreds of micro pen...

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    $19.95
  • MDI | Tiny Hands-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Tiny Hands-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $8.95

    MDI | Tiny Hands

    MDI

    Are you looking for a hilarious pair of tiny prop hands to prank your friends with! Now is your chance to give an itty bitty salute, a puny handsh...

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    $8.95
  • MDI | Ring Beer Bottle Opener-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Ring Beer Bottle Opener-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $8.95

    MDI | Ring Beer Bottle Opener

    MDI

    Never be caught without a beer bottle opener again! This is a perfect addition to ensure no man is left empty handed. Features: Made from brushed...

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    $8.95
  • $100 Toilet Paper-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $100 Toilet Paper-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $7.95

    $100 Toilet Paper

    MDI

    Impress your guests with this ultimate luxury item Soft toilet paper with the Australian $100 note printed in full colour

    $7.95
  • MDI | Alcohol Shot Gun White-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Alcohol Shot Gun White-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $32.95

    MDI | Alcohol Shot Gun White

    MDI

    The ultimate party weapon - load it up and shoot your way to a great night. Features: Easy to use - just load the cartridge, pull back the cockin...

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    $32.95
  • Squishy Pug-MDI-Homing Instincts
    Squishy Pug-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $6.95

    Squishy Pug

    MDI

    Super squishy stretchy mouldable pigs! Filled with textured sand that holds whatever shape you mould it into Fun stress toy for all ages 65(L) x ...

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    $6.95
  • Invisible ink spy pens with light-IS Gift-Homing Instincts
    Invisible ink spy pens with light-IS Gift-Homing Instincts
    $14.95

    Invisible ink spy pens with light

    IS Gift

    Essential spy tools :  Write secret messages only you and your friends can see! Each pen is filled with invisible ink & comes with a uv light. ...

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    $14.95
  • Fishin' for Floaters Bath Fishing Game-MDI-Homing Instincts
    Fishin' for Floaters Bath Fishing Game-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $19.95

    Fishin' for Floaters Bath Fishing Game

    MDI

    Unmentionables in the bath? It's time to fish them out! This classic toy makes bath time fun for kids young and young at heart.  Features: Fishin'...

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    $19.95
  • Fake News Sound Button-Bubblegum Stuff-Homing Instincts
    $19.95

    Fake News Sound Button

    Bubblegum Stuff

    Breaking news. The Fake News Sound Button will save your voice from having to call ‘Fake news!’ when you hear it again and again. Donald Trump says...

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    $19.95
  • White Moose | Acorn Box-White Moose-Homing Instincts
    White Moose | Acorn Box-White Moose-Homing Instincts
    $29.95

    White Moose | Acorn Box

    White Moose

    Go nuts with interior styling with our secret Acorn box! Beautiful home styling piece featuring detailed finishes and a removable top so you can s...

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    $29.95
  • Stress Banana-MDI-Homing Instincts
    Stress Banana-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $14.95

    Stress Banana

    MDI

    A big old banana for stress relief Squeeze to feel as cool and calm as a banana Fruity and wholesome

    $14.95
  • Smiling Poo Toilet Paper-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $7.95

    Smiling Poo Toilet Paper

    MDI

    DESCRIPTION Toilet paper printed with the Koolface smiling poo 200 sheets, 3 ply SPECIFICATION 100(L) x 100(W) x 100(H) mm

    $7.95
  • White Moose | Shelf Monkey-White Moose-Homing Instincts
    White Moose | Shelf Monkey-White Moose-Homing Instincts
    $59.95

    White Moose | Shelf Monkey

    White Moose

    Decorate your shelf with a cheeky monkey. Features: 20cm x 23cm x 25cm Material: Resin Oh! And guess what!? We plant a tree for every item you p...

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    $59.95
  • MDI | Arse/Face Soap-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Arse/Face Soap-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $16.95

    MDI | Arse/Face Soap

    MDI

    The scented soap that tells you where to stick it. Perfect for housemates that need a subtle warning to avoid any nasty mix-ups. Features: The wh...

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    $16.95
  • Light Bike Balls-Homing Instincts-Homing Instincts
    Light Bike Balls-Homing Instincts-Homing Instincts
    $24.95

    Light Bike Balls

    Homing Instincts

    "IT TAKES GRIT, WIT, AND BALLS TO RIDE SO SHOW 'EM WHAT YOU GOT!" As cyclists who regularly ride in the city, we are vulnerable to distracted and ...

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    $24.95
  • White Moose | Mouse Bookends-White Moose-Homing Instincts
    White Moose | Mouse Bookends-White Moose-Homing Instincts
    $59.95

    White Moose | Mouse Bookends

    White Moose

    Did you know that Mice don't like the cold?!? But our Mouse Bookends are sure to warm your home! Material: Resin Size: 26cm X 9cm X 15cm Item We...

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    $59.95
  • White Moose | Soldier Bookends-Homing Instincts
    White Moose | Soldier Bookends-Homing Instincts
    $59.95

    White Moose | Soldier Bookends

    White Moose

    You will fight till the end for a set of these Soldier bookends! This black set is a sophisticated take on an iconic figure. Material: Resin S...

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    $59.95
  • Blue Q | Coolest Guy on the Conference Call Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Coolest Guy on the Conference Call Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    $22.99

    Blue Q | Coolest Guy on the Conference Call Socks

    Blue Q

    Look at you! Taking notes, making jokes, distracting us from the mundane reality of the workplace. You're so cool! Features: Men's shoe size 7-12...

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    $22.99
  • MDI | Stress Relief Eggplant-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Stress Relief Eggplant-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $14.95

    MDI | Stress Relief Eggplant

    MDI

    A big squeezy, stretchy, bendable eggplant for ultimate stress relief Cheeky 3D version of your favourite emoji! Great novelty gift for those tha...

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    $14.95
  • Whoopee Cushion Sound Machine-IS Gift-Homing Instincts
    Whoopee Cushion Sound Machine-IS Gift-Homing Instincts
    $14.95

    Whoopee Cushion Sound Machine

    IS Gift

    6 fabulous, pre-recorded fart sounds on a handy keychain.   Features:  Ages 5+  Batteries included 

    $14.95
  • Annabel Trends | Mama Bear Apron - Homing Instincts
    $29.95

    Annabel Trends | Mama Bear Apron

    Annabel Trends

    Our screen print design aprons make a great gift for that Mama Bear in your life. Made from durable 100% cotton drill, making them easy to wear and...

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    $29.95
  • MDI | Stress Relief Sausage-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Stress Relief Sausage-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $12.95

    MDI | Stress Relief Sausage

    MDI

    A super squeezy sausage for improved blood circulation, stress relief and muscle tension! Features: 1 Stress Relief Sausage 

    $12.95
  • Chug 'n' Toke Beer Bong-MDI-Homing Instincts
    Chug 'n' Toke Beer Bong-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $24.95

    Chug 'n' Toke Beer Bong

    MDI

    Level up your party with this multi-use beer bong that's also a water pipe! Light it up, chug your beer, then finish it up with a deep toke of smo...

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    $24.95
  • Oshi | Skipping Girl Bookends-Oshi-Homing Instincts
    $139.95

    Oshi | Skipping Girl Bookends

    Oshi

    Cast Iron bookends based on the Skipping Girl Vinegar sign in Victoria Street Abbotsford in Melbourne. She's Victorian Heritage Registered, and on...

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    $139.95
  • Corkcicle | Set of 2 stemless, double-walled glasses-Corkcicle-Homing Instincts
    Corkcicle | Set of 2 stemless, double-walled glasses-Corkcicle-Homing Instincts
    $79.99

    Corkcicle | Set of 2 stemless, double-walled glasses

    Corkcicle

    Raise a glass (or two) to the coolest stemless set ever. Crafted with lightweight yet durable double-walled glass that's hot and cold ready. Not t...

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    $79.99
  • Playforever | Malibu Lucas-Bright Baby Imports-Homing Instincts
    Playforever | Malibu Lucas-Bright Baby Imports-Homing Instincts
    $49.95

    Playforever | Malibu Lucas

    Bright Baby Imports

    On your marks€¦ get set€¦ go! You can almost hear the roar of the engine as Malibu stands poised, ready for the race. Drawing inspiration from the...

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    $49.95
  • MDI | Wind Up Pugs (Set of 2)-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Wind Up Pugs (Set of 2)-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $16.95

    MDI | Wind Up Pugs (Set of 2)

    MDI

    Grab a friend and watch as these cute, cuddly race for victory. Simply wind the key on the side of each pup, place them behind a starting line on a...

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    $16.95
  • MDI | Desktop Duck Shooting-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Desktop Duck Shooting-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $14.95

    MDI | Desktop Duck Shooting

    MDI

    It's always open season on your desk! Practice your shooting skills with the rubber band-loaded pencil gun. Features: Comes with 3 yellow duck t...

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    $14.95
  • MDI | Grow Santa-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Grow Santa-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $6.95

    MDI | Grow Santa

    MDI

    Grow your very open Santa! This is a perfect for stocking stuffers or pre-Christmas opener. Features: Just place in water to make it grow Grows u...

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    $6.95
  • French Bulldog Juggling Balls-MDI-Homing Instincts
    French Bulldog Juggling Balls-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $12.95

    French Bulldog Juggling Balls

    MDI

    Fun twist on a juggling set! Specifications:Approx. Dimensions (Packaging): 8 (H) x 7 (W) x 7 (D) cm / 3.2 (H) x 2.8 (W) x 2.8 (D) inches.

    $12.95
  • Squishy Pig-MDI-Homing Instincts
    Squishy Pig-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $6.95

    Squishy Pig

    MDI

    Super squishy stretchy mouldable pigs! Filled with textured sand that holds whatever shape you mould it into Fun stress toy for all ages 65(L) x ...

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    $6.95