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Homing Instincts is still open in store and online through covid-19.

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  • MDI | Donald Trump Toilet Paper-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Donald Trump Toilet Paper-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $7.95

    MDI | Donald Trump Toilet Paper

    MDI

    Turn your toilet seat into the presidential suite with this comical roll of toilet paper, courtesy of Donald Trump's smooching face. A novelty gif...

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    $7.95
  • Booze Bangle-Homing Instincts-Homing Instincts
    Booze Bangle-Homing Instincts-Homing Instincts
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    $29.95

    Booze Bangle

    Homing Instincts

    🍸🍸🍸   A little bit naughty, but oh so much fun. If you fancy a drink why not take it with you and look fabulous at the same time. Just fill your Bo...

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  • IS Gift | Wind Up Racing Poos-IS Gift-Homing Instincts
    IS Gift | Wind Up Racing Poos-IS Gift-Homing Instincts
    $16.95

    IS Gift | Wind Up Racing Poos

    IS Gift

    More fun than the runs! Wind them up and off they go.Includes two wind up racing poos. Set the poos loose!

    $16.95
  • MDI | Good Morning F**kers Mug-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Good Morning F**kers Mug-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $19.95

    MDI | Good Morning F**kers Mug

    MDI

    Nothing quite like a morning pick me up. Start your day off with this sassy message. Features: Quality black ceramic mug featuring a rising sun a...

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    $19.95
  • Kim K Air Freshener-Pro & Hop-Homing Instincts
    $5.95

    Kim K Air Freshener

    Pro & Hop

    A great way to Keep up with the Kardashians while you're driving.

    $5.95
  • Wireless Shower Speaker-IS Gift-Homing Instincts
    Wireless Shower Speaker-IS Gift-Homing Instincts
    $24.95

    Wireless Shower Speaker

    IS Gift

    Take your favourite tunes into the bathroom with this water resistant, rechargable speaker. Suction cup adheres to any smooth surface.Includes USB ...

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    $24.95
  • Blue Q | Bitch I am Relaxed Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Bitch I am Relaxed Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    $19.95

    Blue Q | Bitch I am Relaxed Socks

    Blue Q

    Remember that one time you told me to "just relax?" Well, it definitely helped me relax. I'm SO relaxed right now. Like, I couldn't possibly be mo...

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    $19.95
  • Sipski | Shower Wine Holder-Sipski-Homing Instincts
    Sipski | Shower Wine Holder-Sipski-Homing Instincts
    $24.95

    Sipski | Shower Wine Holder

    Sipski

    Move over Shower Beer Holder, we’ve just created your ultimate partner in crime! The SIPSKI Shower Wine Glass Holder is an ingenious tool created ...

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    $24.95
  • MDI | Grow a Smiling Poo-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Grow a Smiling Poo-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $6.95

    MDI | Grow a Smiling Poo

    MDI

    Plop this little poop in water and watch him grow. This Smiling Poo Emoji will be the talk of the town on your office desk or beside your bed. Gre...

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    $6.95
  • White Moose | White Mini Pointing Monkey Set-White Moose-Homing Instincts
    White Moose | White Mini Pointing Monkey Set-White Moose-Homing Instincts
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    $69.95

    White Moose | White Mini Pointing Monkey Set

    White Moose

    Who wouldn't want a bunch of cheeky monkeys in your living room? Features: 34cm x 9cm x 15cm Material: Resin Due to the handmade nature, some ...

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    $69.95
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  • IS Gift | The NO! Button-Homing Instincts-Homing Instincts
    IS Gift | The NO! Button-Homing Instincts-Homing Instincts
    $16.95

    IS Gift | The NO! Button

    Homing Instincts

    'NO!', 'Noooooooo', 'NO, NO, NO', 'For the last time, NO!' Features: However you need to say it, just press the button to get your message across...

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    $16.95
  • IS Gift | Smart Phone Karaoke-IS Gift-Homing Instincts
    IS Gift | Smart Phone Karaoke-IS Gift-Homing Instincts
    $14.95

    IS Gift | Smart Phone Karaoke

    IS Gift

    Sing along to your favourite songs, capture it all on camera and then share the recording with your friends.  Features: Mini microphone and earbud...

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    $14.95
  • MDI | Tiny Hands-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Tiny Hands-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    $8.95

    MDI | Tiny Hands

    MDI

    Are you looking for a hilarious pair of tiny prop hands to prank your friends with! Now is your chance to give an itty bitty salute, a puny handsh...

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    $8.95
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  • Curated Group | Flip Flop Socks-Curated Group-Homing Instincts
    Curated Group | Flip Flop Socks-Curated Group-Homing Instincts
    $19.95

    Curated Group | Flip Flop Socks

    Curated Group

    For all the Dads out there who want to wear flip flops in Winter too, now is your chance! Features: One size fits most: fits size 5-11 70% cotto...

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    $19.95
  • White Moose | Black Sleeping Frenchie-White Moose-Homing Instincts
    White Moose | Black Sleeping Frenchie-White Moose-Homing Instincts
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    $69.95

    White Moose | Black Sleeping Frenchie

    White Moose

    The coolest dog you will ever own!! :) As used by Georgia & Ronnie in the 48 hour House Decider Challenge in The Block 2017. Our sleeping Fren...

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    $69.95
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  • White Moose | White Banana Bowl-White Moose-Homing Instincts
    $49.95

    White Moose | White Banana Bowl

    White Moose

    Someone has been monkeying around with our bowl designs. Fruit doesn't have to be boring with our chic banana bowl.  It's eclectic 70's style is a...

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    $49.95
  • IS Gift | Desktop USB Vacuum-IS Gift-Homing Instincts
    IS Gift | Desktop USB Vacuum-IS Gift-Homing Instincts
    $24.95

    IS Gift | Desktop USB Vacuum

    IS Gift

    Perfect for all desks and keyboards. Plug into any USB power source and clean away! Remove front compartment to clean and remove dust. Features: ...

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    $24.95
  • Blue Q | Ain't No Bad Joke Like A Dad Joke Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Ain't No Bad Joke Like A Dad Joke Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    $22.95

    Blue Q | Ain't No Bad Joke Like A Dad Joke Socks

    Blue Q

    You don't have to be a dad to wear these socks, or even a maker of jokes. You could just be a lover of jokes, or a haver of dads. Whatever works, ...

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    $22.95
  • Blue Q | Cats Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Cats Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    $19.95

    Blue Q | Cats Socks

    Blue Q

    Are you a Cat Lover? Are you a Making Fun Of Cat Lovers Lover? Say hello to your newest favorite sock. These outrageous (in a good way!) socks are...

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  • Ridley's | Cat Lovers 1000pc Jigsaw-Wild and Wolf-Homing Instincts
    Ridley's | Cat Lovers 1000pc Jigsaw-Wild and Wolf-Homing Instincts
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    $29.95

    Ridley's | Cat Lovers 1000pc Jigsaw

    Wild and Wolf

    Every cat lover's dream! Connect the pieces to reveal this purrrfect Ridley's Games Cat Lovers 1000 Piece Jigsaw Puzzle in a gloss varnish finish...

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    $29.95
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  • MDI | Grow a Boyfriend-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Grow a Boyfriend-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $6.95

    MDI | Grow a Boyfriend

    MDI

    Meet Mr. Right! He is all you could ever ask for: does what he is told and doesn't talk back! Features: Just add water and the boyfriend will gro...

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    $6.95
  • MDI | Wind Up Pugs (Set of 2)-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Wind Up Pugs (Set of 2)-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $16.95

    MDI | Wind Up Pugs (Set of 2)

    MDI

    Grab a friend and watch as these cute, cuddly race for victory. Simply wind the key on the side of each pup, place them behind a starting line on a...

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    $16.95
  • IS Gift | Who Am I Glasses?-IS Gift-Homing Instincts
    IS Gift | Who Am I Glasses?-IS Gift-Homing Instincts
    $14.95

    IS Gift | Who Am I Glasses?

    IS Gift

    It is the classic guessing game made easy! Fun for the whole family, unless you lose... Features: Includes 6 pairs of reusable glasses and 1 pen

    $14.95
  • Desktop Golf-IS Gift-Homing Instincts
    Desktop Golf-IS Gift-Homing Instincts
    $24.95

    Desktop Golf

    IS Gift

    Elegantly packaged to look like a vintage book, it's the perfect way to hide a sneaky game of golf.    Contains: 2 Balls Putter Flag Putting green ...

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    $24.95