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  • Rosie Made A Thing | Hilariousness Card-Homing Instincts
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    Rosie Made A Thing | Hilariousness Card

    Rosie Made A Thing

    I feel sorry for people who don't get to listen to our conversations and enjoy our hilariousness.

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  • Card - Bro it's Your Birthday by Caroline Gardner-Scarpa Imports-Homing Instincts
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    Card - Bro it's Your Birthday by Caroline Gardner

    Scarpa Imports

    The Word Up collection features key captions in a bold colour palette perfect for any man.  This card has been printed on board using a low chlorin...

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  • Eat. Sleep. Be Awesome. Repeat - Card-Homing Instincts
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    Eat. Sleep. Be Awesome. Repeat - Card

    Scarpa Imports

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  • Rosie Made a Thing | Legend Boy Birthday Card-Rosie Made A Thing-Homing Instincts
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    Rosie Made a Thing | Legend Boy Birthday Card

    Rosie Made A Thing

    Printed in the UK on high quality textured board. Blank inside with a pebble envelope.

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  • Card - Beeyond Grateful!-Vevoke-Homing Instincts
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    Card - Beeyond Grateful!

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    Printed with soy inks on 60% tree free recycled paper 140x108mm Ivory envelope Cellophane wrapped

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  • La La Land | Old Man Ball Sack-La La Land-Homing Instincts
    La La Land | Old Man Ball Sack-La La Land-Homing Instincts
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    La La Land | Old Man Ball Sack

    La La Land

    A very naughty card not for the faint hearted! Gravity works all over... Features: Illustrated rude greeting card by Murilo Manzini.

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  • Card - Love Birds-Vevoke-Homing Instincts
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    Card - Love Birds

    Vevoke

    135x135mm Blank inside Card and envelope manufactured using pulp sourced from sustainable forests Fine speckled envelope Compostable cellophan...

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  • Valentine's Card | Love You More Than Dogs-La La Land-Homing Instincts
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    Card | Love You More Than Dogs

    La La Land

    14 x 14 cm greeting card with illustrations inside and out. Includes a kraft envelope. Made in Australia by La La Land.

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  • Card - Love being Married to You by Think of Me-Scarpa Imports-Homing Instincts
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    Card - Love being Married to You by Think of Me

    Scarpa Imports

    Love being Married to You heart filled card.

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  • Card - You're the best-Vevoke-Homing Instincts
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    Card - You're the best

    Vevoke

    Matching kraft envelope 108x140mm Cello wrapped

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  • Rosie Made A Thing | Tall Children Card-Homing Instincts
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    Rosie Made A Thing | Tall Children Card

    Rosie Made A Thing

    We're not really adults. We're just tall children who drink wine.

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  • "Happy Friggin' Birthday"- Card-Homing Instincts
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    "Happy Friggin' Birthday"- Card

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  • Love Layla | Nice Package Wrap-Love Layla-Homing Instincts
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    Love Layla | Nice Package Wrap

    Love Layla

    1x sheet of Wrapping Paper  Size: A1 - 841mm x 594mm folded flat to 210 x 148mm

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  • Card - F*ck this by Kiss me Kwik-Scarpa Imports-Homing Instincts
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    Card - F*ck this by Kiss me Kwik

    Scarpa Imports

    This card is left blank for your own message and comes with a brightly coloured envelope. This card measures 104 x 150mm. Produced in the UK. FSC c...

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  • Dad You Rock! Card-Vevoke-Homing Instincts
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    Dad You Rock! Card

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    Dad You Rock!- Card by Gemma Correll

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  • Card - Thankyou by Think of Me-Scarpa Imports-Homing Instincts
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    Card - Thankyou by Think of Me

    Scarpa Imports

    Thankyou spotted Card

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  • Valentine's Card | Weird but Adorable-La La Land-Homing Instincts
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    Card | Weird but Adorable

    La La Land

    14 x 14 cm greeting card with illustrations inside and out. Includes a kraft envelope. Made in Australia by La La Land.

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  • Rosie Made a Thing | Runner Card-Homing Instincts
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    Rosie Made a Thing | Runner Card

    Rosie Made A Thing

    There's a runner inside all of us screaming to get out. But we can usually shut her up with a biscuit.

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  • Rosie Made a Thing | Never Grow Up Card-Homing Instincts
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    Rosie Made a Thing | Never Grow Up Card

    Rosie Made A Thing

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  • Forget it b*tches, that cake is mine! - Card-Homing Instincts
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    Forget it b*tches, that cake is mine! - Card

    Bobangles

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  • Thanks b***h - Card-Homing Instincts
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    Thanks b***h - Card

    Scarpa Imports

    "What do you say?" "Thanks bitch."

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  • Love Layla | C*nt Wrap-Love Layla-Homing Instincts
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    Love Layla | C*nt Wrap

    Love Layla

    1x sheet of Wrapping Paper  Size: A1 - 841mm x 594mm folded flat to 210 x 148mm

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  • Daddy Cool (Two Bears) Card-Vevoke-Homing Instincts
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    Daddy Cool (Two Bears) Card

    Vevoke

    Daddy Cool - Card by Hutch Cassidy Ltd

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  • Valentine's Card | Wonderful Elton-La La Land-Homing Instincts
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    Card | Wonderful Elton

    La La Land

    14 x 14 cm greeting card with illustrations inside and out. Includes a kraft envelope. Made in Australia by La La Land.

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  • Valentine's Card | Cheers to Us Forever-La La Land-Homing Instincts
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    Card | Cheers to Us Forever

    La La Land

    14 x 14 cm greeting card with illustrations inside and out. Includes a kraft envelope. Made in Australia by La La Land.

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  • 21 and already a legend - Card-Homing Instincts
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    21 and already a legend - Card

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  • Rosie Made A Thing | Proseccosize Card-Homing Instincts
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    Rosie Made A Thing | Proseccosize Card

    Rosie Made A Thing

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  • Kim Jong-Uno Card-Homing Instincts
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    Kim Jong-Uno Card

    Vevoke

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  • The Frock Card-Homing Instincts
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    The Frock Card

    Vevoke

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  • Card - Do you really need that? by Holy Flaps-Scarpa Imports-Homing Instincts
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    Do you really need that? - Card

    Scarpa Imports

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  • Card - Love you to the moon-Vevoke-Homing Instincts
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    Card - Love you to the moon

    Vevoke

    Printed on FSC card 148x148mm Plastic free packaging is coming. This card may come without a plastic sleeve, in it’s place is an easily removable ...

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  • Bloody hell! You got old - Card-Homing Instincts
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    Bloody hell! You got old - Card

    Bobangles

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  • Card - Pilots by Kiss me Kwik-Scarpa Imports-Homing Instincts
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    Card - Pilots by Kiss me Kwik

    Scarpa Imports

    "I like to keep in shape so I go to the gym and I also do a lot of pilots." "Don't you mean Pilates?" "I know what I mean, honey."   This card is l...

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  • Card - love you to the mountains-Vevoke-Homing Instincts
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    Card - love you to the mountains

    Vevoke

    Printed on heavy card stock in the USA Blank inside 140x108mm Foil highlights Kraft coloured envelope Cellophane wrapped

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  • To A Wheelie Great Dad Card-Vevoke-Homing Instincts
    To A Wheelie Great Dad Card-Vevoke-Homing Instincts
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    To A Wheelie Great Dad Card

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    To A Wheelie Great Dad - Card by Gemma Correll

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  • To a Dinomite Dad Card-Vevoke-Homing Instincts
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    To a Dinomite Dad Card

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    To a Dinomite Dad - Card by Gemma Correll

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  • Everyone thinks you're a kn*b - Card-Homing Instincts
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    Everyone thinks you're a kn*b - Card

    Bobangles

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  • Omg so excited - Card-Homing Instincts
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    Omg so excited - Card

    Bobangles

    "Omg! I'm so excited it's your birthday! Can we have cake and balloons!" "Where's dinner?"

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  • Chicken Problems Card - "Wait a sec, buffalos don't have wings. What the f*** are we eating?!"-Homing Instincts
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    Chicken Problems Card - "Wait a sec, buffalos don't have wings. What the f*** are we eating?!"

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  • Bunker Card - "Is my friend in the bunker or is the bastard on the green?"-Homing Instincts
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    Bunker Card - "Is my friend in the bunker or is the bastard on the green?"

    Roam Card & Gifts

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  • Love Layla | Old W*nker Wrap-Love Layla-Homing Instincts
    Love Layla | Old W*nker Wrap-Love Layla-Homing Instincts
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    Love Layla | Old W*nker Wrap

    Love Layla

    1x sheet of Wrapping Paper  Size: A1 - 841mm x 594mm folded flat to 210 x 148mm

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  • Card - New Baby Girl by Raspberry Blossom-Scarpa Imports-Homing Instincts
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    Card - New Baby Girl by Raspberry Blossom

    Scarpa Imports

    Designs in the 'Whimsical' collection are adorned with heartfelt sentiments, use a contemporary colour palette and finished with a luxe gold and em...

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  • Card - Unwavering support-Vevoke-Homing Instincts
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    Card - Unwavering support

    Vevoke

    Matching kraft envelope 108x140mm Cello wrappe

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  • Cocktail Dice-Candlebark-Homing Instincts
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    Cocktail Dice

    Candlebark

    This Cocktail Dice Set is the perfect party starter and will keep adults in the family entertained for hours. It includes eight wooden dice, a cot...

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  • Rosie Made a Thing | Fabulous Love Valentine's Card-Rosie Made A Thing-Homing Instincts
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    Rosie Made a Thing | Fabulous Love Card

    Rosie Made A Thing

    Printed in the UK on high quality textured board. Blank inside with a pebble envelope.

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  • Forever Young Card-Homing Instincts
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    Forever Young Card

    Curated Group

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  • Rosie Made A Thing | Husband Text Card-Homing Instincts
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    Rosie Made A Thing | Husband Text Card

    Rosie Made A Thing

    Texting your husband before kids: "Love you so much. Can't wait to see you later. xxx" Texting your husband after kids: ETA???!!!

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  • Happy birthday from one huge d*ckhead to another - Card-Homing Instincts
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    Happy birthday from one huge d*ckhead to another - Card

    Bobangles

     

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With every occasion, from births to deaths, good lucks to get well’s, there is one constant: greeting cards. No celebration or commiseration is complete without a card. Pre-filled or blank, a card is an introduction to the tone of the gift or event to come – and don’t you dare open your present before reading it! 

Funny Cards

When choosing a funny greeting card, you should consider the receiver’s sense of humour. Is it silly or sarcastic? Illogical or intellectual? From witty photos to amusing illustrations, browse our range to find your favourite form of funny…

Rude Cards

If the person you are buying a card for loves a bit of cheeky or bawdy, blue humour, look no further than our rude card collection. Everything’s in there, from the slightly indelicate to the downright deliciously indecent. Enjoy!

Mean Cards

Fond of the offensive, slurs and swear words? You’ve come to the right @#$%&! place. If you love throwing bold barbs and insults, you’re welcome! Our array of mean greeting cards cover every @#$%&! word under the sun, from A to Z (or more like, C to F).