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It is on everyone's bucket list to go hug a koala and now you can! Grow your very own friendly, furry friend right in the comfort of your home.  Fe...

Wash away your sins one soap at a time. Features: Soap bar with Jesus design Wash away your sins- literally! Great gag gift for the sinners

Man up and grow some balls by literally growing these balls. Features: Just add these balls to water and they grow up to 6 times their size Grea...

Never be caught without a beer bottle opener again! This is a perfect addition to ensure no man is left empty handed. Features: Made from brushed...

Grow your very open Santa! This is a perfect for stocking stuffers or pre-Christmas opener. Features: Just place in water to make it grow Grows u...

A big old banana for stress relief Squeeze to feel as cool and calm as a banana Fruity and wholesome

Actually, next time, just bring the ones with the elastic waist. Or none at all. Features: Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

I know I said I'd clean up, but this is going TOO FAR. Features: Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.

Remember that one time you told me to "just relax?" Well, it definitely helped me relax. I'm SO relaxed right now. Like, I couldn't possibly be mo...

Who's a hero? YOU'RE A HERO. Congratulations, my dear. Please, have a slice. Features: Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

Watch out, guys! This man's got a pan and he's not afraid to use it. Or, at least, if he is, he's not letting on. Features: Super-insulated. 10...

I'll tell ya, it's certainly not saffron or paprika. Features: Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

I usually do the dishes. I almost always put the seat down. I only forgot our anniversary once! Ok, twice. Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% ...

I'm all for religious tolerance and freedom, but if you don't believe in Pizza Angels then I can't be your friend. Features: Super-absorbent. 1...

Picking a favourite cheese would be like picking a favourite child, so don't even ask. Features: Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

Seriously, how are you really supposed to know if you're peeing because you have to pee or because you think you *might* have to pee? Features: ...

It's important to have a bucket list. Features: Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 71 x 53cm

I've always told my kids to accept themselves, no matter who they are. Joke's on me, I guess. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; 43% ...

Hey, even Grumpy Old Men wear socks! Features:  Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.

Sorry, I didn't mean to yell. I just wanted to make sure you really heard me. Features: Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.

Question: If a man in a forest shouts, "I fucking love it out here!" and no one hears it, does he make a sound? Answer: No, and that's how he like...

You know what they say: more is always more! Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 55% combed cotton; 43% nylon; 2% spandex.

Maybe it's a warning, maybe it's a statement of fact. Whatever it is, it's pink and cute and a damn near perfect match for your kitchen. Features:...

I talk to my dog like it's a wittle baby for some weason. Yes I do! Oh yes I do! Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 60% combed cotton; 20% nylon...

Not all who wander are (unintentionally) lost. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 2% spandex.

A little aloof, a little manipulative, and a whole lotta cuddly. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 2% spandex.

These socks were made for DANCING! (Sorry, that one was too easy to pass up.) Features:  Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% combed cotton; 46% nyl...

My body has melted into my chair, my vision is blurred, I haven't peed in hours and I feel GREAT. Features:  Men's shoe size 7-12. 51% combed c...

It's dinner time when I say it's dinner time! What? Does it look like I have three sets of arms or something?!  Features: Super-insulated. 100% c...

You'd be forgiven for thinking that she's a quiet, docile, meek bookworm. But only the first time. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% combed...

A riotous after-dinner game to play with friends and family. Features: Six trivia categories Three hundred trivia cards

I am very busy at the moment but if you have something particularly important to tell me write it down on a note and pass it to my cat.  Features:...

A super squeezy sausage for improved blood circulation, stress relief and muscle tension! Features: 1 Stress Relief Sausage 

The only good thing about this meeting is that it matches your socks. Specifications: Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spa...

Wrap me up baby! Swaddling has never been so easy with our super soft and stretchy cotton jersey baby wrap. Features rounded corners, wraps secure...

Founded by ‘Glick’ from the hit TV series Bondi Rescue, Destination Towels was created with the intention to remove the heavy and bulky beach towe...