Gifts for Her

I'll tell ya, it's certainly not saffron or paprika. Features: Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

Sorry, I didn't mean to yell. I just wanted to make sure you really heard me. Features: Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.

You'd be forgiven for thinking that she's a quiet, docile, meek bookworm. But only the first time. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% combed...

I've heard bad things about it, too. But the reviews have been generally positive. Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extra-lon...

Yes, that's bitchy in a good way. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% combed cotton, 44% nylon and 3% spandex.

Wanna join me? I promise, the food's gonna taste wayyyy better this way. Features: Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

Dream, believe, achieve, my friend. Dream, believe, achieve.  Features: Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

#YesAllWomenShouldBeRockingTheseSocks Features:  Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% nylon; 48% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Great ladies have said it, now great ladies can wear it. Aspiring great ladies are also welcome. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed c...

I just love her face - determined, focused, a little devilish. She reminds me a little of you, actually. Features: Women's shoe size US 5-10 50% ...

Have you ever seen such a cool cat on a sock before? That's because it was really freaking hard to make this cat look this good on these socks. But...

I am very busy at the moment but if you have something particularly important to tell me write it down on a note and pass it to my cat.  Features:...

These socks were made for DANCING! (Sorry, that one was too easy to pass up.) Features:  Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% combed cotton; 46% nyl...

A little aloof, a little manipulative, and a whole lotta cuddly. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 2% spandex.

I talk to my dog like it's a wittle baby for some weason. Yes I do! Oh yes I do! Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 60% combed cotton; 20% nylon...

Maybe it's a warning, maybe it's a statement of fact. Whatever it is, it's pink and cute and a damn near perfect match for your kitchen. Features:...

It's important to have a bucket list. Features: Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 71 x 53cm

Seriously, how are you really supposed to know if you're peeing because you have to pee or because you think you *might* have to pee? Features: ...

Remember that one time you told me to "just relax?" Well, it definitely helped me relax. I'm SO relaxed right now. Like, I couldn't possibly be mo...

I know I said I'd clean up, but this is going TOO FAR. Features: Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.

I never fart, but I do lie. Only when I really have to. Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% nylon; 40% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

She will take extra sprinkles, though, if you have them. Maybe a cherry, too? Women's shoe size 5-10. 57% nylon; 41% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Knowledge is puppy power. Or is it the other way around? Probably doesn't matter. Women's shoe size 5-10. 51% nylon; 47% combed cotton; 2% spand...

I call 'em like I see 'em, ok?  Features: Super-absorbent. 100% cotton.