Gifts under $30

You can be a partial perfectionist all of the time or you can be a total perfectionist some of the time but you can't ever really make things perf...

Say it loud, say it proud, say it with a tiny bit of superiority because now you're done saying it and everyone else is spending too much time and...

It's all you need, it's all around, and it's available to every-freaking-one of ya. Features: Men's shoe size 5-10. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylo...

It's all you need, it's all around, and it's available to every-freaking-one of ya. Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylo...

Knowledge is puppy power. Or is it the other way around? Probably doesn't matter. Women's shoe size 5-10. 51% nylon; 47% combed cotton; 2% spand...

I'm all for religious tolerance and freedom, but if you don't believe in Pizza Angels then I can't be your friend. Features: Super-absorbent. 1...

Netflix and Netflix and Netflix and Netflix and Netflix and Netflix and Netflix and chill. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% combed cotton;...

Yes, that's bitchy in a good way. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% combed cotton, 44% nylon and 3% spandex.

I call 'em like I see 'em, ok?  Features: Super-absorbent. 100% cotton.

She will take extra sprinkles, though, if you have them. Maybe a cherry, too? Women's shoe size 5-10. 57% nylon; 41% combed cotton; 2% spandex.