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Remember that one time you told me to "just relax?" Well, it definitely helped me relax. I'm SO relaxed right now. Like, I couldn't possibly be mo...

You'd be forgiven for thinking that she's a quiet, docile, meek bookworm. But only the first time. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% combed...

Have you ever seen such a cool cat on a sock before? That's because it was really freaking hard to make this cat look this good on these socks. But...

Great ladies have said it, now great ladies can wear it. Aspiring great ladies are also welcome. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed c...

I am very busy at the moment but if you have something particularly important to tell me write it down on a note and pass it to my cat.  Features:...

A little aloof, a little manipulative, and a whole lotta cuddly. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 2% spandex.

#YesAllWomenShouldBeRockingTheseSocks Features:  Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% nylon; 48% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

What can I say? I'm a hugger. And damn good at it, too! Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% combed cotton, 44% nylon and 3% spandex.

Seriously, how are you really supposed to know if you're peeing because you have to pee or because you think you *might* have to pee? Features: ...

I just love her face - determined, focused, a little devilish. She reminds me a little of you, actually. Features: Women's shoe size US 5-10 50% ...

I talk to my dog like it's a wittle baby for some weason. Yes I do! Oh yes I do! Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 60% combed cotton; 20% nylon...

The cool thing about these socks - other than the fact that they are pretty and comfy and strong as hell - is that you can put the emphasis wher...

What came first, the Cute or the Psycho? The world may never know. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex. ...

Appropriate for a wide range of dress codes. Get it? DRESS codes? Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% combed cotton, 44% nylon and 3% spandex.

I'm so sorry for your loss. Sleep was such a kind, gentle soul and she'll be sorely missed. Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% nylon; 40% combed cotton;...

I've always told my kids to accept themselves, no matter who they are. Joke's on me, I guess. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; 43% ...

There are assholes in New Jersey. There are assholes in Barcelona. There are assholes in Boise. There are assholes in Tibet.   Features: Women's s...

I never fart, but I do lie. Only when I really have to. Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% nylon; 40% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

These socks were made for DANCING! (Sorry, that one was too easy to pass up.) Features:  Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% combed cotton; 46% nyl...

Not all who wander are (unintentionally) lost. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 2% spandex.

Yes, that's bitchy in a good way. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% combed cotton, 44% nylon and 3% spandex.

The cool thing about mindful people is that they can still use the word "fuck." It's just that when they do, they do so from a more mindful perspec...

That said, I'm not going to tell you WHAT I've seen. You'll have to use your imagination for that. Features:  Women's shoe size 5-10. 51% combed c...

Should you buy the shoes? Do you get the extra scoop? Do you take over the world? YES, GIRL, YES. Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 35% combed c...

Sometimes "far" is the other side of the world... and sometimes it's just to the inner caverns of your mind. Pretty deep for a sock, huh? Women's...

Women's shoe size 5-10. - 55% nylon - 43% combed cotton - 2% spandex.

Women's shoe size 5-10. - 55% nylon - 43% combed cotton - 2% spandex.

I was just on a walk the other day when it occurred to me. And honestly, I was so blown away by my own incredible tenacity that I had to sit down f...

You sure did! And they're standing right here! Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; 43% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

What came first, the Cute or the Psycho? The world may never know. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex. ...

You're fucking welcome, and you're fucking welcome, everybody's fucking welcome, OK?!  Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% combed cotton, 44% ...

She will take extra sprinkles, though, if you have them. Maybe a cherry, too? Women's shoe size 5-10. 57% nylon; 41% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

The wind in my hair, the sun on my back, and shorts that make my butt look amazing. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 54% combed cotton; 43% ny...

I hate to be the one to break it to you... NOT! Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 69% combed cotton; 30% nylon; 1% spandex.

Women's shoe size 5-10. - 55% nylon - 43% combed cotton - 2% spandex.

Women's shoe size 5-10. - 55% nylon - 43% combed cotton - 2% spandex.

Women's shoe size 5-10. - 55% nylon - 43% combed cotton - 2% spandex.

Women's shoe size 5-10. - 55% nylon - 43% combed cotton - 2% spandex.

Women's shoe size 5-10. - 55% nylon - 43% combed cotton - 2% spandex.

Women's shoe size 5-10. - 55% nylon - 43% combed cotton - 2% spandex.

Women's shoe size 5-10. - 55% nylon - 43% combed cotton - 2% spandex.

Women's shoe size 5-10. - 55% nylon - 43% combed cotton - 2% spandex.

Most of the time, I've got all the patience in the world. Other times, I've got abso-fucking-lutely none of it. Not a speck. Women's shoe size 5-...

Stay super snuggly and warm with our fluffy Ocelot Slipper socks from Annabel Trends. With sherpa lining and grippers on the sole, they are the p...

Say it loud, say it proud, say it with a tiny bit of superiority because now you're done saying it and everyone else is spending too much time and...

No time to chat! So sorry! Omigosh I know, aren't these socks great? Gotta run! Byeeeee! Women's shoe size 5-10. 65% combed cotton; 33% nylon; 2% s...

I've considered your offer and, without regret, I must decline. Women's shoe size 5-10. 63% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 2% spandex.