Socks

My body has melted into my chair, my vision is blurred, I haven't peed in hours and I feel GREAT. Features:  Men's shoe size 7-12. 51% combed c...

What's really cool about me is that I'm even cool in the ways in which im a little un-cool, which is pretty cool, you know? Features: Men's shoe ...

Heyyyyyy, Cool Dad! Cool Dad making Cool Dad jokes, giving Cool Dad high fives, living his best Cool Dad life. Gosh, I love you, Cool Dad. Featur...

These socks are a hole-in-one! Ok, that was too easy. Look, I know very little about golf, but I know that there's a lot of beer involved. And when...

Everyone's Mr. Perfect looks a little different. But EVERYONE'S Mr. Perfect can balance a glass of wine on his foot. Features: Men's shoe size 7-...

For everyone who struggles with being an adult, just remember: don't train too hard - no one likes TOO much adult. Features: Men's shoe size 7-...

The only good thing about this meeting is that it matches your socks. Specifications: Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spa...

"I'd love to spend tonight catching up on The Real Housewives. Atlanta or Dallas?" "This chia seed pudding is delicious! How did you make it so......

I usually do the dishes. I almost always put the seat down. I only forgot our anniversary once! Ok, twice. Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% ...

Hey, even Grumpy Old Men wear socks! Features:  Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.

Socks: they're just like us. They laugh, they cry and sometimes they sit on a stairway to nowhere, moping about how no one loves them. Don't just s...

Tell us how you really feel with your socks! Features: U.S. men's sock size 10-13 50% combed cotton, 48% nylon, 2% lycra

There are assholes in New Jersey. There are assholes in Barcelona. There are assholes in Boise. There are assholes in Tibet.   Features: Women's s...

You know what they say: more is always more! Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 55% combed cotton; 43% nylon; 2% spandex.

Sometimes you just gotta drop the F-bomb a couple of times so that they know that you're serious. Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed co...

I know you're thinking: Why would a classy, well-dressed lumberjack such as yourself use that ugly, undignified word? Because sometimes you just n...

Question: If a man in a forest shouts, "I fucking love it out here!" and no one hears it, does he make a sound? Answer: No, and that's how he like...

If it's on the charts, I'm not interested. Unless it's Beyonce. That woman is ON FIRE. Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 66% combed cotton; 32% n...

The quintessential triumvirate: bold colours, geometric shapes, and altruism. Features:  Men's shoe size 7-12. 58% combed cotton; 39% nylon; 3%...

One shouldn't be all willy-nilly when discussing the serious implications of sock adicktion. Features: U.S. men's sock size 10-13 50% combed cott...

Remember how, when you were a kid, the Classic Rock station played the songs of your parent's youth and now it plays the songs of YOUR youth? Me ei...

Oaky, smoky, artichokey... just hand me a glass, already? Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.

MOVE OUTTA THE WAY! Fun Person coming through!  Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 48% nylon; 2% spandex.

You can be a partial perfectionist all of the time or you can be a total perfectionist some of the time but you can't ever really make things perf...

Dragons and wizards and shit! Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 48% nylon; 2% spandex.

Kama Socktra Features: U.S. men's sock size 10-13 50% combed cotton, 48% nylon, 2% lycra

It's all you need, it's all around, and it's available to every-freaking-one of ya. Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylo...

My dog thinks I'm pretty much the greatest and he's an excellent judge of character. So, yeah. Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotto...

When I first met my now-husband, my father asked me again and again: "Is he handy?" Again and again, I replied with a enthusiastic "YEP!" That was ...

Yeah, they're comfy and colourful. But the best part of these socks is that no matter what, they serve as a reminder that when things get tough, y...

Every time I see these socks, I LOL. Every time he sees these socks, he'll LOL. And every time he goes to a pal's house and takes off his shoes, t...