Novelty Socks

Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.

Most of the time, I've got all the patience in the world. Other times, I've got abso-fucking-lutely none of it. Not a speck. Women's shoe size 5-...

You can be a partial perfectionist all of the time or you can be a total perfectionist some of the time but you can't ever really make things perf...

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It's all you need, it's all around, and it's available to every-freaking-one of ya. Features: Men's shoe size 5-10. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylo...

It's all you need, it's all around, and it's available to every-freaking-one of ya. Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylo...

Knowledge is puppy power. Or is it the other way around? Probably doesn't matter. Women's shoe size 5-10. 51% nylon; 47% combed cotton; 2% spand...

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Not all who wander are (unintentionally) lost. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 2% spandex.

Yes, that's bitchy in a good way. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% combed cotton, 44% nylon and 3% spandex.

You think old guys can't stand up for themselves? Well, you're WRONG. Men's shoe size 7-12. 49% combed cotton, 49% nylon and 2% spandex.

She will take extra sprinkles, though, if you have them. Maybe a cherry, too? Women's shoe size 5-10. 57% nylon; 41% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.