Novelty Socks

It feels good to just say it out loud, doesn't it? Men's shoe size 7-12. 56% combed cotton; 41% nylon; 3% spandex.

I never fart, but I do lie. Only when I really have to. Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% nylon; 40% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

You know what they say: more is always more! Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 55% combed cotton; 43% nylon; 2% spandex.

Everything's better with just a pinch of altitude sickness. Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spandex.

These socks were made for DANCING! (Sorry, that one was too easy to pass up.) Features:  Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% combed cotton; 46% nyl...

Question: If a man in a forest shouts, "I fucking love it out here!" and no one hears it, does he make a sound? Answer: No, and that's how he like...

Women's shoe size 5-10. - 55% nylon - 43% combed cotton - 2% spandex.

That said, I'm not going to tell you WHAT I've seen. You'll have to use your imagination for that. Features:  Women's shoe size 5-10. 51% combed c...

Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.

Women's shoe size 5-10. - 55% nylon - 43% combed cotton - 2% spandex.

Women's shoe size 5-10. - 55% nylon - 43% combed cotton - 2% spandex.

Women's shoe size 5-10. - 55% nylon - 43% combed cotton - 2% spandex.

Namaste Nips Features: U.S. women's sock size 9-11 50% combed cotton, 48% nylon, 2% lycra

You sure did! And they're standing right here! Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

You're fucking welcome, and you're fucking welcome, everybody's fucking welcome, OK?!  Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% combed cotton, 44% ...

Slip into  these cosy room socks and wrap your feet in soft, textured chenille - it's like a warm hug. Grippers on the sole keep you steady on tile...

These Spotty Bed Socks are a delightful addition to your nighttime comfort routine. With their playful polka dot pattern and cosy sherpa lined fabr...

Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.

Most of the time, I've got all the patience in the world. Other times, I've got abso-fucking-lutely none of it. Not a speck. Women's shoe size 5-...

You can be a partial perfectionist all of the time or you can be a total perfectionist some of the time but you can't ever really make things perf...

Say it loud, say it proud, say it with a tiny bit of superiority because now you're done saying it and everyone else is spending too much time and...

It's all you need, it's all around, and it's available to every-freaking-one of ya. Features: Men's shoe size 5-10. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylo...

It's all you need, it's all around, and it's available to every-freaking-one of ya. Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylo...

Knowledge is puppy power. Or is it the other way around? Probably doesn't matter. Women's shoe size 5-10. 51% nylon; 47% combed cotton; 2% spand...