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Blue Q

  • Blue Q | Toothbrush - Can't Wait Til My Mouth Tastes Like Coffee Again-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Toothbrush - Can't Wait Til My Mouth Tastes Like Coffee Again

    Blue Q

    CAN'T WAIT TIL MY MOUTH TASTES LIKE COFFEE AGAIN.   Name one thing that's worse and also better than coffee breath. You can't.   Features: Soft br...

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  • Blue Q | Toothbrush - Getting Out of Bed Isn't For Everyone-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Toothbrush - Getting Out of Bed Isn't For Everyone

    Blue Q

    GETTING OUT OF BED ISN'T FOR EVERYONE.   There are two kinds of people in this world, and I'm the kind that stays in bed.   Features: Soft bristle...

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  • Blue Q | Toothbrush - Showers Can Go F**k Themselves. I Like a Bath-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Toothbrush - Showers Can Go F**k Themselves. I Like a Bath

    Blue Q

    SHOWERS CAN GO F**K THEMSELVES. I LIKE A BATH.   Enough with these freakin' showers, ok? What's so great about time and water efficiency? I'll wait...

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  • Blue Q | Toothbrush - I Sad. I Pet Dog. I Happy.-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Toothbrush - I Sad. I Pet Dog. I Happy.

    Blue Q

    I SAD. I PET DOG. I HAPPY.   A toothbrush so bright and cheerful, even non-dog lovers will love it. I know that's not really the point... I'm just ...

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  • Blue Q | Toothbrush Cranky Pants-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Toothbrush Cranky Pants

    Blue Q

    HEY, CRANKYPANTS, I LOVE YOU.   Some people just aren't morning people. Or evening people. Or lunch time people. Or mid-morning people. That doesn'...

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Anyone with a sense of humour deserves an item or two from Blue Q. They’ve been designing & manufacturing amusing accessories since 1988 – aka for over 30 years! Their products are distinctive for their silly & sarcastic quotes, bright colours & retro inspired illustrations, and with a motto like “we just want you to be happy”, it’s no wonder they’re a beloved brand in gift stores all around the country…

Socks For Guys & Gals

There’s no doubt that Blue Q’s graphic & novelty socks for men & women are the company’s most well known and successful items. Made from combed cotton, nylon & spandex, they’re super comfortable and fit all foot sizes. However, it’s what’s written on them that makes them best sellers. Quotes range from ballsy backchat like “F**k Off I’m Gaming”, “Bitch I Am Relaxed”, “I’m Not Bossy I Am The Boss” and “Shhh… I’m Overthinking” to self-proclaimed mantles like “Cool Dad”, “Crazy Cat Dude”, “Grumpy Old Man”, “Cut As A Bitchy Button”, “Mindful As F**k”, “Cute But Psycho”, “Tough As Shit” & much more.

Oven Mitts & Aprons

If you want to make a sassy statement in the kitchen, Blue Q oven mitts & aprons are just what you need. The mitts are made of 100% cotton and are well insulated, whilst the aprons are a soft yet sturdy heavy cotton twill and come with an adjustable neck strap, pockets and long waist ties. Both are as practical as they are personality packed. Popular cooking related captions include “Bitch I Am The Secret Ingredient”, “Man With A Pan”, “Feed You F**kers”, “Pizza’s Here”, “Undo Your Pants”, “Food Ya Burnt”, “I’ve Heard Good Things About Wine”, “I’ll Bake Love To You”, “Beer Me” & “Mr Spice Guy”.

Tea Towels & Toothbrushes

Super-absorbent and made from cotton, a Blue Q tea towel is another great addition to the homewares and kitchen cooking accessories collection. Due to its portrait length size, a few of them feature longer funny phrases, from odes to pizzas and other people’s cooking, to a love of coffee and whose turn it is to clean. Speaking of cleaning, polishing your pearly whites comes next, and would you believe it, Blue Q has entered that market too. BPA free and complete with soft bristles and a wide handle, these toothbrushes are a brightly coloured way to turn a routine into riot!