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Blue Q

  • Blue Q | Man With A Pan Apron-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Man With A Pan Apron-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Man With A Pan Apron

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    Coming soon: Man With A Pot and Man With A Dutch Oven! Features:  Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extra-long waist ties, h...

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  • Blue Q | I'll Bake Love To You Apron-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | I'll Bake Love To You Apron-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | I'll Bake Love To You Apron

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    I'll bake love to you, like you want me to, and I'll fold in your egg whites, baby all through the night... Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heav...

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  • Blue Q | Beer Me Apron-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Beer Me Apron-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Beer Me Apron

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    The term "beer me" can also be used to request non-beer items. For instance: "beer me those tongs" or "beer me the car keys." The possibilities are...

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  • Blue Q | Grumpy Old Man Apron-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Grumpy Old Man Apron-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Grumpy Old Man Apron

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    Back in my day we didn't even have aprons, we just wiped our dirty hands on our shirts. Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extr...

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  • Blue Q | I've Heard Good Things About Wine Apron-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | I've Heard Good Things About Wine Apron-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | I've Heard Good Things About Wine Apron

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    I've heard bad things about it, too. But the reviews have been generally positive. Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extra-lon...

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  • Blue Q | I'll Feed All You F***ers Apron-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | I'll Feed All You F***ers Apron-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | I'll Feed All You F***ers Apron

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    Watch out! I've got a spatula and I'm not afraid to use it! Features:  Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extra-long waist ti...

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Anyone with a sense of humour deserves an item or two from Blue Q. They’ve been designing & manufacturing amusing accessories since 1988 – aka for over 30 years! Their products are distinctive for their silly & sarcastic quotes, bright colours & retro inspired illustrations, and with a motto like “we just want you to be happy”, it’s no wonder they’re a beloved brand in gift stores all around the country…

Socks For Guys & Gals

There’s no doubt that Blue Q’s graphic & novelty socks for men & women are the company’s most well known and successful items. Made from combed cotton, nylon & spandex, they’re super comfortable and fit all foot sizes. However, it’s what’s written on them that makes them best sellers. Quotes range from ballsy backchat like “F**k Off I’m Gaming”, “Bitch I Am Relaxed”, “I’m Not Bossy I Am The Boss” and “Shhh… I’m Overthinking” to self-proclaimed mantles like “Cool Dad”, “Crazy Cat Dude”, “Grumpy Old Man”, “Cut As A Bitchy Button”, “Mindful As F**k”, “Cute But Psycho”, “Tough As Shit” & much more.

Oven Mitts & Aprons

If you want to make a sassy statement in the kitchen, Blue Q oven mitts & aprons are just what you need. The mitts are made of 100% cotton and are well insulated, whilst the aprons are a soft yet sturdy heavy cotton twill and come with an adjustable neck strap, pockets and long waist ties. Both are as practical as they are personality packed. Popular cooking related captions include “Bitch I Am The Secret Ingredient”, “Man With A Pan”, “Feed You F**kers”, “Pizza’s Here”, “Undo Your Pants”, “Food Ya Burnt”, “I’ve Heard Good Things About Wine”, “I’ll Bake Love To You”, “Beer Me” & “Mr Spice Guy”.

Tea Towels & Toothbrushes

Super-absorbent and made from cotton, a Blue Q tea towel is another great addition to the homewares and kitchen cooking accessories collection. Due to its portrait length size, a few of them feature longer funny phrases, from odes to pizzas and other people’s cooking, to a love of coffee and whose turn it is to clean. Speaking of cleaning, polishing your pearly whites comes next, and would you believe it, Blue Q has entered that market too. BPA free and complete with soft bristles and a wide handle, these toothbrushes are a brightly coloured way to turn a routine into riot!