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  • Blue Q | I F**king Love it Out Here Men's Socks
    Blue Q | I F**king Love it Out Here Men's Socks
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    Blue Q | I F**king Love it Out Here Men's Socks

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    Question: If a man in a forest shouts, "I fucking love it out here!" and no one hears it, does he make a sound? Answer: No, and that's how he like...

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  • Blue Q | I F**king Love it Out Here Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | I F**king Love it Out Here Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | I F**king Love it Out Here Socks

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    Not all who wander are (unintentionally) lost. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 2% spandex.

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  • Blue Q | I'll Bake Love To You Oven Mitt-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | I'll Bake Love To You Oven Mitt-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | I'll Bake Love To You Oven Mitt

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    But not before a little sweet talk. I have standards, you know. Features: Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

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  • Blue Q | Yeah I'm Old Men's Socks
    Blue Q | Yeah I'm Old Men's Socks
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    Blue Q | Yeah I'm Old Men's Socks

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    You think old guys can't stand up for themselves? Well, you're WRONG. Men's shoe size 7-12. 49% combed cotton, 49% nylon and 2% spandex.

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  • Blue Q | Kitchen Shithole Tea Towel-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Kitchen Shithole Tea Towel-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Kitchen Shithole Tea Towel

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    I know I said I'd clean up, but this is going TOO FAR. Features: Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.

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  • Blue Q | Here Comes Cool Mum Socks (Women)-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Here Comes Cool Mum Socks (Women)

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    Women's shoe size 5-10. - 55% nylon - 43% combed cotton - 2% spandex.

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  • Blue Q | Big Ol' Word Nerd Socks (Women)-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Big Ol' Word Nerd Socks (Women)

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    Women's shoe size 5-10. - 55% nylon - 43% combed cotton - 2% spandex.

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  • Blue Q |Aunts Are The Shit Socks (Women)-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q |Aunts Are The Shit Socks (Women)-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q |Aunts Are The Shit Socks (Women)

    Blue Q

    Women's shoe size 5-10. - 55% nylon - 43% combed cotton - 2% spandex.

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  • Blue Q | Mr Spice Guy Oven Mitt-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Mr Spice Guy Oven Mitt-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Mr Spice Guy Oven Mitt

    Blue Q

    If you’re a guy who knows that spice is what makes the world go ‘round, make sure to pick up this colourful oven mitt! It features a toque-wearin...

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  • Blue Q | You're Fucking Welcome Socks-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | You're Fucking Welcome Socks-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | You're Fucking Welcome Socks

    Blue Q

    You're fucking welcome, and you're fucking welcome, everybody's fucking welcome, OK?!  Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% combed cotton, 44% ...

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  • Blue Q | Creative Little F***er Men's Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Creative Little F***er Men's Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Creative Little F***er Men's Socks

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    Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.

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  • Blue Q | Real Solid Dude Men's Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Real Solid Dude Men's Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Real Solid Dude Men's Socks

    Blue Q

    Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.

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  • Blue Q | I'm a Golf Guy Men's Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | I'm a Golf Guy Men's Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | I'm a Golf Guy Men's Socks

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    Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.

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  • Blue Q | Shh, I'm Overthinking Socks (Women)-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Shh, I'm Overthinking Socks (Women)-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Shh, I'm Overthinking Socks (Women)

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    Women's shoe size 5-10. - 55% nylon - 43% combed cotton - 2% spandex.

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  • Blue Q | Don't Make Mummy Be a Bitch Socks (Women)-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Don't Make Mummy Be a Bitch Socks (Women)

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    Most of the time, I've got all the patience in the world. Other times, I've got abso-fucking-lutely none of it. Not a speck. Women's shoe size 5-...

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  • Blue Q | Love Who You Love Women's Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Love Who You Love Women's Socks

    Blue Q

    It's all you need, it's all around, and it's available to every-freaking-one of ya. Features: Men's shoe size 5-10. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylo...

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  • Blue Q | Love Who You Love Men's Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Love Who You Love Men's Socks

    Blue Q

    It's all you need, it's all around, and it's available to every-freaking-one of ya. Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylo...

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  • Blue Q | Puppy Power Socks-Homing Instincts-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Puppy Power Socks

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    Knowledge is puppy power. Or is it the other way around? Probably doesn't matter. Women's shoe size 5-10. 51% nylon; 47% combed cotton; 2% spand...

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  • Blue Q | F**king Pizza Tea Towel
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    Blue Q | F**king Pizza Tea Towel

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    I'm all for religious tolerance and freedom, but if you don't believe in Pizza Angels then I can't be your friend. Features: Super-absorbent. 1...

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  • Blue Q | One More Episode Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | One More Episode Socks

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    Netflix and Netflix and Netflix and Netflix and Netflix and Netflix and Netflix and chill. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% combed cotton;...

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  • Blue Q | Cute As A Bitchy Button Socks-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Cute As A Bitchy Button Socks-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Cute As A Bitchy Button Socks

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    Yes, that's bitchy in a good way. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% combed cotton, 44% nylon and 3% spandex.

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  • Blue Q | Takes No Shit Socks-Homing Instincts-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Takes No Shit Socks

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    She will take extra sprinkles, though, if you have them. Maybe a cherry, too? Women's shoe size 5-10. 57% nylon; 41% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

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  • Blue Q | I'm Beautiful and I Eat a Lot Oven Mitt-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | I'm Beautiful and I Eat a Lot Oven Mitt-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | I'm Beautiful and I Eat a Lot Oven Mitt

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    While we're listing accomplishments I'm really good at binge watching my shows, too. Super Insulated 100% cotton Measures: 31.5cm x 18cm

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Christmas Gift Ideas for the Naughty and Nice!

‘Tis the season to be jolly, deck the halls with boughs of holly and fill up the shopping trolley with Christmas gifts. Having good Christmas gift ideas can be a challenge, but here at Ho Ho Homing Instincts, we’ve got that festive feeling in spades. So, whether your family & friends have been naughty or nice this year, there’s something for everyone - and Yule be sorry if you miss out… 

Christmas gifts for everyone on your list!

Looking for Christmas gift ideas for mum and dad? La La Land’s Australiana themed festive flora & fauna tree toppers and bauble decorations will certainly spruce up their tree, and Jones & Co’s popstar pot plant collection would be a great Christmas gift idea for other family members or friends. Need a Christmas gift for the girlfriend? You can’t go past Louvelle’s microfibre shower caps & hair wraps, or Kollab’s wildlife patterned beach bags. Something for the boyfriend? Executive Concepts have released a range of sleek and stylish body and camera bags, or get him a retro Oshi Football Club Bottle Opener. For the little ones in your life, explore Halcyon Nights’ new Among the Gumtrees series. And if you're a part of the family or workplace Secret Santa this year and struggling for novelty Kris Kringle gift ideas, be sure to browse our presents under $20 range for loads of options for The Boss, The Workmate, The Bestie & more!

It’s the most wine-derful time of the year…

Christmas and the holidays mean picnics, pools & beach parties, and Sunnylife have got you well and truly sorted. Their fun and fabulous new products include luxe bar sets, champagne flutes and stemless wine tumblers, as well as waterproof speakers, cameras and inflatable lilos – perfect Christmas gift ideas for the youths in your lot. If a humble cuppa is more your family’s style, treat them to a gorgeous glass teapot, cup & saucer set from Cristina Re, or something from the uber functional Grand Designs kitchenware collection. And don’t forget – we do Free Shipping on all orders over $75!

But wait - there’s myrrh!

Late-night Christmas trading is coming! If you’re keen on an in-person browse & buy, our Hawthorn and Malvern gift shops will be open at 8am - 9pm Monday to Friday from December 1st, and right up until 6pm on Christmas Eve for all you last-minute shoppers. And if gift wrapping isn’t your thing, our fast & friendly team will happily gift wrap your goodies for you for free!