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  • Blue Q | Bitch I am the Secret Ingredient Tea Towel-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Bitch I am the Secret Ingredient Tea Towel-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Bitch I am the Secret Ingredient Tea Towel

    Blue Q

    Sorry, I didn't mean to yell. I just wanted to make sure you really heard me. Features: Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.

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  • Blue Q | F**king Pizza Dish Towel-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | F**king Pizza Dish Towel-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | F**king Pizza Tea Towel

    Blue Q

    I'm all for religious tolerance and freedom, but if you don't believe in Pizza Angels then I can't be your friend. Features: Super-absorbent. 1...

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  • Blue Q | People I Want to Meet Dogs Tea Towel-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | People I Want to Meet Dogs Tea Towel-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | People I Want to Meet Dogs Tea Towel

    Blue Q

    It's important to have a bucket list. Features: Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 71 x 53cm

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  • Blue Q | Kitchen Shithole Tea Towel-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Kitchen Shithole Tea Towel-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Kitchen Shithole Tea Towel

    Blue Q

    I know I said I'd clean up, but this is going TOO FAR. Features: Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.

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  • IsAlbi | Melbourne Tea Towel-IsAlbi-Homing Instincts
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    IsAlbi | Melbourne Tea Towel

    IsAlbi

    Dry your dishes in style! This absorbant towel is also great displayed hung over your oven door handle. Unique and colourful Melbourne city design ...

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  • Blue Q | Cute Little F**kers Tea Towel-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Cute Little F**kers Tea Towel-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Cute Little F**kers Tea Towel

    Blue Q

    This towel is like the centre of a Venn diagram, in which the big circles are Norman Rockwell and Kinda Fucked Up. Features:  Super-absorbent. ...

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  • La La Land | Bob & Barb Tea Towel-La La Land-Homing Instincts
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    La La Land | Bob & Barb Tea Towel

    La La Land

    Some of La La Land's best selling Australian inspired designs have been magically transformed into tea towels. These tea towels will add a splash ...

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Christmas Gift Ideas for the Naughty and Nice!

‘Tis the season to be jolly, deck the halls with boughs of holly and fill up the shopping trolley with Christmas gifts. Having good Christmas gift ideas can be a challenge, but here at Ho Ho Homing Instincts, we’ve got that festive feeling in spades. So, whether your family & friends have been naughty or nice this year, there’s something for everyone - and Yule be sorry if you miss out… 

Christmas gifts for everyone on your list!

Looking for Christmas gift ideas for mum and dad? La La Land’s Australiana themed festive flora & fauna tree toppers and bauble decorations will certainly spruce up their tree, and Jones & Co’s popstar pot plant collection would be a great Christmas gift idea for other family members or friends. Need a Christmas gift for the girlfriend? You can’t go past Louvelle’s microfibre shower caps & hair wraps, or Kollab’s wildlife patterned beach bags. Something for the boyfriend? Executive Concepts have released a range of sleek and stylish body and camera bags, or get him a retro Oshi Football Club Bottle Opener. For the little ones in your life, explore Halcyon Nights’ new Among the Gumtrees series. And if you're a part of the family or workplace Secret Santa this year and struggling for novelty Kris Kringle gift ideas, be sure to browse our presents under $20 range for loads of options for The Boss, The Workmate, The Bestie & more!

It’s the most wine-derful time of the year…

Christmas and the holidays mean picnics, pools & beach parties, and Sunnylife have got you well and truly sorted. Their fun and fabulous new products include luxe bar sets, champagne flutes and stemless wine tumblers, as well as waterproof speakers, cameras and inflatable lilos – perfect Christmas gift ideas for the youths in your lot. If a humble cuppa is more your family’s style, treat them to a gorgeous glass teapot, cup & saucer set from Cristina Re, or something from the uber functional Grand Designs kitchenware collection. And don’t forget – we do Free Shipping on all orders over $75!

But wait - there’s myrrh!

Late-night Christmas trading is coming! If you’re keen on an in-person browse & buy, our Hawthorn and Malvern gift shops will be open at 8am - 9pm Monday to Friday from December 1st, and right up until 6pm on Christmas Eve for all you last-minute shoppers. And if gift wrapping isn’t your thing, our fast & friendly team will happily gift wrap your goodies for you for free!