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  • Blue Q | Bitch, I am the Secret Ingredient Oven Mitt-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Bitch, I am the Secret Ingredient Oven Mitt-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Bitch, I am the Secret Ingredient Oven Mitt

    Blue Q

    I'll tell ya, it's certainly not saffron or paprika. Features: Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

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  • Blue Q | Bitch I am the Secret Ingredient Tea Towel-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Bitch I am the Secret Ingredient Tea Towel-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Bitch I am the Secret Ingredient Tea Towel

    Blue Q

    Sorry, I didn't mean to yell. I just wanted to make sure you really heard me. Features: Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.

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  • Blue Q | Man with a Pan Oven Mitt-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Man with a Pan Oven Mitt-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Man with a Pan Oven Mitt

    Blue Q

    Watch out, guys! This man's got a pan and he's not afraid to use it. Or, at least, if he is, he's not letting on. Features: Super-insulated. 10...

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  • Blue Q | Feed you F**kers Oven Mitt-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Feed you F**kers Oven Mitt-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Feed you F**kers Oven Mitt

    Blue Q

    It's dinner time when I say it's dinner time! What? Does it look like I have three sets of arms or something?!  Features: Super-insulated. 100% c...

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  • Blue Q | F**king Pizza Dish Towel-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | F**king Pizza Dish Towel-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | F**king Pizza Tea Towel

    Blue Q

    I'm all for religious tolerance and freedom, but if you don't believe in Pizza Angels then I can't be your friend. Features: Super-absorbent. 1...

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  • Blue Q | 5pm Love 7pm F*ck This Oven Mitt-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | 5pm Love 7pm F*ck This Oven Mitt-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | 5pm Love 7pm F*ck This Oven Mitt

    Blue Q

    We get it. You're on your way home from work feeling all inspired after finding that perfect recipe, but then you get to cooking and your life tu...

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  • Blue Q | Oops, I'm Drunk Oven Mitt-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Oops, I'm Drunk Oven Mitt-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Oops, I'm Drunk Oven Mitt

    Blue Q

    Wanna join me? I promise, the food's gonna taste wayyyy better this way. Features: Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

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  • Blue Q | People I Want to Meet Dogs Tea Towel-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | People I Want to Meet Dogs Tea Towel-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | People I Want to Meet Dogs Tea Towel

    Blue Q

    It's important to have a bucket list. Features: Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 71 x 53cm

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  • Blue Q | I've Got A Knife Oven Mitt-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | I've Got A Knife Oven Mitt-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | I've Got A Knife Oven Mitt

    Blue Q

    Maybe it's a warning, maybe it's a statement of fact. Whatever it is, it's pink and cute and a damn near perfect match for your kitchen. Features:...

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  • Blue Q | My Favourite Salad is Wine Oven Mitt-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | My Favourite Salad is Wine Oven Mitt-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | My Favourite Salad is Wine Oven Mitt

    Blue Q

    We get it. You're on your way home from work feeling all inspired after finding that perfect recipe, but then you get to cooking and your life tu...

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  • Blue Q | I'm Not Bossy, I'm the Boss Oven Mitt-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | I'm Not Bossy, I'm the Boss Oven Mitt-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | I'm Not Bossy, I'm the Boss Oven Mitt

    Blue Q

    What I love about the way you Boss is that you Boss without overplaying the fact that you're a Boss. Only a true Boss could Boss like you Boss. F...

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  • Blue Q | Food, Ya Burnt Oven Mitt-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Food, Ya Burnt Oven Mitt-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Food, Ya Burnt Oven Mitt

    Blue Q

    No, really... Are you going to check that? Because I think I smell smoke... and that flame is pretty high. Features: Super-insulated. 100%...

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  • Blue Q | I'm Going To Fuck This Food Up (In A Good Way) Oven Mitt-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | I'm Going To Fuck This Food Up (In A Good Way) Oven Mitt-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | I'm Going To Fuck This Food Up (In A Good Way) Oven Mitt

    Blue Q

    I've got the gear, I've got the time, and I've got the stamina. Watch out food, I'm coming for ya. Features: Super-insulated. 100% cotton. ...

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  • Blue Q | I'll Bake Love To You Oven Mitt-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | I'll Bake Love To You Oven Mitt-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | I'll Bake Love To You Oven Mitt

    Blue Q

    But not before a little sweet talk. I have standards, you know. Features: Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

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  • Blue Q | Kitchen Shithole Tea Towel-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Kitchen Shithole Tea Towel-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Kitchen Shithole Tea Towel

    Blue Q

    I know I said I'd clean up, but this is going TOO FAR. Features: Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.

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  • Blue Q | Mr Spice Guy Oven Mitt-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Mr Spice Guy Oven Mitt-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Mr Spice Guy Oven Mitt

    Blue Q

    If you’re a guy who knows that spice is what makes the world go ‘round, make sure to pick up this colourful oven mitt! It features a toque-wearin...

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    Annabel Trends | Christmas Screen Print Aprons – Glitzen

    Annabel Trends

    Get into the festive spirit with Annabel Trends great range of screen print Aprons. These Christmas aprons are 100% cotton drill and come in many c...

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  • Blue Q | I'm Beautiful and I Eat a Lot Oven Mitt-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | I'm Beautiful and I Eat a Lot Oven Mitt-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | I'm Beautiful and I Eat a Lot Oven Mitt

    Blue Q

    While we're listing accomplishments I'm really good at binge watching my shows, too. Super Insulated 100% cotton Measures: 31.5cm x 18cm

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  • IsAlbi | Melbourne Tea Towel-IsAlbi-Homing Instincts
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    IsAlbi | Melbourne Tea Towel

    IsAlbi

    Dry your dishes in style! This absorbant towel is also great displayed hung over your oven door handle. Unique and colourful Melbourne city design ...

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  • Blue Q | Cute Little F**kers Tea Towel-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Cute Little F**kers Tea Towel-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Cute Little F**kers Tea Towel

    Blue Q

    This towel is like the centre of a Venn diagram, in which the big circles are Norman Rockwell and Kinda Fucked Up. Features:  Super-absorbent. ...

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  • La La Land | Bob & Barb Tea Towel-La La Land-Homing Instincts
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    La La Land | Bob & Barb Tea Towel

    La La Land

    Some of La La Land's best selling Australian inspired designs have been magically transformed into tea towels. These tea towels will add a splash ...

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  • Davis & Waddell | Beetanical Apron - Yellow-Davis & Waddell-Homing Instincts
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    Davis & Waddell | Beetanical Apron - Yellow

    Davis & Waddell

    Material: Cotton Size: 69x1x91cm

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Christmas Gift Ideas for the Naughty and Nice!

‘Tis the season to be jolly, deck the halls with boughs of holly and fill up the shopping trolley with Christmas gifts. Having good Christmas gift ideas can be a challenge, but here at Ho Ho Homing Instincts, we’ve got that festive feeling in spades. So, whether your family & friends have been naughty or nice this year, there’s something for everyone - and Yule be sorry if you miss out… 

Christmas gifts for everyone on your list!

Looking for Christmas gift ideas for mum and dad? La La Land’s Australiana themed festive flora & fauna tree toppers and bauble decorations will certainly spruce up their tree, and Jones & Co’s popstar pot plant collection would be a great Christmas gift idea for other family members or friends. Need a Christmas gift for the girlfriend? You can’t go past Louvelle’s microfibre shower caps & hair wraps, or Kollab’s wildlife patterned beach bags. Something for the boyfriend? Executive Concepts have released a range of sleek and stylish body and camera bags, or get him a retro Oshi Football Club Bottle Opener. For the little ones in your life, explore Halcyon Nights’ new Among the Gumtrees series. And if you're a part of the family or workplace Secret Santa this year and struggling for novelty Kris Kringle gift ideas, be sure to browse our presents under $20 range for loads of options for The Boss, The Workmate, The Bestie & more!

It’s the most wine-derful time of the year…

Christmas and the holidays mean picnics, pools & beach parties, and Sunnylife have got you well and truly sorted. Their fun and fabulous new products include luxe bar sets, champagne flutes and stemless wine tumblers, as well as waterproof speakers, cameras and inflatable lilos – perfect Christmas gift ideas for the youths in your lot. If a humble cuppa is more your family’s style, treat them to a gorgeous glass teapot, cup & saucer set from Cristina Re, or something from the uber functional Grand Designs kitchenware collection. And don’t forget – we do Free Shipping on all orders over $75!

But wait - there’s myrrh!

Late-night Christmas trading is coming! If you’re keen on an in-person browse & buy, our Hawthorn and Malvern gift shops will be open at 8am - 9pm Monday to Friday from December 1st, and right up until 6pm on Christmas Eve for all you last-minute shoppers. And if gift wrapping isn’t your thing, our fast & friendly team will happily gift wrap your goodies for you for free!