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“What a curiously patterned mu... oh it's a load of tiny dicks." There are no two ways about it – this mug is covered with hundreds of micro pen...
View full detailsMaybe you haven't had much luck in the past? Or maybe you are just wanting to have a bit of an upgrade? Avoid the silly questions, nagging, and ho...
View full detailsRise and shine with a perky bounce in your step! This voluptuous mug is the perfect way to start your mornings, and makes a hilarious novelty gift ...
View full detailsNever be caught without a beer bottle opener again! This is a perfect addition to ensure no man is left empty handed. Features: Made from brushed...
View full detailsThe scented soap that tells you where to stick it. Perfect for housemates that need a subtle warning to avoid any nasty mix-ups. Features: The wh...
View full detailsA super squeezy sausage for improved blood circulation, stress relief and muscle tension! Features: 1 Stress Relief Sausage
Sassy flask featuring a heart made from pink diamantes with "Drink Up Bitches" cursive text Made from quality stainless steel Holds 8oz / 235mL o...
View full detailsWork out some stress by hitting the Mini Knockout Swearing Punching Ball! This perfect mini punching ball affixes easily to any flat surface and, ...
View full detailsA re-imagining of the classic game to make a naughty party game for naughty people. Players act out rude suggestions and their teammates try to gu...
View full detailsWash away your sins one soap at a time. Features: Soap bar with Jesus design Wash away your sins- literally! Great gag gift for the sinners
Man up and grow some balls by literally growing these balls. Features: Just add these balls to water and they grow up to 6 times their size Grea...
View full detailsHilarious turd-shaped stress toy Give it a squeeze and feel your worries melt away Great for when you're having a crappy day Product dimension app...
View full detailsHere at Homing Instincts, we’ve got rude gifts galore. We’ve got rude gifts with swear words on them, like f**k, s**t, w*nker and b**ch. We’ve got rude gifts adorned with private parts, and some even shaped like them too. These presents aren’t just funny though, they can be highly functional too. Some are socks, others tea towels. Some are planters, mugs, mittens, soap and signs. Browse our full collection for more!
We love socks. Socks are great. Sure, they keep your feet warm, but they can make a statement too. Graphic socks can help you to express your personality, your opinions and your pet peeves. When it comes to getting someone a rude gift, socks are a stellar choice. We stock socks from Blue Q and Spencer Flynn and they’re pretty fun. Some of our all–time favourite phrases include ‘B**ch I Am Relaxed’, ‘This Meeting Is Bulls**t’, ‘I’m A Delicate F**king Flower’, ‘There Are Assholes Everywhere’ & ‘Calm Your Tits’.