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I'll tell ya, it's certainly not saffron or paprika. Features: Super-insulated. 100% cotton.
I grow to 6x my size, just add water! Babe, you're always right Let's go shopping all day I never snore I don't talk, I just listen
My body has melted into my chair, my vision is blurred, I haven't peed in hours and I feel GREAT. Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 51% combed c...View full details
“What a curiously patterned mu... oh it's a load of tiny dicks." There are no two ways about it – this mug is covered with hundreds of micro pen...View full details
Have you always wanted to swear in an unfamiliar country? You can now, thanks to How to F#cking Swear Around the World cards! With 100 cards each ...View full details
Sorry, I didn't mean to yell. I just wanted to make sure you really heard me. Features: Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.
What's really cool about me is that I'm even cool in the ways in which im a little un-cool, which is pretty cool, you know? Features: Men's shoe ...View full details
Maybe you haven't had much luck in the past? Or maybe you are just wanting to have a bit of an upgrade? Avoid the silly questions, nagging, and ho...View full details
Remember that one time you told me to "just relax?" Well, it definitely helped me relax. I'm SO relaxed right now. Like, I couldn't possibly be mo...View full details
You'd be forgiven for thinking that she's a quiet, docile, meek bookworm. But only the first time. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% combed...View full details
It's dinner time when I say it's dinner time! What? Does it look like I have three sets of arms or something?! Features: Super-insulated. 100% c...View full details
Have you ever seen such a cool cat on a sock before? That's because it was really freaking hard to make this cat look this good on these socks. But...View full details
Includes 10 different pre-recorded "Yes, Dear" sayings. The easy and painless way to domestic harmony!Sayings include 'Yes, Dear', 'If you're happy...View full details
Rise and shine with a perky bounce in your step! This voluptuous mug is the perfect way to start your mornings, and makes a hilarious novelty gift ...View full details
Never be caught without a beer bottle opener again! This is a perfect addition to ensure no man is left empty handed. Features: Made from brushed...View full details
"IT TAKES GRIT, WIT, AND BALLS TO RIDE SO SHOW 'EM WHAT YOU GOT!" As cyclists who regularly ride in the city, we are vulnerable to distracted and ...View full details
Name and Shame: A Game for Horrible People - Party/Card Game The most brutal voting game, where you shame your friends by voting for one another in...View full details
Picking a favourite cheese would be like picking a favourite child, so don't even ask. Features: Super-insulated. 100% cotton.
The scented soap that tells you where to stick it. Perfect for housemates that need a subtle warning to avoid any nasty mix-ups. Features: The wh...View full details
What can I say? I'm a hugger. And damn good at it, too! Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% combed cotton, 44% nylon and 3% spandex.
I'm all for religious tolerance and freedom, but if you don't believe in Pizza Angels then I can't be your friend. Features: Super-absorbent. 1...View full details
A super squeezy sausage for improved blood circulation, stress relief and muscle tension! Features: 1 Stress Relief Sausage
The only good thing about this meeting is that it matches your socks. Specifications: Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spa...View full details
I just love her face - determined, focused, a little devilish. She reminds me a little of you, actually. Features: Women's shoe size US 5-10 50% ...View full details
The cool thing about these socks - other than the fact that they are pretty and comfy and strong as hell - is that you can put the emphasis wher...View full details
Think you’ve seen a few muffs in your time? Now you can watch the evolution of how they changed over the years. Product Details: Ceramic mug with ...View full details
Work out some stress by hitting the Mini Knockout Swearing Punching Ball! This perfect mini punching ball affixes easily to any flat surface and, ...View full details
A big squeezy, stretchy, bendable eggplant for ultimate stress relief Cheeky 3D version of your favourite emoji! Great novelty gift for those tha...View full details
1x sheet of Wrapping Paper Size: A1 - 841mm x 594mm folded flat to 210 x 148mm
Hey, even Grumpy Old Men wear socks! Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.
We get it. You're on your way home from work feeling all inspired after finding that perfect recipe, but then you get to cooking and your life tu...View full details
This towel is like the centre of a Venn diagram, in which the big circles are Norman Rockwell and Kinda Fucked Up. Features: Super-absorbent. ...View full details
I've always told my kids to accept themselves, no matter who they are. Joke's on me, I guess. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; 43% ...View full details
There are assholes in New Jersey. There are assholes in Barcelona. There are assholes in Boise. There are assholes in Tibet. Features: Women's s...View full details
Tell us how you really feel with your socks! Features: U.S. men's sock size 10-13 50% combed cotton, 48% nylon, 2% lycra
It feels good to just say it out loud, doesn't it? Men's shoe size 7-12. 56% combed cotton; 41% nylon; 3% spandex.
Put your Emoticon knowledge to the test with this new and amusing card game. Cards in the X Rated edition features sex positions, manoeuvres and fa...View full details
A re-imagining of the classic game to make a naughty party game for naughty people. Players act out rude suggestions and their teammates try to gu...View full details
Sassy flask featuring a heart made from pink diamantes with "Drink Up Bitches" cursive text Made from quality stainless steel Holds 8oz / 235mL o...View full details
Wash away your sins one soap at a time. Features: Soap bar with Jesus design Wash away your sins- literally! Great gag gift for the sinners
Jiggle your way to the top with your breast impression, but don't milk it for all it's worth. Features: U.S. women's sock size 9-11 50% combed co...View full details
One shouldn't be all willy-nilly when discussing the serious implications of sock adicktion. Features: U.S. men's sock size 10-13 50% combed cott...View full details
Dress up your houseplants with these four botanical body-builders! Each one boasting their own set of powerful biceps, pert glutes, rippling abs, ...View full details
It's hard to believe, but I started in the mailroom. Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton, 40% nylon and 3% spandex.
EVERYTHING WE'VE BEEN TOLD ABOUT HOW TO IMPROVE OUR LIVES IS WRONG. NOW SUPERSTAR BLOGGER MARK MANSON TELLS US WHAT WE NEED TO DO TO GET IT RIGHT....View full details
Question: If a man in a forest shouts, "I fucking love it out here!" and no one hears it, does he make a sound? Answer: No, and that's how he like...View full details
Not all who wander are (unintentionally) lost. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 2% spandex.
A modern-day solution to an old-world issue. May your treasured memories linger, and your unpleasant aromas be history. Scented with citrus and min...View full details
Here at Homing Instincts, we’ve got rude gifts galore. We’ve got rude gifts with swear words on them, like f**k, s**t, w*nker and b**ch. We’ve got rude gifts adorned with private parts, and some even shaped like them too. These presents aren’t just funny though, they can be highly functional too. Some are socks, others tea towels. Some are planters, mugs, mittens, soap and signs. Browse our full collection for more!
We love socks. Socks are great. Sure, they keep your feet warm, but they can make a statement too. Graphic socks can help you to express your personality, your opinions and your pet peeves. When it comes to getting someone a rude gift, socks are a stellar choice. We stock socks from Blue Q and Spencer Flynn and they’re pretty fun. Some of our all–time favourite phrases include ‘B**ch I Am Relaxed’, ‘This Meeting Is Bulls**t’, ‘I’m A Delicate F**king Flower’, ‘There Are Assholes Everywhere’ & ‘Calm Your Tits’.