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  • Blue Q | F**k off I'm Gaming Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | F**k off I'm Gaming Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    $22.95

    Blue Q | F**k off I'm Gaming Socks

    Blue Q

    My body has melted into my chair, my vision is blurred, I haven't peed in hours and I feel GREAT. Features:  Men's shoe size 7-12. 51% combed c...

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    $22.95
  • Blue Q | Man with a Pan Oven Mitt-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Man with a Pan Oven Mitt-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    $24.95

    Blue Q | Man with a Pan Oven Mitt

    Blue Q

    Watch out, guys! This man's got a pan and he's not afraid to use it. Or, at least, if he is, he's not letting on. Features: Super-insulated. 10...

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    $24.95
  • Blue Q | Not Gonna Lie Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Not Gonna Lie Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    $22.95

    Blue Q | Not Gonna Lie Socks

    Blue Q

    "I'd love to spend tonight catching up on The Real Housewives. Atlanta or Dallas?" "This chia seed pudding is delicious! How did you make it so......

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  • Blue Q | Ain't No Bad Joke Like A Dad Joke Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Ain't No Bad Joke Like A Dad Joke Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    $22.95

    Blue Q | Ain't No Bad Joke Like A Dad Joke Socks

    Blue Q

    You don't have to be a dad to wear these socks, or even a maker of jokes. You could just be a lover of jokes, or a haver of dads. Whatever works, ...

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    $22.95
  • Blue Q | Golf Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Golf Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    $22.95

    Blue Q | Golf Socks

    Blue Q

    These socks are a hole-in-one! Ok, that was too easy. Look, I know very little about golf, but I know that there's a lot of beer involved. And when...

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    $22.95
  • Blue Q | A Boy and His Dog Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | A Boy and His Dog Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | A Boy and His Dog Socks

    Blue Q

    My dog thinks I'm pretty much the greatest and he's an excellent judge of character. So, yeah. Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotto...

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    $22.95
  • Blue Q | Busy Making a F**king Difference Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Busy Making a F**king Difference Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    $22.95

    Blue Q | Busy Making a F**king Difference Socks

    Blue Q

    The quintessential triumvirate: bold colours, geometric shapes, and altruism. Features:  Men's shoe size 7-12. 58% combed cotton; 39% nylon; 3%...

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    $22.95
  • Blue Q | Get a Load of these Whiskers Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Get a Load of these Whiskers Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    $22.95

    Blue Q | Get a Load of these Whiskers Socks

    Blue Q

    Money can't buy beards, but it sure as hell can buy a pair of socks! Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 54% combed cotton; 44% nylon; 2% spandex.

    $22.95
  • Blue Q | Just a cold socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Just a cold socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    $22.95

    Blue Q | Just a cold socks

    Blue Q

    Phew! That was a close one, though, wasn't it?? Features:  Men's shoe size 7-12. 52% combed cotton; 45% nylon; 3% spandex.

    $22.95
  • Blue Q | Mr Punctual Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    $22.95

    Blue Q | Mr Punctual Socks

    Blue Q

    Is this guy late, early, or perfectly punctual? Is time just a figment of our collective imagination? Just how powerful is 'now'? These are the bi...

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  • Blue Q | Pretty Decent Boyfriend Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Pretty Decent Boyfriend Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    $22.95

    Blue Q | Pretty Decent Boyfriend Socks

    Blue Q

    I usually do the dishes. I almost always put the seat down. I only forgot our anniversary once! Ok, twice. Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% ...

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  • Blue Q | Sunday Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Sunday Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Sunday Socks

    Blue Q

    Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose! Also: sweat pants, warm feet, can't lose! Also: great gift, he'll owe you one, can't lose. Features: Men's...

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  • Blue Q | F**k This Shit Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | F**k This Shit Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    $22.95

    Blue Q | F**k This Shit Socks

    Blue Q

    I know you're thinking: Why would a classy, well-dressed lumberjack such as yourself use that ugly, undignified word? Because sometimes you just n...

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  • Blue Q | I F**king Love it Out Here Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | I F**king Love it Out Here Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    $22.95

    Blue Q | I F**king Love it Out Here Socks

    Blue Q

    Question: If a man in a forest shouts, "I fucking love it out here!" and no one hears it, does he make a sound? Answer: No, and that's how he like...

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  • Blue Q | Adult in Training Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Adult in Training Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Adult in Training Socks

    Blue Q

    For everyone who struggles with being an adult, just remember: don't train too hard - no one likes TOO much adult. Features: Men's shoe size 7-...

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  • Blue Q | Take No Shit, Give No F**ks Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Take No Shit, Give No F**ks Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    $22.95

    Blue Q | Take No Shit, Give No F**ks Socks

    Blue Q

    Yeah, they're comfy and colourful. But the best part of these socks is that no matter what, they serve as a reminder that when things get tough, y...

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  • Blue Q | My Head says Who Cares Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | My Head says Who Cares Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | My Head says Who Cares Socks

    Blue Q

    When you realise it's time to give up, you want to start giving up as soon as possible. This sock offers a little emotional support along the way....

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  • Blue Q | Feed you F**kers Oven Mitt-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Feed you F**kers Oven Mitt-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    $24.95

    Blue Q | Feed you F**kers Oven Mitt

    Blue Q

    It's dinner time when I say it's dinner time! What? Does it look like I have three sets of arms or something?!  Features: Super-insulated. 100% c...

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    $24.95
  • Blue Q | Coolest Guy on the Conference Call Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Coolest Guy on the Conference Call Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    $22.95

    Blue Q | Coolest Guy on the Conference Call Socks

    Blue Q

    Look at you! Taking notes, making jokes, distracting us from the mundane reality of the workplace. You're so cool! Features: Men's shoe size 7-12...

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    $22.95
  • Blue Q | Crazy Cat Dude Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Crazy Cat Dude Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    $22.95

    Blue Q | Crazy Cat Dude Socks

    Blue Q

    I'm not obsessed with my cat, you're obsessed with my cat. Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 51% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 3% spandex.

    $22.95
  • Blue Q | Here Comes Cool Dad Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Here Comes Cool Dad Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    $22.95

    Blue Q | Here Comes Cool Dad Socks

    Blue Q

    Heyyyyyy, Cool Dad! Cool Dad making Cool Dad jokes, giving Cool Dad high fives, living his best Cool Dad life. Gosh, I love you, Cool Dad. Featur...

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  • Blue Q | Mr Perfect Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Mr Perfect Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Mr Perfect Socks

    Blue Q

    Everyone's Mr. Perfect looks a little different. But EVERYONE'S Mr. Perfect can balance a glass of wine on his foot. Features: Men's shoe size 7-...

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  • Blue Q | Olympic Long Sleeper Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Olympic Long Sleeper Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    $22.95

    Blue Q | Olympic Long Sleeper Socks

    Blue Q

    You can train and train, but you'll never be able to match my raw talent for snoozing. Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 66% combed cotton; 32% n...

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    $22.95
  • Blue Q | Pizza's Here Oven Mitt-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Pizza's Here Oven Mitt-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    $24.95

    Blue Q | Pizza's Here Oven Mitt

    Blue Q

    Who's a hero? YOU'RE A HERO. Congratulations, my dear. Please, have a slice. Features: Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

    $24.95