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  • Blue Q | F**k off I'm Gaming Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | F**k off I'm Gaming Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    $24.95

    Blue Q | F**k off I'm Gaming Socks

    Blue Q

    My body has melted into my chair, my vision is blurred, I haven't peed in hours and I feel GREAT. Features:  Men's shoe size 7-12. 51% combed c...

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    $24.95
  • Blue Q | Man with a Pan Oven Mitt-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Man with a Pan Oven Mitt-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Man with a Pan Oven Mitt

    Blue Q

    Watch out, guys! This man's got a pan and he's not afraid to use it. Or, at least, if he is, he's not letting on. Features: Super-insulated. 10...

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  • Blue Q | Ain't No Bad Joke Like A Dad Joke Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Ain't No Bad Joke Like A Dad Joke Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Ain't No Bad Joke Like A Dad Joke Socks

    Blue Q

    You don't have to be a dad to wear these socks, or even a maker of jokes. You could just be a lover of jokes, or a haver of dads. Whatever works, ...

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  • Blue Q | Golf Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Golf Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Golf Socks

    Blue Q

    These socks are a hole-in-one! Ok, that was too easy. Look, I know very little about golf, but I know that there's a lot of beer involved. And when...

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    $24.95
  • Blue Q | Feed you F**kers Oven Mitt-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Feed you F**kers Oven Mitt-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    $24.95

    Blue Q | Feed you F**kers Oven Mitt

    Blue Q

    It's dinner time when I say it's dinner time! What? Does it look like I have three sets of arms or something?!  Features: Super-insulated. 100% c...

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    $24.95
  • Blue Q | Get a Load of these Whiskers Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Get a Load of these Whiskers Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    $24.95

    Blue Q | Get a Load of these Whiskers Socks

    Blue Q

    Money can't buy beards, but it sure as hell can buy a pair of socks! Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 54% combed cotton; 44% nylon; 2% spandex.

    $24.95
  • Blue Q | Mr Perfect Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Mr Perfect Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Mr Perfect Socks

    Blue Q

    Everyone's Mr. Perfect looks a little different. But EVERYONE'S Mr. Perfect can balance a glass of wine on his foot. Features: Men's shoe size 7-...

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    $24.95
  • Blue Q | Here Comes Cool Dad Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Here Comes Cool Dad Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Here Comes Cool Dad Socks

    Blue Q

    Heyyyyyy, Cool Dad! Cool Dad making Cool Dad jokes, giving Cool Dad high fives, living his best Cool Dad life. Gosh, I love you, Cool Dad. Featur...

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    $24.95
  • Blue Q | Pizza's Here Oven Mitt-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Pizza's Here Oven Mitt-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Pizza's Here Oven Mitt

    Blue Q

    Who's a hero? YOU'RE A HERO. Congratulations, my dear. Please, have a slice. Features: Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

    $24.95
  • Blue Q | Sunday Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Sunday Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Sunday Socks

    Blue Q

    Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose! Also: sweat pants, warm feet, can't lose! Also: great gift, he'll owe you one, can't lose. Features: Men's...

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  • Blue Q | A Boy and His Dog Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | A Boy and His Dog Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | A Boy and His Dog Socks

    Blue Q

    My dog thinks I'm pretty much the greatest and he's an excellent judge of character. So, yeah. Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotto...

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  • Blue Q | Adult in Training Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Adult in Training Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Adult in Training Socks

    Blue Q

    For everyone who struggles with being an adult, just remember: don't train too hard - no one likes TOO much adult. Features: Men's shoe size 7-...

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  • Blue Q | Busy Making a F**king Difference Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Busy Making a F**king Difference Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Busy Making a F**king Difference Socks

    Blue Q

    The quintessential triumvirate: bold colours, geometric shapes, and altruism. Features:  Men's shoe size 7-12. 58% combed cotton; 39% nylon; 3%...

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  • Blue Q | Cool-Ass Grandpa Socks-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Cool-Ass Grandpa Socks-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Cool-Ass Grandpa Socks

    Blue Q

    What's really cool about me is that I'm even cool in the ways in which im a little un-cool, which is pretty cool, you know? Features: Men's shoe ...

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  • Blue Q | Pretty Decent Boyfriend Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Pretty Decent Boyfriend Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Pretty Decent Boyfriend Socks

    Blue Q

    I usually do the dishes. I almost always put the seat down. I only forgot our anniversary once! Ok, twice. Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% ...

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  • Blue Q | F**k This Shit Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | F**k This Shit Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    $24.95

    Blue Q | F**k This Shit Socks

    Blue Q

    I know you're thinking: Why would a classy, well-dressed lumberjack such as yourself use that ugly, undignified word? Because sometimes you just n...

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  • Blue Q | I F**king Love it Out Here Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | I F**king Love it Out Here Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | I F**king Love it Out Here Socks

    Blue Q

    Question: If a man in a forest shouts, "I fucking love it out here!" and no one hears it, does he make a sound? Answer: No, and that's how he like...

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  • Blue Q | Not Gonna Lie Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Not Gonna Lie Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Not Gonna Lie Socks

    Blue Q

    "I'd love to spend tonight catching up on The Real Housewives. Atlanta or Dallas?" "This chia seed pudding is delicious! How did you make it so......

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  • Blue Q | Take No Shit, Give No F**ks Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Take No Shit, Give No F**ks Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Take No Shit, Give No F**ks Socks

    Blue Q

    Yeah, they're comfy and colourful. But the best part of these socks is that no matter what, they serve as a reminder that when things get tough, y...

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  • Blue Q | Selective Hearing Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Selective Hearing Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Selective Hearing Socks

    Blue Q

    The only thing that sets you and me apart is that you're better at not listening. Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 65% combed cotton; 32% nylon;...

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  • Blue Q | Coolest Guy on the Conference Call Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Coolest Guy on the Conference Call Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Coolest Guy on the Conference Call Socks

    Blue Q

    Look at you! Taking notes, making jokes, distracting us from the mundane reality of the workplace. You're so cool! Features: Men's shoe size 7-12...

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  • Blue Q | Crazy Cat Dude Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Crazy Cat Dude Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Crazy Cat Dude Socks

    Blue Q

    I'm not obsessed with my cat, you're obsessed with my cat. Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 51% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 3% spandex.

    $24.95
  • Blue Q | President Of The Local Gas Company Socks-Homing Instincts-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | President Of The Local Gas Company Socks-Homing Instincts-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | President Of The Local Gas Company Socks

    Blue Q

    It's hard to believe, but I started in the mailroom. Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton, 40% nylon and 3% spandex.

    $24.95
  • Blue Q | Just a cold socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Just a cold socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Just a cold socks

    Blue Q

    Phew! That was a close one, though, wasn't it?? Features:  Men's shoe size 7-12. 52% combed cotton; 45% nylon; 3% spandex.

    $24.95
  • Blue Q | Mr Punctual Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Mr Punctual Socks

    Blue Q

    Is this guy late, early, or perfectly punctual? Is time just a figment of our collective imagination? Just how powerful is 'now'? These are the bi...

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  • Blue Q | Grumpy Old Man Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Grumpy Old Man Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Grumpy Old Man Socks

    Blue Q

    Hey, even Grumpy Old Men wear socks! Features:  Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.

    $24.95
  • Blue Q | Giant Music Snob Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Giant Music Snob Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Giant Music Snob Socks

    Blue Q

    If it's on the charts, I'm not interested. Unless it's Beyonce. That woman is ON FIRE. Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 66% combed cotton; 32% n...

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  • Blue Q | Sure I'm Listening Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Sure I'm Listening Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Sure I'm Listening Socks

    Blue Q

    Every time I see these socks, I LOL. Every time he sees these socks, he'll LOL. And every time he goes to a pal's house and takes off his shoes, t...

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  • Blue Q | Meeting is Bullshit Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Meeting is Bullshit Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Meeting is Bullshit Socks

    Blue Q

    The only good thing about this meeting is that it matches your socks. Specifications: Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spa...

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  • Blue Q | Fuck, I Love My Fucking Family Socks-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Fuck, I Love My Fucking Family Socks-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Fuck, I Love My Fucking Family Socks

    Blue Q

    Sometimes you just gotta drop the F-bomb a couple of times so that they know that you're serious. Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed co...

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  • Blue Q | Olympic Long Sleeper Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Olympic Long Sleeper Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Olympic Long Sleeper Socks

    Blue Q

    You can train and train, but you'll never be able to match my raw talent for snoozing. Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 66% combed cotton; 32% n...

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  • Blue Q | I Got This Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | I Got This Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | I Got This Socks

    Blue Q

    You never know when disaster will strike, but with Blue Q's I Got This Socks, you'll always be prepared. So if you ever see storm clouds rolling i...

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  • Blue Q | My Head says Who Cares Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | My Head says Who Cares Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | My Head says Who Cares Socks

    Blue Q

    When you realise it's time to give up, you want to start giving up as soon as possible. This sock offers a little emotional support along the way....

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  • Blue Q | There Are Assholes Everywhere Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | There Are Assholes Everywhere Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    $22.95

    Blue Q | There Are Assholes Everywhere Socks

    Blue Q

    There are assholes in New Jersey. There are assholes in Barcelona. There are assholes in Boise. There are assholes in Tibet.   Features: Women's s...

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    $22.95
  • Blue Q | Worst Gift Ever Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Worst Gift Ever Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Worst Gift Ever Socks

    Blue Q

    Socks: they're just like us. They laugh, they cry and sometimes they sit on a stairway to nowhere, moping about how no one loves them. Don't just s...

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  • Blue Q | Mr. Fix It Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Mr. Fix It Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Mr. Fix It Socks

    Blue Q

    When I first met my now-husband, my father asked me again and again: "Is he handy?" Again and again, I replied with a enthusiastic "YEP!" That was ...

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  • Blue Q | I Almost Died Socks-Homing Instincts-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | I Almost Died Socks-Homing Instincts-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | I Almost Died Socks

    Blue Q

    Phew! That was a close one, though, wasn't it?? Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% nylon; 47% combed cotton; 3% spandex.

    $24.95
  • Blue Q | Butthead Of The Household Socks-Homing Instincts-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Butthead Of The Household Socks-Homing Instincts-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Butthead Of The Household Socks

    Blue Q

    See what we did there? Men's shoe size 7-12. 49% combed cotton, 49% nylon and 2% spandex.

    $24.95
  • Blue Q | Yeah I'm Old Socks-Homing Instincts-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Yeah I'm Old Socks-Homing Instincts-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Yeah I'm Old Socks

    Blue Q

    You think old guys can't stand up for themselves? Well, you're WRONG. Men's shoe size 7-12. 49% combed cotton, 49% nylon and 2% spandex.

    $24.95
  • Blue Q | Classic Rock Socks-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Classic Rock Socks-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Classic Rock Socks

    Blue Q

    Remember how, when you were a kid, the Classic Rock station played the songs of your parent's youth and now it plays the songs of YOUR youth? Me ei...

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  • Blue Q | Whiskey Socks-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Whiskey Socks-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Whiskey Socks

    Blue Q

    Oaky, smoky, artichokey... just hand me a glass, already? Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.

    $24.95
  • Blue Q | Apron Man with a Pan-Homing Instincts
    $69.95

    Blue Q | Apron Man with a Pan

    Blue Q

    Features: Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extra-long waist ties. Handy pockets. Easy-adjust neck strap.

    $69.95
  • Blue Q | Killing It Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Killing It Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Killing It Socks

    Blue Q

    A for effort, B for precision, and K for killing it. Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 53% combed cotton; 45% nylon; 2% spandex.

    $24.95
  • Blue Q | Let Her Win Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Let Her Win Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Let Her Win Socks

    Blue Q

    She's always right anyway... Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 55% combed cotton; 43% nylon; 2% spandex.

    $24.95
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  • Blue Q | Bike Path Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Bike Path Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Bike Path Socks (Men)

    Blue Q

    If you're not afraid and you've got good enough suspension, everywhere is the bike path. Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 56% combed cotton; 41...

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    $24.95
  • Blue Q | One More Episode Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | One More Episode Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | One More Episode Socks

    Blue Q

    You know what they say: more is always more! Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 55% combed cotton; 43% nylon; 2% spandex.

    $24.95