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  • Blue Q | I'll Bake Love To You Oven Mitt-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | I'll Bake Love To You Oven Mitt

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    But not before a little sweet talk. I have standards, you know. Features: Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

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  • Blue Q | Your Food Is Amazing Tea Towel-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Your Food Is Amazing Tea Towel

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    I call 'em like I see 'em, ok?  Features: Super-absorbent. 100% cotton.

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  • Blue Q | Yeah I'm Old Men's Socks
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    Blue Q | Yeah I'm Old Men's Socks

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    You think old guys can't stand up for themselves? Well, you're WRONG. Men's shoe size 7-12. 49% combed cotton, 49% nylon and 2% spandex.

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  • Blue Q | Kitchen Shithole Tea Towel-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Kitchen Shithole Tea Towel-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Kitchen Shithole Tea Towel

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    I know I said I'd clean up, but this is going TOO FAR. Features: Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.

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  • Blue Q | Here Comes Cool Mum Socks (Women)-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Here Comes Cool Mum Socks (Women)

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    Women's shoe size 5-10. - 55% nylon - 43% combed cotton - 2% spandex.

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  • Blue Q | Big Ol' Word Nerd Socks (Women)-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Big Ol' Word Nerd Socks (Women)

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    Women's shoe size 5-10. - 55% nylon - 43% combed cotton - 2% spandex.

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  • Blue Q |Aunts Are The Shit Socks (Women)-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q |Aunts Are The Shit Socks (Women)-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q |Aunts Are The Shit Socks (Women)

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    Women's shoe size 5-10. - 55% nylon - 43% combed cotton - 2% spandex.

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  • Blue Q | Mr Spice Guy Oven Mitt-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Mr Spice Guy Oven Mitt-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Mr Spice Guy Oven Mitt

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    If you’re a guy who knows that spice is what makes the world go ‘round, make sure to pick up this colourful oven mitt! It features a toque-wearin...

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  • Blue Q | I Made A Good Kid - Socks (women)-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | I Made A Good Kid - Socks (women)

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    You sure did! And they're standing right here! Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

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  • Blue Q | You're Fucking Welcome Socks-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | You're Fucking Welcome Socks

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    You're fucking welcome, and you're fucking welcome, everybody's fucking welcome, OK?!  Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% combed cotton, 44% ...

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  • Blue Q | I'll Bake Love To You Apron-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | I'll Bake Love To You Apron

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    I'll bake love to you, like you want me to, and I'll fold in your egg whites, baby all through the night... Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heav...

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    Blue Q | Beer Me Apron

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    The term "beer me" can also be used to request non-beer items. For instance: "beer me those tongs" or "beer me the car keys." The possibilities are...

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  • Blue Q | Eat The S*** Out Of Plants Tea Towel-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Eat The S*** Out Of Plants Tea Towel-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Eat The S*** Out Of Plants Tea Towel

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    How many times do I have to ask you to not curse in front of the giraffe?! You know she's just going to repeat everything you say. Features: Su...

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  • Blue Q | Creative Little F***er Men's Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Creative Little F***er Men's Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Creative Little F***er Men's Socks

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    Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.

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  • Blue Q | Real Solid Dude Men's Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Real Solid Dude Men's Socks

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    Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.

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  • Blue Q | I'm a Golf Guy Men's Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | I'm a Golf Guy Men's Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | I'm a Golf Guy Men's Socks

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    Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.

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  • Blue Q | Shh, I'm Overthinking Socks (Women)-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Shh, I'm Overthinking Socks (Women)-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Shh, I'm Overthinking Socks (Women)

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    Women's shoe size 5-10. - 55% nylon - 43% combed cotton - 2% spandex.

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  • Blue Q | Don't Make Mummy Be a Bitch Socks (Women)-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Don't Make Mummy Be a Bitch Socks (Women)

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    Most of the time, I've got all the patience in the world. Other times, I've got abso-fucking-lutely none of it. Not a speck. Women's shoe size 5-...

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  • Blue Q | Imperfectionist Men's Socks
    Blue Q | Imperfectionist Men's Socks
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    Blue Q | Imperfectionist Men's Socks

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    You can be a partial perfectionist all of the time or you can be a total perfectionist some of the time but you can't ever really make things perf...

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  • Blue Q | Imperfectionist Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Imperfectionist Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Imperfectionist Socks

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    Say it loud, say it proud, say it with a tiny bit of superiority because now you're done saying it and everyone else is spending too much time and...

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  • Blue Q | Love Who You Love Women's Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Love Who You Love Women's Socks

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    It's all you need, it's all around, and it's available to every-freaking-one of ya. Features: Men's shoe size 5-10. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylo...

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  • Blue Q | Love Who You Love Men's Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Love Who You Love Men's Socks

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    It's all you need, it's all around, and it's available to every-freaking-one of ya. Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylo...

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  • Blue Q | Grumpy Old Man Apron-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Grumpy Old Man Apron-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Grumpy Old Man Apron

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    Back in my day we didn't even have aprons, we just wiped our dirty hands on our shirts. Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extr...

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  • Blue Q | I've Heard Good Things About Wine Apron-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | I've Heard Good Things About Wine Apron-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | I've Heard Good Things About Wine Apron

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    I've heard bad things about it, too. But the reviews have been generally positive. Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extra-lon...

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Anyone with a sense of humour deserves an item or two from Blue Q. They’ve been designing & manufacturing amusing accessories since 1988 – aka for over 30 years! Their products are distinctive for their silly & sarcastic quotes, bright colours & retro inspired illustrations, and with a motto like “we just want you to be happy”, it’s no wonder they’re a beloved brand in gift stores all around the country…

Socks For Guys & Gals

There’s no doubt that Blue Q’s graphic & novelty socks for men & women are the company’s most well known and successful items. Made from combed cotton, nylon & spandex, they’re super comfortable and fit all foot sizes. However, it’s what’s written on them that makes them best sellers. Quotes range from ballsy backchat like “F**k Off I’m Gaming”, “Bitch I Am Relaxed”, “I’m Not Bossy I Am The Boss” and “Shhh… I’m Overthinking” to self-proclaimed mantles like “Cool Dad”, “Crazy Cat Dude”, “Grumpy Old Man”, “Cut As A Bitchy Button”, “Mindful As F**k”, “Cute But Psycho”, “Tough As Shit” & much more.

Oven Mitts & Aprons

If you want to make a sassy statement in the kitchen, Blue Q oven mitts & aprons are just what you need. The mitts are made of 100% cotton and are well insulated, whilst the aprons are a soft yet sturdy heavy cotton twill and come with an adjustable neck strap, pockets and long waist ties. Both are as practical as they are personality packed. Popular cooking related captions include “Bitch I Am The Secret Ingredient”, “Man With A Pan”, “Feed You F**kers”, “Pizza’s Here”, “Undo Your Pants”, “Food Ya Burnt”, “I’ve Heard Good Things About Wine”, “I’ll Bake Love To You”, “Beer Me” & “Mr Spice Guy”.

Tea Towels & Toothbrushes

Super-absorbent and made from cotton, a Blue Q tea towel is another great addition to the homewares and kitchen cooking accessories collection. Due to its portrait length size, a few of them feature longer funny phrases, from odes to pizzas and other people’s cooking, to a love of coffee and whose turn it is to clean. Speaking of cleaning, polishing your pearly whites comes next, and would you believe it, Blue Q has entered that market too. BPA free and complete with soft bristles and a wide handle, these toothbrushes are a brightly coloured way to turn a routine into riot!