Visit One Of Our Gift Shops
Even more amazing gifts in-store!
Rude Gifts
-
Original price $24.99 - Original price $24.99Original price$24.99$24.99 - $24.99Current price $24.99Blue Q | You're Fucking Welcome Socks
Blue QYou're fucking welcome, and you're fucking welcome, everybody's fucking welcome, OK?! Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% combed cotton, 44% ...
View full detailsOriginal price $24.99 - Original price $24.99Original price$24.99$24.99 - $24.99Current price $24.99 -
Original price $27.99 - Original price $27.99Original price$27.99$27.99 - $27.99Current price $27.99Blue Q | Eat The S*** Out Of Plants Tea Towel
Blue QHow many times do I have to ask you to not curse in front of the giraffe?! You know she's just going to repeat everything you say. Features: Su...
View full detailsOriginal price $27.99 - Original price $27.99Original price$27.99$27.99 - $27.99Current price $27.99 -
Original price $24.99 - Original price $24.99Original price$24.99$24.99 - $24.99Current price $24.99Blue Q | Takes No Shit Socks
Blue QShe will take extra sprinkles, though, if you have them. Maybe a cherry, too? Women's shoe size 5-10. 57% nylon; 41% combed cotton; 2% spandex.
Original price $24.99 - Original price $24.99Original price$24.99$24.99 - $24.99Current price $24.99 -
Original price $24.99 - Original price $24.99Original price$24.99$24.99 - $24.99Current price $24.99Blue Q | Creative Little F***er Men's Socks
Blue QFeatures: Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.
Original price $24.99 - Original price $24.99Original price$24.99$24.99 - $24.99Current price $24.99 -
Original price $22.99 - Original price $22.99Original price$22.99$22.99 - $22.99Current price $22.99Blue Q| Anxious and Sexy Socks (Women)
Blue QWomen's shoe size 5-10. - 55% nylon - 43% combed cotton - 2% spandex.
Original price $22.99 - Original price $22.99Original price$22.99$22.99 - $22.99Current price $22.99 -
Original price $24.99 - Original price $24.99Original price$24.99$24.99 - $24.99Current price $24.99Blue Q | Don't Make Mummy Be a Bitch Socks (Women)
Blue QMost of the time, I've got all the patience in the world. Other times, I've got abso-fucking-lutely none of it. Not a speck. Women's shoe size 5-...
View full detailsOriginal price $24.99 - Original price $24.99Original price$24.99$24.99 - $24.99Current price $24.99 -
Original price $27.99 - Original price $27.99Original price$27.99$27.99 - $27.99Current price $27.99Blue Q | Fun Person Alert Men's Socks
Blue QMOVE OUTTA THE WAY! Fun Person coming through! Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 48% nylon; 2% spandex.
Original price $27.99 - Original price $27.99Original price$27.99$27.99 - $27.99Current price $27.99 -
Original price $19.95 - Original price $19.95Original price$19.95$19.95 - $19.95Current price $19.95Blue Q | Toothbrush - Showers Can Go F**k Themselves. I Like a Bath
Blue QSHOWERS CAN GO F**K THEMSELVES. I LIKE A BATH. Enough with these freakin' showers, ok? What's so great about time and water efficiency? I'll wait...
View full detailsOriginal price $19.95 - Original price $19.95Original price$19.95$19.95 - $19.95Current price $19.95 -
Original price $69.99 - Original price $69.99Original price$69.99$69.99 - $69.99Current price $69.99Blue Q | Grumpy Old Man Apron
Blue QBack in my day we didn't even have aprons, we just wiped our dirty hands on our shirts. Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extr...
View full detailsOriginal price $69.99 - Original price $69.99Original price$69.99$69.99 - $69.99Current price $69.99 -
Sold out
Original price $29.99 - Original price $29.99Original price$29.99$29.99 - $29.99Current price $29.99Blue Q | F**king Delicious Oven Mitt
Blue QOf course it's delicious - you made it! Why? Does someone dare doubt your culinary prowess? Want me to beat them up? Features: Super-insulated. ...
View full detailsOriginal price $29.99 - Original price $29.99Original price$29.99$29.99 - $29.99Current price $29.99Sold out -
Sold out
Original price $69.99 - Original price $69.99Original price$69.99$69.99 - $69.99Current price $69.99Blue Q | I'll Feed All You F***ers Apron
Blue QWatch out! I've got a spatula and I'm not afraid to use it! Features: Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extra-long waist ti...
View full detailsOriginal price $69.99 - Original price $69.99Original price$69.99$69.99 - $69.99Current price $69.99Sold out -
Sold out
Original price $24.99 - Original price $24.99Original price$24.99$24.99 - $24.99Current price $24.99Blue Q | Meeting is Bullshit
Blue QI hate to be the one to break it to you... NOT! Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 69% combed cotton; 30% nylon; 1% spandex.
Original price $24.99 - Original price $24.99Original price$24.99$24.99 - $24.99Current price $24.99Sold out
Here at Homing Instincts, we’ve got rude gifts galore. We’ve got rude gifts with swear words on them, like f**k, s**t, w*nker and b**ch. We’ve got rude gifts adorned with private parts, and some even shaped like them too. These presents aren’t just funny though, they can be highly functional too. Some are socks, others tea towels. Some are planters, mugs, mittens, soap and signs. Browse our full collection for more!
Get Socked!
We love socks. Socks are great. Sure, they keep your feet warm, but they can make a statement too. Graphic socks can help you to express your personality, your opinions and your pet peeves. When it comes to getting someone a rude gift, socks are a stellar choice. We stock socks from Blue Q and Spencer Flynn and they’re pretty fun. Some of our all–time favourite phrases include ‘B**ch I Am Relaxed’, ‘This Meeting Is Bulls**t’, ‘I’m A Delicate F**king Flower’, ‘There Are Assholes Everywhere’ & ‘Calm Your Tits’.