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If you’re a guy who knows that spice is what makes the world go ‘round, make sure to pick up this colourful oven mitt! It features a toque-wearin...
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You sure did! And they're standing right here! Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex.
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You're fucking welcome, and you're fucking welcome, everybody's fucking welcome, OK?! Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% combed cotton, 44% ...
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I'll bake love to you, like you want me to, and I'll fold in your egg whites, baby all through the night... Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heav...
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How many times do I have to ask you to not curse in front of the giraffe?! You know she's just going to repeat everything you say. Features: Su...
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These crew socks blend nylon, combed cotton and a touch of spandex for a soft, stretchy fit. Bright floral pattern and cheeky text add fun to any o...
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These crew socks blend 51% combed cotton, 46% nylon and 3% spandex for a soft yet durable feel. Designed for men’s shoe sizes 7‑12, they feature a ...
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These crew socks blend comfort and style with a vibrant green combed‑cotton blend. The fabric mix of 53% cotton, 44% nylon and 3% spandex offers so...
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These crew socks blend combed cotton, nylon, and a touch of spandex for a soft, stretchy feel. A cheeky graphic declares your dog’s cool attitude, ...
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Super‑absorbent, 100% unbleached cotton adds a soft, natural touch to your kitchen. The generous 21 in w × 28 in h size is perfect for drying dishe...
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Agent double‑oh two at your service! These crew socks blend nylon, combed cotton, and spandex for comfort and stretch. Featuring a cartoon dog grap...
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These tan M‑crew socks blend 49% nylon, 49% combed cotton and 2% spandex for a soft, stretchy fit. Playful barbecue graphics—marshmallows, graham c...
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This super‑insulated oven mitt keeps your hands safe while adding a cheeky steak design to your kitchen. Made from 100 % cotton, it offers soft yet...
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Super‑absorbent 100% unbleached cotton keeps messes at bay while kids have fun. The vibrant teal‑and‑white towel features a cheeky fox and lounging...
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Add a dash of humor to your kitchen with this witty oven mitt. The cartoon squirrel and bird chef raise a wine glass, reminding you that a splash o...
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A vibrant dish towel brings festive flair to any kitchen gathering. Bright blue and white illustrations of party-goers add a cheerful touch while t...
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These black crew socks combine a bold "Studies Show I’m The Shit" print with a soft blend of nylon, combed cotton and spandex for a comfortable fit...
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These M‑crew socks blend 63% combed cotton, 34% nylon and 3% spandex for a soft, stretchy fit. The vibrant teal, navy, red and orange stripes add a...
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These crew socks feature a bold floral pattern in blue, white and peach, crafted from a soft blend of combed cotton, nylon and spandex. The playful...
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This pink cotton dish towel celebrates solitude with cheerful illustrations of a smiling house, flowers, sun, moon, and hearts. Its soft, absorbent...
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These M‑crew socks blend comfort and durability with a soft combed‑cotton base, reinforced by nylon and a touch of spandex for stretch. The bold bl...
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These crew socks blend comfy combed cotton with nylon and a touch of spandex for a soft stretch. Vibrant gamer graphics and bold text bring playful...
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These light‑blue crew socks blend soft combed cotton with nylon and a touch of spandex for a breathable, stretch‑fit feel. Playful cloud and city g...
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These socks blend 40% nylon, 57% combed cotton and 3% spandex for a soft, stretchy feel. A playful lawn pattern and tiny mower graphics add garden‑...
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These socks blend comfort and durability with a soft combed cotton base, reinforced by nylon and a touch of spandex for stretch. Designed for US si...
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A cheeky oven mitt that says "I love my asshole kids" with a bright blue retro design, perfect for adding humor to your kitchen. Made from durable ...
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These crew socks blend 53% nylon, 45% combed cotton, and 2% spandex for a soft, stretchy feel. A bold geometric diamond pattern in blue, orange, an...
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Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.
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Most of the time, I've got all the patience in the world. Other times, I've got abso-fucking-lutely none of it. Not a speck. Women's shoe size 5-...
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You can be a partial perfectionist all of the time or you can be a total perfectionist some of the time but you can't ever really make things perf...
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Say it loud, say it proud, say it with a tiny bit of superiority because now you're done saying it and everyone else is spending too much time and...
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It's all you need, it's all around, and it's available to every-freaking-one of ya. Features: Men's shoe size 5-10. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylo...
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It's all you need, it's all around, and it's available to every-freaking-one of ya. Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylo...
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Back in my day we didn't even have aprons, we just wiped our dirty hands on our shirts. Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extr...
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Knowledge is puppy power. Or is it the other way around? Probably doesn't matter. Women's shoe size 5-10. 51% nylon; 47% combed cotton; 2% spand...
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Picking a favourite cheese would be like picking a favourite child, so don't even ask. Features: Super-insulated. 100% cotton.
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I'm all for religious tolerance and freedom, but if you don't believe in Pizza Angels then I can't be your friend. Features: Super-absorbent. 1...
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Netflix and Netflix and Netflix and Netflix and Netflix and Netflix and Netflix and chill. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% combed cotton;...
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Wanna join me? I promise, the food's gonna taste wayyyy better this way. Features: Super-insulated. 100% cotton.
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Not all who wander are (unintentionally) lost. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 2% spandex.
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Yes, that's bitchy in a good way. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% combed cotton, 44% nylon and 3% spandex.
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Watch out! I've got a spatula and I'm not afraid to use it! Features: Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extra-long waist ti...
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I call 'em like I see 'em, ok? Features: Super-absorbent. 100% cotton.
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You think old guys can't stand up for themselves? Well, you're WRONG. Men's shoe size 7-12. 49% combed cotton, 49% nylon and 2% spandex.
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But not before a little sweet talk. I have standards, you know. Features: Super-insulated. 100% cotton.
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I know I said I'd clean up, but this is going TOO FAR. Features: Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.
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The term "beer me" can also be used to request non-beer items. For instance: "beer me those tongs" or "beer me the car keys." The possibilities are...
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She will take extra sprinkles, though, if you have them. Maybe a cherry, too? Women's shoe size 5-10. 57% nylon; 41% combed cotton; 2% spandex.
Anyone with a sense of humour deserves an item or two from Blue Q. They’ve been designing & manufacturing amusing accessories since 1988 – aka for over 30 years! Their products are distinctive for their silly & sarcastic quotes, bright colours & retro inspired illustrations, and with a motto like “we just want you to be happy”, it’s no wonder they’re a beloved brand in gift stores all around the country…
There’s no doubt that Blue Q’s graphic & novelty socks for men & women are the company’s most well known and successful items. Made from combed cotton, nylon & spandex, they’re super comfortable and fit all foot sizes. However, it’s what’s written on them that makes them best sellers. Quotes range from ballsy backchat like “F**k Off I’m Gaming”, “Bitch I Am Relaxed”, “I’m Not Bossy I Am The Boss” and “Shhh… I’m Overthinking” to self-proclaimed mantles like “Cool Dad”, “Crazy Cat Dude”, “Grumpy Old Man”, “Cut As A Bitchy Button”, “Mindful As F**k”, “Cute But Psycho”, “Tough As Shit” & much more.
If you want to make a sassy statement in the kitchen, Blue Q oven mitts & aprons are just what you need. The mitts are made of 100% cotton and are well insulated, whilst the aprons are a soft yet sturdy heavy cotton twill and come with an adjustable neck strap, pockets and long waist ties. Both are as practical as they are personality packed. Popular cooking related captions include “Bitch I Am The Secret Ingredient”, “Man With A Pan”, “Feed You F**kers”, “Pizza’s Here”, “Undo Your Pants”, “Food Ya Burnt”, “I’ve Heard Good Things About Wine”, “I’ll Bake Love To You”, “Beer Me” & “Mr Spice Guy”.