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These socks were made for DANCING! (Sorry, that one was too easy to pass up.) Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% combed cotton; 46% nyl...
View full detailsIt's hard to believe, but I started in the mailroom. Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton, 40% nylon and 3% spandex.
Actually, next time, just bring the ones with the elastic waist. Or none at all. Features: Super-insulated. 100% cotton.
Question: If a man in a forest shouts, "I fucking love it out here!" and no one hears it, does he make a sound? Answer: No, and that's how he like...
View full detailsNot all who wander are (unintentionally) lost. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 2% spandex.
Yes, that's bitchy in a good way. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% combed cotton, 44% nylon and 3% spandex.
Coming soon: Man With A Pot and Man With A Dutch Oven! Features: Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extra-long waist ties, h...
View full detailsDream, believe, achieve, my friend. Dream, believe, achieve. Features: Super-insulated. 100% cotton.
The cool thing about mindful people is that they can still use the word "fuck." It's just that when they do, they do so from a more mindful perspec...
View full detailsThat said, I'm not going to tell you WHAT I've seen. You'll have to use your imagination for that. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 51% combed c...
View full detailsHere I am, still having it. Never lost it, not once, and not ever gonna. Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% nylon; 47% combed cotton; 3% spandex.
No, really... Are you going to check that? Because I think I smell smoke... and that flame is pretty high. Features: Super-insulated. 100%...
View full detailsI've got the gear, I've got the time, and I've got the stamina. Watch out food, I'm coming for ya. Features: Super-insulated. 100% cotton. ...
View full detailsBut not before a little sweet talk. I have standards, you know. Features: Super-insulated. 100% cotton.
I call 'em like I see 'em, ok? Features: Super-absorbent. 100% cotton.
You think old guys can't stand up for themselves? Well, you're WRONG. Men's shoe size 7-12. 49% combed cotton, 49% nylon and 2% spandex.
Should you buy the shoes? Do you get the extra scoop? Do you take over the world? YES, GIRL, YES. Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 35% combed c...
View full detailsSometimes "far" is the other side of the world... and sometimes it's just to the inner caverns of your mind. Pretty deep for a sock, huh? Women's...
View full detailsI know I said I'd clean up, but this is going TOO FAR. Features: Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.
Hey, as long as someone else is doing the cooking, it's all good. Features: Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.
Women's shoe size 5-10. - 55% nylon - 43% combed cotton - 2% spandex.
Women's shoe size 5-10. - 55% nylon - 43% combed cotton - 2% spandex.
If you’re a guy who knows that spice is what makes the world go ‘round, make sure to pick up this colourful oven mitt! It features a toque-wearin...
View full detailsI was just on a walk the other day when it occurred to me. And honestly, I was so blown away by my own incredible tenacity that I had to sit down f...
View full detailsYou sure did! And they're standing right here! Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex.
Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; 43% combed cotton; 2% spandex.
What came first, the Cute or the Psycho? The world may never know. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex. ...
View full detailsYou're fucking welcome, and you're fucking welcome, everybody's fucking welcome, OK?! Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% combed cotton, 44% ...
View full detailsI'll bake love to you, like you want me to, and I'll fold in your egg whites, baby all through the night... Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heav...
View full detailsThe term "beer me" can also be used to request non-beer items. For instance: "beer me those tongs" or "beer me the car keys." The possibilities are...
View full detailsHow many times do I have to ask you to not curse in front of the giraffe?! You know she's just going to repeat everything you say. Features: Su...
View full detailsShe will take extra sprinkles, though, if you have them. Maybe a cherry, too? Women's shoe size 5-10. 57% nylon; 41% combed cotton; 2% spandex.
The wind in my hair, the sun on my back, and shorts that make my butt look amazing. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 54% combed cotton; 43% ny...
View full detailsI hate to be the one to break it to you... NOT! Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 69% combed cotton; 30% nylon; 1% spandex.
Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.
Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.
Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.
Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.
Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.
Women's shoe size 5-10. - 55% nylon - 43% combed cotton - 2% spandex.
Women's shoe size 5-10. - 55% nylon - 43% combed cotton - 2% spandex.
Women's shoe size 5-10. - 55% nylon - 43% combed cotton - 2% spandex.
Women's shoe size 5-10. - 55% nylon - 43% combed cotton - 2% spandex.
Women's shoe size 5-10. - 55% nylon - 43% combed cotton - 2% spandex.
Women's shoe size 5-10. - 55% nylon - 43% combed cotton - 2% spandex.
Women's shoe size 5-10. - 55% nylon - 43% combed cotton - 2% spandex.
Women's shoe size 5-10. - 55% nylon - 43% combed cotton - 2% spandex.
Most of the time, I've got all the patience in the world. Other times, I've got abso-fucking-lutely none of it. Not a speck. Women's shoe size 5-...
View full detailsAnyone with a sense of humour deserves an item or two from Blue Q. They’ve been designing & manufacturing amusing accessories since 1988 – aka for over 30 years! Their products are distinctive for their silly & sarcastic quotes, bright colours & retro inspired illustrations, and with a motto like “we just want you to be happy”, it’s no wonder they’re a beloved brand in gift stores all around the country…
There’s no doubt that Blue Q’s graphic & novelty socks for men & women are the company’s most well known and successful items. Made from combed cotton, nylon & spandex, they’re super comfortable and fit all foot sizes. However, it’s what’s written on them that makes them best sellers. Quotes range from ballsy backchat like “F**k Off I’m Gaming”, “Bitch I Am Relaxed”, “I’m Not Bossy I Am The Boss” and “Shhh… I’m Overthinking” to self-proclaimed mantles like “Cool Dad”, “Crazy Cat Dude”, “Grumpy Old Man”, “Cut As A Bitchy Button”, “Mindful As F**k”, “Cute But Psycho”, “Tough As Shit” & much more.
If you want to make a sassy statement in the kitchen, Blue Q oven mitts & aprons are just what you need. The mitts are made of 100% cotton and are well insulated, whilst the aprons are a soft yet sturdy heavy cotton twill and come with an adjustable neck strap, pockets and long waist ties. Both are as practical as they are personality packed. Popular cooking related captions include “Bitch I Am The Secret Ingredient”, “Man With A Pan”, “Feed You F**kers”, “Pizza’s Here”, “Undo Your Pants”, “Food Ya Burnt”, “I’ve Heard Good Things About Wine”, “I’ll Bake Love To You”, “Beer Me” & “Mr Spice Guy”.