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Christmas Gifts for Him

  • MDI | Tiny Hands-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Tiny Hands-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    MDI | Tiny Hands

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    Are you looking for a hilarious pair of tiny prop hands to prank your friends with! Now is your chance to give an itty bitty salute, a puny handsh...

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  • MDI | Grow a Girlfriend-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    MDI | Grow a Girlfriend

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    Maybe you haven't had much luck in the past? Or maybe you are just wanting to have a bit of an upgrade? Avoid the silly questions, nagging, and ho...

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  • MDI | Alcohol Shot Gun White-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    MDI | Alcohol Shot Gun White

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    The ultimate party weapon - load it up and shoot your way to a great night. Features: Easy to use - just load the cartridge, pull back the cockin...

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  • MDI | Koolface Poo Timer-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    MDI | Koolface Poo Timer

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    No more waiting around for them to finish with this handy timer! Features: Set the timer and when 5 minutes is up, it's time to wipe

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  • MDI | Ring Beer Bottle Opener-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    MDI | Ring Beer Bottle Opener

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    Never be caught without a beer bottle opener again! This is a perfect addition to ensure no man is left empty handed. Features: Made from brushed...

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  • MDI | Mini Blower-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Mini Blower-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    MDI | Mini Blower

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    A USB-powered mini blower that's perfectly sized to whisk away the crumbs on your desk, need I say more? Features: Bright vibrant orange colour w...

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  • MDI | Stress Relief Sausage-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    MDI | Stress Relief Sausage

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    A super squeezy sausage for improved blood circulation, stress relief and muscle tension! Features: 1 Stress Relief Sausage 

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  • MDI | Arse/Face Soap-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    MDI | Arse/Face Soap

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    The scented soap that tells you where to stick it. Perfect for housemates that need a subtle warning to avoid any nasty mix-ups. Features: The wh...

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  • Takeaway Dice-Gift Republic-Homing Instincts
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    Takeaway Dice

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    Are you that friend that never knows what to eat? Find yourself on the internet wanting every type of fast food? Well now you’ll never have to wast...

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  • MDI | Mini Knockout Swearing-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    MDI | Mini Knockout Swearing

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    Work out some stress by hitting the Mini Knockout Swearing Punching Ball! This perfect mini punching ball affixes easily to any flat surface and, ...

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  • Stress Banana-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    Stress Banana

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    A big old banana for stress relief Squeeze to feel as cool and calm as a banana Fruity and wholesome

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  • MDI | Stress Relief Eggplant-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    MDI | Stress Relief Eggplant

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    A big squeezy, stretchy, bendable eggplant for ultimate stress relief Cheeky 3D version of your favourite emoji! Great novelty gift for those tha...

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  • Stress Relief Avocado-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    Stress Relief Avocado

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    Cute smiling avocado stress toy! Give it a squeeze and feel your worries melt away Great for staying calm when your avos aren't ripe enough to eat....

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  • World's Smallest Table Tennis-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    World's Smallest Table Tennis

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    You might've seen desktop table tennis before. And you might have thought it was pretty cute and tiny. But no table tennis is as cute and tiny as ...

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  • MDI | Desktop Duck Shooting-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Desktop Duck Shooting-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    MDI | Desktop Duck Shooting

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    It's always open season on your desk! Practice your shooting skills with the rubber band-loaded pencil gun. Features: Comes with 3 yellow duck t...

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  • World's Smallest Fishing Set-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    World's Smallest Fishing Set

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    Worlds Smallest Fishing - 12cm x 8cm x 2.5cm

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  • World's Smallest Golf Set-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    World's Smallest Golf Set

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    The Worlds Smallest Golf Set is teeny tiny ! It contains everything you need for a tee-rific game of office golf in a handy metal tin. Includes 2 g...

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  • World's Smallest Galileo Thermometer-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    World's Smallest Galileo Thermometer

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    This World's Smallest Galileo Thermometer may be tiny, but it can certainly predict surrounding air temperatures! Your small glass novelty thermom...

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  • World's Smallest Tape Dispenser-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    World's Smallest Tape Dispenser

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    Sick of having to fiddle around with the sticky tape when you're wrapping presents? Cutting the tape, only to have it stick to itself before you c...

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  • Stress Relief Turd-MDI-Homing Instincts
    Stress Relief Turd-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    Stress Relief Turd

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    Hilarious turd-shaped stress toy Give it a squeeze and feel your worries melt away Great for when you're having a crappy day Product dimension app...

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  • IS Gift | Fart Button-IS Gift-Homing Instincts
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    IS Gift | Fart Button

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    A hilarious, slightly immature display of 10 fart noises and accompanying explanations to have you in fits of laughter. The Fart Button is a gift ...

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  • Smiling Poo Toilet Paper-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    Smiling Poo Toilet Paper

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    DESCRIPTION Toilet paper printed with the Koolface smiling poo 200 sheets, 3 ply SPECIFICATION 100(L) x 100(W) x 100(H) mm

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  • MDI | Stealth Mobile Phone Flask-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    MDI | Stealth Mobile Phone Flask

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    Hide your booze in plain sight!   Features: Flask that looks and feels just like a smart phone Comes with a small funnel to easily fill the flask...

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  • MDI | Jesus Soap-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    MDI | Jesus Soap

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    Wash away your sins one soap at a time. Features: Soap bar with Jesus design Wash away your sins- literally! Great gag gift for the sinners

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  • World's Smallest Hairdryer-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    World's Smallest Hairdryer

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    Assorted colours Sick of carting around your bulky hair dryer? No need! Try the world's SMALLEST hair dryer instead. I can't promise it will get t...

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  • Excuse Dice-Thumbs Up-Homing Instincts
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    Excuse Dice

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    Guilty of fobbing people off with rubbish excuses? Make them hilarious with this set of Excuse Dice. We'd love to be a fly on the wall when you tur...

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If you’re looking for Christmas gifts for him, look no further than Homing Instincts!

Games and Grooming

Is your fella a mastermind or manicured man? If he fancies himself as a clever clogs, we’ve got your Christmas gift ideas for him covered, with a variety of games including Campfire Poker and Adult Charades. If he prefers to maintain his body, not mind, get him something from our men’s skincare range from Handsome, Hunter Lab and Gentlemen’s Hardware. Personal products include moisturisers, shaving gel, hand & body washes and cologne.

Sunglasses, Socks & Undies

Want to make the man in your life sun safe and stylish? Our sunglasses and blue light filter lens with IZIPIZI are cool and colourful and come with 100% UV protection. If you’re looking for funny Christmas gifts for him, there’s no need to veer away from the traditional socks & jocks. Blue Q’s socks feature hilarious quotes and mantras to impress or offend, so he’ll always be making a sassy statement.

Books, Bottles and Beyond!

If your bloke likes a book (with pictures, of course), we’ve got a range of reading varieties, from Lonely Planet guidebooks and 50 places to surf and ski, to books on beer and BBQs. Give your guy the hint to stay hydrated this festive season with a range of sleek drink bottles from Memobottle, Destination Label, S’well and Ted Baker. Still need that last minute Christmas gift for him? We’ve got stacks to see, from Homewares and Kitchen accessories, to Tech and so much more! Browse online or in-store today!