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  • MDI | Donald Trump Toilet Paper-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Donald Trump Toilet Paper-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $7.95

    MDI | Donald Trump Toilet Paper

    MDI

    Turn your toilet seat into the presidential suite with this comical roll of toilet paper, courtesy of Donald Trump's smooching face. A novelty gif...

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    $7.95
  • Grow a Boyfriend-Homing Instincts-Homing Instincts
    $6.95

    Grow a Boyfriend

    MDI

    I grow to 6x my size, just add water! Babe, you're always right Let's go shopping all day I never snore I don't talk, I just listen

    $6.95
  • Guzzle Buddy - Wine Glass to Go-IS Gift-Homing Instincts
    Guzzle Buddy - Wine Glass to Go-IS Gift-Homing Instincts
    Original price $34.95
    Current price $15.00

    Guzzle Buddy - Wine Glass to Go

    IS Gift

    Pouring wine is such a chore! Simply tilt the bottle up and drink normally, no splash, no mess. If you can drink from a glass you can drink from a ...

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    Original price $34.95
    Current price $15.00
  • MDI | Father Definition Mug-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Father Definition Mug-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $16.95

    MDI | Father Definition Mug

    MDI

    Are you looking for that perfect gift this Father's Day? Celebrate Dads and all their embarrassing yet truly inspiring qualities with a mug that e...

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    $16.95
  • MDI | Good Morning F**kers Mug-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Good Morning F**kers Mug-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $19.95

    MDI | Good Morning F**kers Mug

    MDI

    Nothing quite like a morning pick me up. Start your day off with this sassy message. Features: Quality black ceramic mug featuring a rising sun a...

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    $19.95
  • MDI | Stress Balls-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Stress Balls-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $12.95

    MDI | Stress Balls

    MDI

    Is something or someone driving you nuts? Give these a squeeze and feel better   Features: Includes 2 testes for realistic feel 90(L) x 60(W) x 6...

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    $12.95
  • MDI | Grow a Smiling Poo-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Grow a Smiling Poo-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $6.95

    MDI | Grow a Smiling Poo

    MDI

    Plop this little poop in water and watch him grow. This Smiling Poo Emoji will be the talk of the town on your office desk or beside your bed. Gre...

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    $6.95
  • Gift Republic | Micro Penis Mug-Homing Instincts
    Gift Republic | Micro Penis Mug-Homing Instincts
    $19.95

    Gift Republic | Micro Penis Mug

    MDI

    “What a curiously patterned mu... oh it's a load of tiny dicks." There are no two ways about it – this mug is covered with hundreds of micro pen...

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    $19.95
  • MDI | Tiny Hands-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Tiny Hands-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $8.95

    MDI | Tiny Hands

    MDI

    Are you looking for a hilarious pair of tiny prop hands to prank your friends with! Now is your chance to give an itty bitty salute, a puny handsh...

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    $8.95
  • Dachshund Stemless Wine Glass-MDI-Homing Instincts
    Dachshund Stemless Wine Glass-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $19.95

    Dachshund Stemless Wine Glass

    MDI

    Has it been a real wiener of a day? This glass will redeem the evening! Hand-blown stemless wine glass featuring everyone's favourite sausage-shap...

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    $19.95
  • MDI | Grow a Girlfriend-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Grow a Girlfriend-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $6.95

    MDI | Grow a Girlfriend

    MDI

    Maybe you haven't had much luck in the past? Or maybe you are just wanting to have a bit of an upgrade? Avoid the silly questions, nagging, and ho...

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    $6.95
  • Stretch Dachshund-MDI-Homing Instincts
    Stretch Dachshund-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $7.95

    Stretch Dachshund

    MDI

    We already know these guys are super cute and fun and now we have super stretchy sausage dogs! Filled with textured sand that holds whatever shape...

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    $7.95
  • Galaxy Ball Smoosho-MDI-Homing Instincts
    Galaxy Ball Smoosho-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $16.99

    Galaxy Ball Smoosho

    MDI

    The Smoosho's Galaxy Ball is truly out of this world! You will feel calm and focused after just a few squeezes of this super soft squishy ball.    ...

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    $16.99
  • Push & Pop | Bubble Pop Fidget Toy-MDI-Homing Instincts
    Push & Pop | Bubble Pop Fidget Toy-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $9.99

    Push & Pop | Bubble Pop Fidget Toy Circle

    MDI

    Never-ending bubble popping fun! The Bubble Pop Fidget Toy is perfect for travel or on the go! Ever catch your children, or maybe even yourself, po...

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    $9.99
  • MDI | Alcohol Shot Gun White-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Alcohol Shot Gun White-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $32.95

    MDI | Alcohol Shot Gun White

    MDI

    The ultimate party weapon - load it up and shoot your way to a great night. Features: Easy to use - just load the cartridge, pull back the cockin...

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    $32.95
  • MDI | Mini Blower-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Mini Blower-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $19.95

    MDI | Mini Blower

    MDI

    A USB-powered mini blower that's perfectly sized to whisk away the crumbs on your desk, need I say more? Features: Bright vibrant orange colour w...

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    $19.95
  • $100 Toilet Paper-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $100 Toilet Paper-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $7.95

    $100 Toilet Paper

    MDI

    Impress your guests with this ultimate luxury item Soft toilet paper with the Australian $100 note printed in full colour

    $7.95
  • Squishy Pug-MDI-Homing Instincts
    Squishy Pug-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $6.95

    Squishy Pug

    MDI

    Super squishy stretchy mouldable pigs! Filled with textured sand that holds whatever shape you mould it into Fun stress toy for all ages 65(L) x ...

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    $6.95
  • MDI | Ring Beer Bottle Opener-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Ring Beer Bottle Opener-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $8.95

    MDI | Ring Beer Bottle Opener

    MDI

    Never be caught without a beer bottle opener again! This is a perfect addition to ensure no man is left empty handed. Features: Made from brushed...

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    $8.95
  • MDI | Koolface Poo Timer-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Koolface Poo Timer-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $12.95

    MDI | Koolface Poo Timer

    MDI

    No more waiting around for them to finish with this handy timer! Features: Set the timer and when 5 minutes is up, it's time to wipe

    $12.95
  • Smiling Poo Toilet Paper-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    $7.95

    Smiling Poo Toilet Paper

    MDI

    DESCRIPTION Toilet paper printed with the Koolface smiling poo 200 sheets, 3 ply SPECIFICATION 100(L) x 100(W) x 100(H) mm

    $7.95
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  • Push & Pop | Bubble Pop Fidget Toy-MDI-Homing Instincts
    Push & Pop | Bubble Pop Fidget Toy-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $9.99

    Push & Pop | Bubble Pop Fidget Sqaure

    MDI

    Never-ending bubble popping fun! The Bubble Pop Fidget Toy is perfect for travel or on the go! Ever catch your children, or maybe even yourself, po...

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    $9.99
  • Fishin' for Floaters Bath Fishing Game-MDI-Homing Instincts
    Fishin' for Floaters Bath Fishing Game-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $19.95

    Fishin' for Floaters Bath Fishing Game

    MDI

    Unmentionables in the bath? It's time to fish them out! This classic toy makes bath time fun for kids young and young at heart.  Features: Fishin'...

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    $19.95
  • Pug Stress Balls-MDI-Homing Instincts
    Pug Stress Balls-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $12.95

    Pug Stress Balls

    MDI

    There are few things in life that beat cuddling a cute pup. Whenever you need a little pick me up give this Pug Stress Ball a squeeze. Feel your t...

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    $12.95
  • MDI | Mini Knockout Swearing-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $14.95

    MDI | Mini Knockout Swearing

    MDI

    Work out some stress by hitting the Mini Knockout Swearing Punching Ball! This perfect mini punching ball affixes easily to any flat surface and, ...

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    $14.95
  • MDI | Grow Santa-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Grow Santa-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $6.95

    MDI | Grow Santa

    MDI

    Grow your very open Santa! This is a perfect for stocking stuffers or pre-Christmas opener. Features: Just place in water to make it grow Grows u...

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    $6.95
  • Stress Banana-MDI-Homing Instincts
    Stress Banana-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $14.95

    Stress Banana

    MDI

    A big old banana for stress relief Squeeze to feel as cool and calm as a banana Fruity and wholesome

    $14.95
  • Jumbo Morphing Ball Smoosho (assorted colours)-MDI-Homing Instincts
    Jumbo Morphing Ball Smoosho (assorted colours)-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $16.99

    Jumbo Morphing Ball Smoosho (assorted colours)

    MDI

    The Smoosho's Jumbo Morphing Ball is like no other squishy you have ever felt! You will feel calm and focused after just a few squeezes of this sup...

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    $16.99
  • Best F*cking Mum Ever Mug-MDI-Homing Instincts
    Best F*cking Mum Ever Mug-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $14.95

    Best F*cking Mum Ever Mug

    MDI

    Quality ceramic mug featuring phrase "Best f*cking mum ever" Vibrant peachy-coral background Not for the fainthearted, but speaks the truth! Dishw...

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    $14.95
  • MDI | Stealth Mobile Phone Flask-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Stealth Mobile Phone Flask-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $19.95

    MDI | Stealth Mobile Phone Flask

    MDI

    Hide your booze in plain sight!   Features: Flask that looks and feels just like a smart phone Comes with a small funnel to easily fill the flask...

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    $19.95
  • MDI | Arse/Face Soap-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Arse/Face Soap-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $16.95

    MDI | Arse/Face Soap

    MDI

    The scented soap that tells you where to stick it. Perfect for housemates that need a subtle warning to avoid any nasty mix-ups. Features: The wh...

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    $16.95
  • MDI | Stress Relief Sausage-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Stress Relief Sausage-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $12.95

    MDI | Stress Relief Sausage

    MDI

    A super squeezy sausage for improved blood circulation, stress relief and muscle tension! Features: 1 Stress Relief Sausage 

    $12.95
  • Dachshund Table Lamp-MDI-Homing Instincts
    Dachshund Table Lamp-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $59.95

    Dachshund Table Lamp

    MDI

    Cute table lamp shaped like the lovably long sausage dog, this makes a great ornament during the day and lights up the room at night. Low voltage ...

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    $59.95
  • MDI | Grow a Sloth-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Grow a Sloth-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $6.95

    MDI | Grow a Sloth

    MDI

    Grow your very on 'furry' friend. BEWARE, these sloths are lazy, slow, and seriously thirsty. Feed it water and watch it grow! Features: 6x the or...

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    $6.95
  • Sausage Dog & Ketchup Salt and Pepper Shakers-MDI-Homing Instincts
    Sausage Dog & Ketchup Salt and Pepper Shakers-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $16.95

    Sausage Dog & Ketchup Salt and Pepper Shakers

    MDI

    Add some flavour to your table setting with this salt and pepper set. Featuring a 'sausage' dog and a bottle of ketchup. Features: Hand wash reco...

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    $16.95
  • MDI | Stress Relief Eggplant-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Stress Relief Eggplant-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $14.95

    MDI | Stress Relief Eggplant

    MDI

    A big squeezy, stretchy, bendable eggplant for ultimate stress relief Cheeky 3D version of your favourite emoji! Great novelty gift for those tha...

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    $14.95
  • MDI | Grow a Koala-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Grow a Koala-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $6.95

    MDI | Grow a Koala

    MDI

    It is on everyone's bucket list to go hug a koala and now you can! Grow your very own friendly, furry friend right in the comfort of your home.  Fe...

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    $6.95
  • Adorable Avocado Salt and Pepper Shakers-MDI-Homing Instincts
    Adorable Avocado Salt and Pepper Shakers-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $14.95

    Adorable Avocado Salt and Pepper Shakers

    MDI

    Add some flavour to your table setting with this salt and pepper set. Featuring a an adorable avocado pair. Features: Hand wash recommended Mater...

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    $14.95
  • Squishy Pig-MDI-Homing Instincts
    Squishy Pig-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $6.95

    Squishy Pig

    MDI

    Super squishy stretchy mouldable pigs! Filled with textured sand that holds whatever shape you mould it into Fun stress toy for all ages 65(L) x ...

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    $6.95
  • Chug 'n' Toke Beer Bong-MDI-Homing Instincts
    Chug 'n' Toke Beer Bong-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $24.95

    Chug 'n' Toke Beer Bong

    MDI

    Level up your party with this multi-use beer bong that's also a water pipe! Light it up, chug your beer, then finish it up with a deep toke of smo...

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    $24.95
  • MDI | On the Rocks Whisky Stones-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | On the Rocks Whisky Stones-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $24.95

    MDI | On the Rocks Whisky Stones

    MDI

    Spice up your next drink with these stylish, yet functional whisky stones. Features: Contains 9 spirit-cooling stone cubes and a black velvet sto...

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    $24.95
  • MDI | Adult Charades Game-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Adult Charades Game-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $15.95

    MDI | Adult Charades Game

    MDI

    A re-imagining of the classic game to make a naughty party game for naughty people. Players act out rude suggestions and their teammates try to gu...

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    $15.95
  • Labrador Mug-MDI-Homing Instincts
    Labrador Mug-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $29.95

    Labrador Mug

    MDI

    Quality ceramic mug featuring an artistic hand-painted Labrador and dynamic 3D head handle Combination of 2D and 3D bring this adorable pup to ...

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    $29.95
  • I F*cking Love You Mug-MDI-Homing Instincts
    I F*cking Love You Mug-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $16.95

    I F*cking Love You Mug

    MDI

    Sometimes you just need to express your love to someone in a really bold way. Enter the perfect mug to show just how much you truly love them. Eleg...

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    $16.95
  • Boobs Mug-MDI-Homing Instincts
    Boobs Mug-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $19.95

    Boobs Mug

    MDI

    Rise and shine with a perky bounce in your step! This voluptuous mug is the perfect way to start your mornings, and makes a hilarious novelty gift ...

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    $19.95
  • MDI | Wind Up Pugs (Set of 2)-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Wind Up Pugs (Set of 2)-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $16.95

    MDI | Wind Up Pugs (Set of 2)

    MDI

    Grab a friend and watch as these cute, cuddly race for victory. Simply wind the key on the side of each pup, place them behind a starting line on a...

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    $16.95
  • MDI | Desktop Duck Shooting-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Desktop Duck Shooting-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $14.95

    MDI | Desktop Duck Shooting

    MDI

    It's always open season on your desk! Practice your shooting skills with the rubber band-loaded pencil gun. Features: Comes with 3 yellow duck t...

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    $14.95
  • MDI | Spin the Shot Drinking Game-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Spin the Shot Drinking Game-MDI-Homing Instincts
    $19.95

    MDI | Spin the Shot Drinking Game

    MDI

    No more awkward kisses with this fresh spin on a classic party game!  Features: Super simple gameplay - whoever the arrow lands on drinks Mix it ...

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    $19.95