Valentine's Gifts for Him

Maybe you haven't had much luck in the past? Or maybe you are just wanting to have a bit of an upgrade? Avoid the silly questions, nagging, and ho...

Chill your drink without dilution, the Gentlemen's Hardware Whisky Stones are ideal for any ice cold drink lover. Practical and stylish, the phras...

Rise and shine with a perky bounce in your step! This voluptuous mug is the perfect way to start your mornings, and makes a hilarious novelty gift ...

A super squeezy sausage for improved blood circulation, stress relief and muscle tension! Features: 1 Stress Relief Sausage 

The scented soap that tells you where to stick it. Perfect for housemates that need a subtle warning to avoid any nasty mix-ups. Features: The wh...

135x135mm Blank inside Card and envelope manufactured using pulp sourced from sustainable forests Fine speckled envelope Compostable cellophan...

Always be prepared with the essential Gentlemen's Hardware stainless steel 14-in-1 Key Multi-Tool! Includes: large and small flat head screwdriver...

A big old banana for stress relief Squeeze to feel as cool and calm as a banana Fruity and wholesome

A big squeezy, stretchy, bendable eggplant for ultimate stress relief Cheeky 3D version of your favourite emoji! Great novelty gift for those tha...

14 x 14 cm greeting card with illustrations inside and out. Includes a kraft envelope. Made in Australia by La La Land.

14 x 14 cm greeting card with illustrations inside and out. Includes a kraft envelope. Made in Australia by La La Land.

A re-imagining of the classic game to make a naughty party game for naughty people. Players act out rude suggestions and their teammates try to gu...

Modern love via text. I have no idea why my phone still doesn't recognize the F word after all this time. Fortunately we have emojis.

This card is left blank for your own message and comes with a brightly coloured envelope. This card measures 104 x 150mm. Produced in the UK. FSC c...

Candle Bark Greeting Card designed and made in Australia. This card is sure to put a smile on the face of anyone who receives it. 

This card is left blank for your own message and comes with a brightly coloured envelope. This card measures 104 x 150mm. Produced in the UK. FSC c...

Organic Lime / Banksia / BergamotA uniquely Australian blend to keep your body clean, soft and handsome. Directions for UseApply on your hands, moi...

Organic Witch Hazel/KaolinActivated charcoal in a delicious mousse texture with a very fine natural scrub leaves your face refreshed, buff and hand...

Get a jazzy tune going around the campfire with this Campfire Harmonica from Gentlemen's Hardware! Diatonic Harmonica with song sheet and cloth

Love being Married to You heart filled card.

14 x 14 cm greeting card with illustrations inside and out. Includes a kraft envelope. Made in Australia by La La Land.

Printed on FSC card 148x148mm Plastic free packaging is coming. This card may come without a plastic sleeve, in it’s place is an easily removable ...

Sometimes you just need to express your love to someone in a really bold way. Enter the perfect mug to show just how much you truly love them. Eleg...

"I like to keep in shape so I go to the gym and I also do a lot of pilots." "Don't you mean Pilates?" "I know what I mean, honey."   This card is l...

"I like to be teased in bed." "Your new glasses look stupid."

Great for the beach, wet weather, spills and camping.   Features:  IPX 7. Submersible to 1m for 30 minutes. Clip on carabiner.

Cedarwood / Orange Peel / White CypressA gentle lathering gel to make dirty hands clean, soft and handsome. Directions for UseApply on your hands, ...

"Cats are wonderful. They don't judge you. All they want is love." "Feed me, slut."

A nourishing facial moisturiser with anti-ageing properties to keep your face hydrated and handsome. Smoothes easily onto the face, absorbs rapidly...

  Make light work of those odd jobs about the house with the Pocket Multi Tool Flash Light from Gentlemen's Hardware. Features: Versatile, five-p...

Printed in the UK on high quality textured board. Blank inside with a pebble envelope.

Printed in the UK on high quality textured board. Blank inside with a pebble envelope.

14 x 14 cm greeting card with illustrations inside and out. Includes a kraft envelope. Made in Australia by La La Land.

Printed in the UK on high quality textured board. Blank inside with a pebble envelope.

Printed in the UK on high quality textured board. Blank inside with a pebble envelope.

Printed in the UK on high quality textured board. Blank inside with a pebble envelope.

Printed in the UK on high quality textured board. Blank inside with a pebble envelope.

"Uniporn rainbows glitter anal"

"Are you using any contraception besides your horrible personality and ugly face?"   This card is left blank for your own message and comes with a ...

"Resurrection, or just pleased to see me?"This card is left blank for your own message and comes with a brightly coloured envelope. This card measu...