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Socks: they're just like us. They laugh, they cry and sometimes they sit on a stairway to nowhere, moping about how no one loves them. Don't just s...
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Maybe it's a warning, maybe it's a statement of fact. Whatever it is, it's pink and cute and a damn near perfect match for your kitchen. Features:...
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We get it. You're on your way home from work feeling all inspired after finding that perfect recipe, but then you get to cooking and your life tu...
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Wanna join me? I promise, the food's gonna taste wayyyy better this way. Features: Super-insulated. 100% cotton.
Appropriate for a wide range of dress codes. Get it? DRESS codes? Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% combed cotton, 44% nylon and 3% spandex.
It's important to have a bucket list. Features: Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 71 x 53cm
I've always told my kids to accept themselves, no matter who they are. Joke's on me, I guess. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; 43% ...
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Look at you! Taking notes, making jokes, distracting us from the mundane reality of the workplace. You're so cool! Features: Men's shoe size 7-12...
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Of course it's delicious - you made it! Why? Does someone dare doubt your culinary prowess? Want me to beat them up? Features: Super-insulated. ...
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It feels good to just say it out loud, doesn't it? Men's shoe size 7-12. 56% combed cotton; 41% nylon; 3% spandex.
I never fart, but I do lie. Only when I really have to. Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% nylon; 40% combed cotton; 2% spandex.
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Who's a hero? YOU'RE A HERO. Congratulations, my dear. Please, have a slice. Features: Super-insulated. 100% cotton.
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You know what they say: more is always more! Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 55% combed cotton; 43% nylon; 2% spandex.
It's not eating alone if the cat is home. Features: Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.
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Money can't buy beards, but it sure as hell can buy a pair of socks! Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 54% combed cotton; 44% nylon; 2% spandex.
We get it. You're on your way home from work feeling all inspired after finding that perfect recipe, but then you get to cooking and your life tu...
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Everything's better with just a pinch of altitude sickness. Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spandex.
These socks were made for DANCING! (Sorry, that one was too easy to pass up.) Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% combed cotton; 46% nyl...
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Actually, next time, just bring the ones with the elastic waist. Or none at all. Features: Super-insulated. 100% cotton.
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Question: If a man in a forest shouts, "I fucking love it out here!" and no one hears it, does he make a sound? Answer: No, and that's how he like...
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Not all who wander are (unintentionally) lost. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 2% spandex.
Coming soon: Man With A Pot and Man With A Dutch Oven! Features: Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extra-long waist ties, h...
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Dream, believe, achieve, my friend. Dream, believe, achieve. Features: Super-insulated. 100% cotton.
You think old guys can't stand up for themselves? Well, you're WRONG. Men's shoe size 7-12. 49% combed cotton, 49% nylon and 2% spandex.