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You know what they say: more is always more! Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 55% combed cotton; 43% nylon; 2% spandex.
It's not eating alone if the cat is home. Features: Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.
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Money can't buy beards, but it sure as hell can buy a pair of socks! Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 54% combed cotton; 44% nylon; 2% spandex.
We get it. You're on your way home from work feeling all inspired after finding that perfect recipe, but then you get to cooking and your life tu...
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Everything's better with just a pinch of altitude sickness. Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spandex.
These socks were made for DANCING! (Sorry, that one was too easy to pass up.) Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% combed cotton; 46% nyl...
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Actually, next time, just bring the ones with the elastic waist. Or none at all. Features: Super-insulated. 100% cotton.
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Question: If a man in a forest shouts, "I fucking love it out here!" and no one hears it, does he make a sound? Answer: No, and that's how he like...
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Not all who wander are (unintentionally) lost. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 2% spandex.
Coming soon: Man With A Pot and Man With A Dutch Oven! Features: Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extra-long waist ties, h...
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Dream, believe, achieve, my friend. Dream, believe, achieve. Features: Super-insulated. 100% cotton.
You think old guys can't stand up for themselves? Well, you're WRONG. Men's shoe size 7-12. 49% combed cotton, 49% nylon and 2% spandex.
That said, I'm not going to tell you WHAT I've seen. You'll have to use your imagination for that. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 51% combed c...
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But not before a little sweet talk. I have standards, you know. Features: Super-insulated. 100% cotton.
I know I said I'd clean up, but this is going TOO FAR. Features: Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.
Women's shoe size 5-10. - 55% nylon - 43% combed cotton - 2% spandex.
Women's shoe size 5-10. - 55% nylon - 43% combed cotton - 2% spandex.
Women's shoe size 5-10. - 55% nylon - 43% combed cotton - 2% spandex.
Women's shoe size 5-10. - 55% nylon - 43% combed cotton - 2% spandex.
If you’re a guy who knows that spice is what makes the world go ‘round, make sure to pick up this colourful oven mitt! It features a toque-wearin...
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You sure did! And they're standing right here! Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex.
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You're fucking welcome, and you're fucking welcome, everybody's fucking welcome, OK?! Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% combed cotton, 44% ...
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I'll bake love to you, like you want me to, and I'll fold in your egg whites, baby all through the night... Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heav...
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The term "beer me" can also be used to request non-beer items. For instance: "beer me those tongs" or "beer me the car keys." The possibilities are...
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How many times do I have to ask you to not curse in front of the giraffe?! You know she's just going to repeat everything you say. Features: Su...
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Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.
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Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.
Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.
Most of the time, I've got all the patience in the world. Other times, I've got abso-fucking-lutely none of it. Not a speck. Women's shoe size 5-...
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You can be a partial perfectionist all of the time or you can be a total perfectionist some of the time but you can't ever really make things perf...
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Say it loud, say it proud, say it with a tiny bit of superiority because now you're done saying it and everyone else is spending too much time and...
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It's all you need, it's all around, and it's available to every-freaking-one of ya. Features: Men's shoe size 5-10. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylo...
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It's all you need, it's all around, and it's available to every-freaking-one of ya. Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylo...
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Back in my day we didn't even have aprons, we just wiped our dirty hands on our shirts. Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extr...
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I've heard bad things about it, too. But the reviews have been generally positive. Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extra-lon...
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Knowledge is puppy power. Or is it the other way around? Probably doesn't matter. Women's shoe size 5-10. 51% nylon; 47% combed cotton; 2% spand...
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