Kris Kringle - Naughty

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The scented soap that tells you where to stick it. Perfect for housemates that need a subtle warning to avoid any nasty mix-ups. Features: The wh...

I'm all for religious tolerance and freedom, but if you don't believe in Pizza Angels then I can't be your friend. Features: Super-absorbent. 1...

Tell us how you really feel with your socks! Features: U.S. men's sock size 10-13 50% combed cotton, 48% nylon, 2% lycra

Yes, that's bitchy in a good way. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% combed cotton, 44% nylon and 3% spandex.

Watch out! I've got a spatula and I'm not afraid to use it! Features:  Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extra-long waist ti...

She will take extra sprinkles, though, if you have them. Maybe a cherry, too? Women's shoe size 5-10. 57% nylon; 41% combed cotton; 2% spandex.