Valentine's Gifts for Her

I know I said I'd clean up, but this is going TOO FAR. Features: Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.

Women's shoe size 5-10. - 55% nylon - 43% combed cotton - 2% spandex.

Women's shoe size 5-10. - 55% nylon - 43% combed cotton - 2% spandex.

Women's shoe size 5-10. - 55% nylon - 43% combed cotton - 2% spandex.

You sure did! And they're standing right here! Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

You're fucking welcome, and you're fucking welcome, everybody's fucking welcome, OK?!  Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% combed cotton, 44% ...

I'll bake love to you, like you want me to, and I'll fold in your egg whites, baby all through the night... Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heav...

How many times do I have to ask you to not curse in front of the giraffe?! You know she's just going to repeat everything you say. Features: Su...

Women's shoe size 5-10. - 55% nylon - 43% combed cotton - 2% spandex.

Most of the time, I've got all the patience in the world. Other times, I've got abso-fucking-lutely none of it. Not a speck. Women's shoe size 5-...

Say it loud, say it proud, say it with a tiny bit of superiority because now you're done saying it and everyone else is spending too much time and...

It's all you need, it's all around, and it's available to every-freaking-one of ya. Features: Men's shoe size 5-10. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylo...

I've heard bad things about it, too. But the reviews have been generally positive. Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extra-lon...

Knowledge is puppy power. Or is it the other way around? Probably doesn't matter. Women's shoe size 5-10. 51% nylon; 47% combed cotton; 2% spand...

I'm all for religious tolerance and freedom, but if you don't believe in Pizza Angels then I can't be your friend. Features: Super-absorbent. 1...

Netflix and Netflix and Netflix and Netflix and Netflix and Netflix and Netflix and chill. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% combed cotton;...

Yes, that's bitchy in a good way. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% combed cotton, 44% nylon and 3% spandex.

She will take extra sprinkles, though, if you have them. Maybe a cherry, too? Women's shoe size 5-10. 57% nylon; 41% combed cotton; 2% spandex.